Bowser
@scottbowser.bsky.social
Pastry Chef, Sailor (Ret). Top-rated Uncle and Brother-in-Law. Sharp edge appreciator.
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Bowser
@scottbowser.bsky.social
· May 8
GenX daily plan:
1. Drink from garden hose
2. Eat hot chip
3. Ride bike with no helmet
4. Lie
5. Make mix tape
6. Rewind VHS
1. Drink from garden hose
2. Eat hot chip
3. Ride bike with no helmet
4. Lie
5. Make mix tape
6. Rewind VHS
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Thought I was being raptured for a second, turned out I just needed to let a fart loose. Fuck.
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Thought I was being raptured for a second, turned out I just needed to let a fart loose. Fuck.
Jimmy Kimmel will be the New 'Joe Rogan of the Left' podcaster that weirdos were pining for a couple of months ago
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Jimmy Kimmel will be the New 'Joe Rogan of the Left' podcaster that weirdos were pining for a couple of months ago
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Congrats to Jimmy Fallon. Number one in late night!
September 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Congrats to Jimmy Fallon. Number one in late night!
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in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
that fox news host still has his job.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
that fox news host still has his job.
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ok time to reset the timeline
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this picture of a mom shoes off sprinting to the Mpls school: www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
August 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
this picture of a mom shoes off sprinting to the Mpls school: www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following
My feeling is it's maybe an overcorrection on the re-rebrand
August 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My feeling is it's maybe an overcorrection on the re-rebrand
J.D. just wishin' a motherfucker don't say THANK YOU again
August 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
J.D. just wishin' a motherfucker don't say THANK YOU again
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Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words
N: Stavanger, Norway
E: Misawa, Japan
S: Perth, Australia
W: Honolulu, USA
E: Misawa, Japan
S: Perth, Australia
W: Honolulu, USA
N: Aberdeen, Scotland
E: Pattaya, Thailand
S: Pattaya, Thailand
W: Tenby, Wales
E: Pattaya, Thailand
S: Pattaya, Thailand
W: Tenby, Wales
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Alloa, Scotland
E: Marmaris, Turkey
S: Gran Canaria, Spain
W: Salt Lake City, USA
N: Alloa, Scotland
E: Marmaris, Turkey
S: Gran Canaria, Spain
W: Salt Lake City, USA
August 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
N: Stavanger, Norway
E: Misawa, Japan
S: Perth, Australia
W: Honolulu, USA
E: Misawa, Japan
S: Perth, Australia
W: Honolulu, USA
Why does Trump's new head of labor statistics have a big ass custom made wall piece of the Nazi Battleship Bismarck
August 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Why does Trump's new head of labor statistics have a big ass custom made wall piece of the Nazi Battleship Bismarck
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"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."
– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
August 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."
– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
– Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
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"stick to menswear"
August 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"stick to menswear"
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Bunnysters, this is a fake link. We are not playing in wonderful San Diego later in the year. DO NOT BUY TICKETS
July 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Bunnysters, this is a fake link. We are not playing in wonderful San Diego later in the year. DO NOT BUY TICKETS
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
July 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”