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The NCAA official response...
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The year is 2038. The college football playoff has expanded to 128 teams yet the discourse yet the discourse online is about the committee's decision to allow a 3-5 LSU team over a 3-6 Penn State team. "They only lost to Ohio State by 24 points!" the people will cry out.
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Good morning Bears fans
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bears fans about to turn into bigger cowboys fans than actual cowboys fans
So pumped for tonight’s Cowboys vs. Lions game. Feels like a playoff game for both teams, and we’re going to find out just how seriously (or not) to take both from here on out.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Americans will measure with anything but the metric system...
“this balloon is so large, hoda, that you could fit actually 85 black bears inside. but i’m not sure that would be a good idea.”

“no.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Me thinking I have a pretty good poker face.

Also me whenever my boss is trying to be helpful by telling me how to do my job..
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of trophies
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of trophies
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Reposted by Scott
my god there has never been a more accurate use of this
October 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Caleb Williams could finish the year with 3,940 yards, 34 TDs and 8 INTs (current pace). Those numbers would've put him in the top 6 or 7 last year. Even better than the darling Jayden Daniels. We'll see at the end of the year but bears fans would be thrilled at that growth. I would.
September 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I grilled @pablo.show on how he uncovers all of this weird shit www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...
I found out how Pablo Torre finds out
SFGATE's Drew Magary chats with Pablo Torre on how the podcast sausage is made.
www.sfgate.com
September 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Bears fans watching Keenan Allen drop a pass that hit him in the hands
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Telling a 4-year old that they're going to be a big sister is like transforming them into the herald of Galactus. Their sole mission in life is to scour the galaxy and tell every soul they meet of the impending doom.
August 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg
July 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
July 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dad and I watched Tin Cup last night. Perfect Dad movie.
What are some of your favorite Dad movies? Dad movies aren't only about or for Dads. They're enjoyed by everyone but give off Dad vibes. The kind of movie a middle-aged man will stand and watch. A few good ones have already been mentioned so I'll start a list

Field of Dreams
Ford v Ferrari
Heat
June 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Wife: what do you want to do for Father's Day?
Me: spend the day with you guys, of course.

Meanwhile, my intrusive thoughts:
a man in a suit and tie is waving and saying it 's the weekend i don 't know you .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is waving and saying it 's the weekend i don 't know you .
media.tenor.com
June 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
June 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Love this idea. One 8-10 hour movie cut to hour long segments or "episodes" and release them on a weekly basis. It could work.
Further: All shows should be movies.
June 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There is an easy solution for the flag football Olympics debate. One game winner take all, NFL players vs US flag football team. The winning team represents the US at the Olympics. Little giants style.
May 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is the sign I need to bet the house on the bears winning the super bowl
two men are driving a car with the words " we 're on a mission from god "
ALT: two men are driving a car with the words " we 're on a mission from god "
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
People from Chicago seeing the Pope news
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says it 's just nice to win one
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says it 's just nice to win one
media.tenor.com
May 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reposted by Scott
Wrexham make history by becoming the first club to win three promotions in a row to go from non-League to the Championship.
April 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
April 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM