Satyrane (she/he)
@satyrane86.bsky.social
Gremlin, sometimes writer, always shitposter.
Profile pic: a distressed dragon in a hot dog costume. Banner: horrible MS paint caricature of myself with a dinosaur body and the text "Saty's nude: please contain your orgasms".
Profile pic: a distressed dragon in a hot dog costume. Banner: horrible MS paint caricature of myself with a dinosaur body and the text "Saty's nude: please contain your orgasms".
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Satyrane (she/he)
@satyrane86.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Identities I have collected: genderfluid/genderqueer, atheist, neurodivergent (ADHD with maybe a little autism as a treat), disabled, librarian, writer, foodie, leftist, socialist (we could live in Star Trek), nerd, gamer, GM. Ask me about my human extinction event theory, or don't, it's depressing.
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Somehow I've managed to make it to 7 years of streaming on #Twitch?! We'll be celebrating all week, with a streamathon on Saturday night. There's gonna be game key giveaways, merch giveaways (Timberborn and mine), and we have some fun unlocks for bonus Vintage Story streams!
May 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Somehow I've managed to make it to 7 years of streaming on #Twitch?! We'll be celebrating all week, with a streamathon on Saturday night. There's gonna be game key giveaways, merch giveaways (Timberborn and mine), and we have some fun unlocks for bonus Vintage Story streams!
My wife and I are relocating, and if you're able to give comfortably, we'd appreciate it IMMENSELY!
This is a hard thing for me to do, partially because I'm too proud, and partially because I know there are others out there struggling way more than we are. Nevertheless, I've created a gofundme to help with moving expenses for my partner and I to escape Ohio. gofund.me/0dfaabfe
Donate to Help Emily and Laura get to Baltimore!, organized by Emily Freer Henderson
Hi, we're Emily and Laura, a married queer couple who are trying to make … Emily Freer Henderson needs your support for Help Emily and Laura get to Baltimore!
gofund.me
April 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My wife and I are relocating, and if you're able to give comfortably, we'd appreciate it IMMENSELY!
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Wake up, sheeple! My debut game Flocking Hell IS NOW ON STEAM! 🥳🥳🥳
store.steampowered.com/app/3236280/...
Flocking Hell is a deeply strategic roguelite where you defend your pasture from demonic invasion 🐑😈 Now go! It’s time to join the flock ;)
#IndieGame #TurnBased #Strategy #Roguelite
store.steampowered.com/app/3236280/...
Flocking Hell is a deeply strategic roguelite where you defend your pasture from demonic invasion 🐑😈 Now go! It’s time to join the flock ;)
#IndieGame #TurnBased #Strategy #Roguelite
Flocking Hell on Steam
Flocking Hell is a deeply strategic roguelite where you defend your pasture from demonic invasion. It blends calm exploration with auto-battler combat, offering a mix of easy-to-learn mechanics and th...
store.steampowered.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Wake up, sheeple! My debut game Flocking Hell IS NOW ON STEAM! 🥳🥳🥳
store.steampowered.com/app/3236280/...
Flocking Hell is a deeply strategic roguelite where you defend your pasture from demonic invasion 🐑😈 Now go! It’s time to join the flock ;)
#IndieGame #TurnBased #Strategy #Roguelite
store.steampowered.com/app/3236280/...
Flocking Hell is a deeply strategic roguelite where you defend your pasture from demonic invasion 🐑😈 Now go! It’s time to join the flock ;)
#IndieGame #TurnBased #Strategy #Roguelite
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I have an extra arc for 🇬🇧 THE EARL MEETS HIS MATCH (aka 🇺🇸A GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEMAN) to give away!
My trans man earl/valet Regency romance is out March 11
Follow me and repost for a chance. I'll pick someone at random tomorrow at noon EST.
🇬🇧 preorder: bit.ly/UKtemhm
🇺🇸 preorder: bit.ly/USAagg
My trans man earl/valet Regency romance is out March 11
Follow me and repost for a chance. I'll pick someone at random tomorrow at noon EST.
🇬🇧 preorder: bit.ly/UKtemhm
🇺🇸 preorder: bit.ly/USAagg
January 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I have an extra arc for 🇬🇧 THE EARL MEETS HIS MATCH (aka 🇺🇸A GENTLEMAN'S GENTLEMAN) to give away!
My trans man earl/valet Regency romance is out March 11
Follow me and repost for a chance. I'll pick someone at random tomorrow at noon EST.
🇬🇧 preorder: bit.ly/UKtemhm
🇺🇸 preorder: bit.ly/USAagg
My trans man earl/valet Regency romance is out March 11
Follow me and repost for a chance. I'll pick someone at random tomorrow at noon EST.
🇬🇧 preorder: bit.ly/UKtemhm
🇺🇸 preorder: bit.ly/USAagg
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The stream Christmas Room is back, with "improvements" like.. a pile of coal for the extra naughty people in chat, as well as a few other fun things. It's just a silly lil thing I do each year, but it makes me happy. Kiwis out there might recognise Mt Ruapehu in the background 🌲
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
The stream Christmas Room is back, with "improvements" like.. a pile of coal for the extra naughty people in chat, as well as a few other fun things. It's just a silly lil thing I do each year, but it makes me happy. Kiwis out there might recognise Mt Ruapehu in the background 🌲
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If you have any information about the identity of the guy who shot that CEO, no you don't.
December 5, 2024 at 6:25 PM
If you have any information about the identity of the guy who shot that CEO, no you don't.
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When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
December 4, 2024 at 4:12 PM
When men rage, they blow and shoot things up and start wars.
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
When women rage, we create.
We knit, do embroidery and cross stitch. We create new things ... while we figure out how to fix the broken things.
Behold rage project #1
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The Oodie™ sent me this super snuggly Oodie, just in time for the cold weather to arrive. I nearly went to bed wearing it because it's so comfy and snug!
If you're on the hunt for a cozy gift, this could be it!
Head over to bit.ly/413QRNe and use code DELIRYA15 for 15% off full priced items.
#Ad
If you're on the hunt for a cozy gift, this could be it!
Head over to bit.ly/413QRNe and use code DELIRYA15 for 15% off full priced items.
#Ad
December 2, 2024 at 7:39 PM
The Oodie™ sent me this super snuggly Oodie, just in time for the cold weather to arrive. I nearly went to bed wearing it because it's so comfy and snug!
If you're on the hunt for a cozy gift, this could be it!
Head over to bit.ly/413QRNe and use code DELIRYA15 for 15% off full priced items.
#Ad
If you're on the hunt for a cozy gift, this could be it!
Head over to bit.ly/413QRNe and use code DELIRYA15 for 15% off full priced items.
#Ad
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Bluesky, looking for a home for an adorable bonded brother and sister born in the same litter in Northern VA. Kitties are 16 MO and need a loving home. These are 2 super affectionate and adorable furballs. Help me amplify this message to find these little ones a home this holiday season.
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Bluesky, looking for a home for an adorable bonded brother and sister born in the same litter in Northern VA. Kitties are 16 MO and need a loving home. These are 2 super affectionate and adorable furballs. Help me amplify this message to find these little ones a home this holiday season.
That's... that's a lot of flags.
November 24, 2024 at 6:20 PM
That's... that's a lot of flags.
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Hey here's a free two pager game I made if you get sad around holidays. You can get even more sad now.
November 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Hey here's a free two pager game I made if you get sad around holidays. You can get even more sad now.
We have to take care of each other but that also means you, the girl reading this, has to take care of yourself
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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This is my childhood in a photo
There were a couple of years in the late 80s where every car towball had a Land Before Time dinosaur puppet on it.
November 23, 2024 at 12:54 PM
This is my childhood in a photo
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The guy downstairs is running his ceiling fans 24/7 and they're starting to burn out
So I'm currently living in a depressed millenial version of the Telltale Heart
So I'm currently living in a depressed millenial version of the Telltale Heart
November 23, 2024 at 4:27 PM
The guy downstairs is running his ceiling fans 24/7 and they're starting to burn out
So I'm currently living in a depressed millenial version of the Telltale Heart
So I'm currently living in a depressed millenial version of the Telltale Heart
If education was completely free, and all jobs paid the exact same and you could do anything you wanted, what would you do?
November 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
If education was completely free, and all jobs paid the exact same and you could do anything you wanted, what would you do?
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Post your favorite Pokemon. Wrong answers only.
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Post your favorite Pokemon. Wrong answers only.
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A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 PM
A list of bands in order of efficacy:
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention
This "vicious" pibble brought to you by "it's cold and my mothers have the heat set too low for my delicate baby self".
November 22, 2024 at 2:59 PM
This "vicious" pibble brought to you by "it's cold and my mothers have the heat set too low for my delicate baby self".
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"Your ancestors didn’t sustain millennia of complex oral story traditions for you to call audiobooks cheating"
November 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
"Your ancestors didn’t sustain millennia of complex oral story traditions for you to call audiobooks cheating"
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I have FIVE advent calendars this year. Two LEGO (natch), one pictorial (Obv), one sweets (Why the hell not) and the other is Franz Gruber from Die Hard who will be slowly falling down the skyscraper day by day until he splats on the pavement on Christmas Morning. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
November 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I have FIVE advent calendars this year. Two LEGO (natch), one pictorial (Obv), one sweets (Why the hell not) and the other is Franz Gruber from Die Hard who will be slowly falling down the skyscraper day by day until he splats on the pavement on Christmas Morning. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
THIS IS MY WIFE SHE IS SO CUTE AND HAPPY!
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
THIS IS MY WIFE SHE IS SO CUTE AND HAPPY!