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Bruce Coffman

@brucecoffman.bsky.social

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Hellur. Follow me with zero or very few followers, BLOCK. Far too many X trolls flooding the Sky. I write books: https://www.lulu.com/spotlight/brucecoffman I sell Avon: https://www.avon.com/repstore/bcoffman I do other stuff too but that's CLASSIFIED.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 8h

I'm so excited SNL's bringing The Ambiguously Gay Duo back!

SNL's reboot of The Ambiguously Gay Duo set to star Jd Vance and Mother Superior Mike Johnson!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 2m

Ass wash makes a divine Christmas gift. Or arse wash for my friends across the pond.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 4m

I really think Alice Walton's dead but that's the only name I recall from the Walton Dynasty so I'll keep invoking it. Carry on. Fuck Walmart and all the Waltons, living and dead! Yeah, the old man, too.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 6m

Nah, cray is keeping me up.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 7m

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 8m

Warsh that arse!

You'll feel flirty and feminine with the alluring fragrance of blushing cherry blossoms accented by dewy apples and sweet red berries. This shower gel comes in a 5 fl. oz. bottle.

To enhance your fragrance experience, also use the Cherry Blossom Body Lotion, Body Spray, Hand Cream and Sparkling Shimmer Mist.

Made in USA
BENEFITS
• Creates a rich, creamy lather
• Gently cleanses
• Conditions skin with moisture

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 10m

Liquid blush. REVOLUTIONARY! I think is what Mother Superior Mike Johnson wears. Radiant!

Hydrating lightweight formula melts effortlessly into skin, leaving a naturally radiant glow. Just a dot is all that is needed for a beautifully fresh and multi-dimensional blush. 0.15 fl. oz.

KEY INGREDIENT
Blueberry Extract—Known for its antioxidant properties that help enhance the skin’s appearance by promoting a refreshed and vibrant look 
BENEFITS
• Buildable creamy coverage
• Subtle pearly finish
• Blends easily for a smooth, even flush of a blush look and non-tacky feel

FORMULATED WITHOUT
• Parabens
• Sulfates
• Phthalates
• Talc

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 11m

Taylor Swift wears this and buys it from my online Avon shop.
Okay, so she doesn't. But she'd smell a lot better if she did.
Free gift with purchase! Wow! Walmart doesn't give you free gifts with purchase. Fuck Alice Walton's ass crack peanut butter.

Enchant with chic notes of sophisticated pink pepper, delicate rosebud and sensual amberwood. 1.7 fl. oz.

Packaging may vary.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 15m

Sadly, we all get to suffer from Donald Trump's DEMENTIA.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 19m

For whatever reason, I was on this email list for a Quora community. Anyhoo, got a notification someone had posted "Joe Biden is the reason the world is laughing at America." Guess how fast I marked that shit as spam. Joe DOES NOT WORK HERE ANYMORE, you pathetic, desperate pukes.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 20m

Even The Neverending Story eventually ended. So I guess there's hope. We may all be dead by then, but whatevs.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 21m

That's cool.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 22m

I read Orange Taint got flu and covid vax booster shots. Yet the Epstein Regime wants you to be an idiot and die on purpose. Lovely.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 24m

Oh well. Thank a non voter!

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 25m

Fact and fiction are two different things even though both begin with an F. For those who needed to know. Republicans.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 27m

Remember every single time Biden stuttered and the media was in a tizzy for weeks at a time with "He's got DEMENTIA!"?

Well, this crazy douche in the Oval now doesn't even know his own goddamn name and crickets from the media.
Wonder how we got here? Jake Tapper, any ideas? @jaketapper.bsky.social

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 29m

I wonder how many folks will get food poisoning and die this Thanksgiving since republicans gutted and neutered the FDA. Fun times!

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 33m

Maybe so.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 34m

Oh, Monday the 13th. Good luck out there!

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 34m

Sunday night/early morning Monday has to be the loneliest time of all.

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 36m

I'd love a good veggie soup recipe or two. Anything I can throw in a slow cooker?

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 39m

Hell yes! 🔥☎️🔥

Lee 🖇️🇺🇸🦋🐾🇨🇦🇺🇦 @characterfirst.bsky.social · 41m

Time to put faces to names!

REPRESENTATIVE BARRY“alcoholic”LOUDERMILK

Office Phone: 770-429-1776

VOTE: mvp.sos.ga.gov/s/voter-regi...

Tell them to release the files
HE supports pedophilia
HE supports groomers

#TrumpWasTheSupplier
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#GuardiansOfPedophiles

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 40m

Yay! What a great time for America to get rid of the FDA which used to test for such things. Well, at least e-coli and shit. Oh well. Enjoy shitting yourselves to death!
www.foodandwine.com/microplastic...

Scientists Warn of Thousands of Microplastic Particles in Your Cheese and Milk

Microplastics have now made their way into one of the most unexpected places: dairy. Scientists in Italy found plastic fragments in milk, fresh cheese, and aged cheese — which they believe are introdu...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 42m

I have to learn how to make frozen vegetables have some sort of flavor. I keep reading they're much more nutritious than canned and I know they're not 90 percent sodium. Damn...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 43m

So... they seriously won a whole ass election by spreading Russian and Israeli propaganda to young men via these so obviously fake titty bots? Wow, you little pukes are DESPERATE! Go watch fucking PornHub, ya douches. Some of those titties are halfway real!

Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 45m

Know what I want for Christmas?
I'd be glad to give you my list!
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