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Bruce Coffman
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Goodbye. It's been... meaningless.
Highly unsuccessful self published author and official ANTIFA Avon Ambassador. Hit my links! Feed the kitty cats! Or don't. Carry on.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Aztec Grill is preparing my order. Try not to be jealous. I couldn't afford much. A kid's quesadilla, some rice and beans. Yum!
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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not a king.

Dictator.

But yes you are correct.
America doesn't have a king. The world does. Because not one single motherfucker anywhere on the globe will stand up to the pathetic, whiney douche. Tragic.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I can't believe it's not butter
and that Democrats are fucking us harder than republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Well, I'm sure not getting much to eat. Doordash always tries to place a hold on more than the order costs so I couldn't spend the entire balance on my card. I'm getting a sad little bit of enough to make me mad. Nice! Life sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Thanks for nothing. Easy to do the "right" then when you know it doesn't make a fuck bit of difference. Holla!
ACTION ALERT: THANK our MN Senators for VOTING NO on the CR disaster deal.
Sen Tina Smith
(202) 224-5641
Sen Amy Klobuchar
(202) 224-3244
8 Dems flat-out "capitulated" to Trump / the GOP over the government shutdown, but @klobuchar.senate.gov and @smith.senate.gov stood strong for Minnesotans!
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I shan't ever promote another Democratic political candidate for any fucking thing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yeah, but we're still all gonna die. Cute pandas, though.
Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Got damn! That Super-Changa look good! Someday when I got more money that motherfucker is MINE! Git in muh belly!
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
Then we'll pay the light bill...

I'm in a mood to fuck with song lyrics today. Sue me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm treating myself to Doordash from the local Mexican restaurant today with the last of my money because why the fuck not, right? Whole world's fucking burning around me. I deserve carbs. Fiesta!
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Once I was afraid, I was petrified
and then Democrats sold us out
and I was pissed and terrified...
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We don't need hateration in this dancery
because we've got Democrats to sell us out...
DOH!
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
'Tis time...
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
America doesn't have a king. The world does. Because not one single motherfucker anywhere on the globe will stand up to the pathetic, whiney douche. Tragic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I need a platonic fuck buddy. Holla!
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Express yourselves STRONGLY, but be sure nothing can be construed as a "threat." They are as thin skinned as they are vile sellouts.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh my!
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hell yes. I'm practicing my fake heart attack and need medical assistance for just such an occasion.
I saw some kids hiding a bag of cereal and a loaf of bread. I decided I needed assistance from the only employee at the far end of the store. #SnitchesGetStitches
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I feel you. What do we do now, folks? What do we do?
I am trying so hard to keep my shit together today. I am fairly sure I'm not doing that very well. At least I have memes that are funny
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Okay, I feel better now. I left my holiday greetings for those of the miserable 8 whose mailboxes are accepting messages. Ahhhhh....
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jeanne Shaheen is not my lover
She just the girl who sold out her country
To the lowest bidder...
Fuck Jeanne Shaheen...
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You can't even leave a message for Angus King JUNIOR. His little mailbox is full. OF SHIT!
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
@rosen.senate.gov You're a disgusting, pathetic excuse for a human being who sold your entire country out to the lowest bidder. Never sleep in peace again, you piece of SHIT.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Wake up, Maggie Hassan, I think I got something to say to you...
You suck as a human being, you sold out your country to the lowest bidder and choke on your goddamn ThanksforNOTHING turkey, cunt. @hassan.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM