sassyzeni
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sassyzeni
@sassyzeni.bsky.social
· Jan 19
I think I’ll just make a big long thread for a while, of some of these TikToks that never fail to make me laugh. Additions welcome.
#tiktok #tiktokarchive #tiktokbackup
#tiktok #tiktokarchive #tiktokbackup
It suuuure would be interesting if someone who has copies of all these emails pulled another War Plans Signal Chat to leak the Epstein files, and get the fucking show over with already.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It suuuure would be interesting if someone who has copies of all these emails pulled another War Plans Signal Chat to leak the Epstein files, and get the fucking show over with already.
I think my favorite thing about portrait photography is when I get to show women they’re a work of art.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I think my favorite thing about portrait photography is when I get to show women they’re a work of art.
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If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"
October 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"
I love watching people’s reactions to Greys Anatomy… seeing people come to the realization that no character by Shonda Rhimes is safe, going through every emotion there is. And then the theme song plays. “We have to watch more.” 😂
September 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I love watching people’s reactions to Greys Anatomy… seeing people come to the realization that no character by Shonda Rhimes is safe, going through every emotion there is. And then the theme song plays. “We have to watch more.” 😂
😭 this week has been such a dream
September 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
😭 this week has been such a dream
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Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.
On 9/16/25, celebrate a date of mathematical beauty
Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.
n.pr
September 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s 1:20am. The birth center is dimly lit while an incredible mama powers through back-to-back contractions. Her midwife and I, and her husband, and her mother, all taking turns riding through them with her. She’s in transition now. You guys… moms are amazing. I love this work with my whole soul.
September 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It’s 1:20am. The birth center is dimly lit while an incredible mama powers through back-to-back contractions. Her midwife and I, and her husband, and her mother, all taking turns riding through them with her. She’s in transition now. You guys… moms are amazing. I love this work with my whole soul.
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s ok to put the phone down.
Buckley Draw Fire, UT 🔥
August 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Buckley Draw Fire, UT 🔥
“Stove Top stuffing is not allowed at Thanksgiving”
I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware I would be forced to choke down massive chunks of celery and rye with elitist fucks like Susan while she unironically recites the monstrosity childhood nostalgia that she typed in her 9-paragraph 2013 SEO doomscroll blog.
I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware I would be forced to choke down massive chunks of celery and rye with elitist fucks like Susan while she unironically recites the monstrosity childhood nostalgia that she typed in her 9-paragraph 2013 SEO doomscroll blog.
August 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Stove Top stuffing is not allowed at Thanksgiving”
I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware I would be forced to choke down massive chunks of celery and rye with elitist fucks like Susan while she unironically recites the monstrosity childhood nostalgia that she typed in her 9-paragraph 2013 SEO doomscroll blog.
I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware I would be forced to choke down massive chunks of celery and rye with elitist fucks like Susan while she unironically recites the monstrosity childhood nostalgia that she typed in her 9-paragraph 2013 SEO doomscroll blog.
Most iconic way to wake up: disco & drag @ dawn.
youtu.be/OvqdG_0TQFA
youtu.be/OvqdG_0TQFA
Matt Suave & Pattie Gonia Sunrise Set In The Colorado Mountains [Disco Piano Vocal House]
YouTube video by Matt Suave
youtu.be
August 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Most iconic way to wake up: disco & drag @ dawn.
youtu.be/OvqdG_0TQFA
youtu.be/OvqdG_0TQFA
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The really sad part of this is how long Americans are willing to ignore anyone's pain but their own. The problem in this case of bankrupting America is that it's going to go slowly until it goes suddenly. And everyone will act like they didn't see it. We are so fucked right now.
There is a playbook here they appear to be following:
1) Break apart the government.
2) Crash the economy.
3) Sell government assets and bankrupt companies to billionaires for cheap.
4) Cement power for oligarchs and fascists.
But we the people will not allow this—we will resist, and we will win.
1) Break apart the government.
2) Crash the economy.
3) Sell government assets and bankrupt companies to billionaires for cheap.
4) Cement power for oligarchs and fascists.
But we the people will not allow this—we will resist, and we will win.
How 'shock therapy' created Russian oligarchs and paved the path for Putin
In the 1990s, reformers adopted a radical economic program in Russia. It devastated ordinary Russians and created a new class of oligarchs. And it explains the rise of Putin and the leader he is today
www.npr.org
August 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The really sad part of this is how long Americans are willing to ignore anyone's pain but their own. The problem in this case of bankrupting America is that it's going to go slowly until it goes suddenly. And everyone will act like they didn't see it. We are so fucked right now.
I literally am struggling to comprehend that this is what America is fucking doing right now, it’s not satire, it’s not a Pizzagate lunatic conspiracy theory, it’s an actual thing, and half this batshit country is delightfully abandoning due process and gleefully descending into full scale TYRRANY.
A hunger strike at a South Florida immigration detention center state officials have named “Alligator Alcatraz” enters its tenth day, as detainees protest what they call inhumane and dangerous living conditions.
‘Alligator Alcatraz' detainees on hunger strike for 10th day, protesting conditions
One of the detainees, Pedro Hernández, was hospitalized during the strike but continued to refuse food, he said on Thursday.
nbcnews.to
August 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I literally am struggling to comprehend that this is what America is fucking doing right now, it’s not satire, it’s not a Pizzagate lunatic conspiracy theory, it’s an actual thing, and half this batshit country is delightfully abandoning due process and gleefully descending into full scale TYRRANY.
Bronchitis: oh you thought you had stuff to do and plans? Naw bitch, you have steroids and naps instead… if the steroids even let you think about naps probably just gonna lay in bed awake and bored for the next few days like a LOSER 🫵🏼😂 because only LOSERS get bronchitis in July-August 🫵🏼😂 haha LOSER!
Uh oh, I think I have an upper respiratory infection. And my asthma is mad at all the wildfire smoke in the air. And with how crappy I’ve felt the last two days, I’m starting to wonder if I’m getting a lower respiratory infection too.
I have stuff to do and plans this weekend 😫 ughhhh
I have stuff to do and plans this weekend 😫 ughhhh
August 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bronchitis: oh you thought you had stuff to do and plans? Naw bitch, you have steroids and naps instead… if the steroids even let you think about naps probably just gonna lay in bed awake and bored for the next few days like a LOSER 🫵🏼😂 because only LOSERS get bronchitis in July-August 🫵🏼😂 haha LOSER!
Me IRL when a client gets a lil’ too comfortable with their political opinions 5 minutes into their hour long appointment, so I have to politely nod and “mm-hmm” and “yep” repeatedly for a few minutes, until we eventually get back to The Hardly Relevant Reason They’re Actually Here
August 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Me IRL when a client gets a lil’ too comfortable with their political opinions 5 minutes into their hour long appointment, so I have to politely nod and “mm-hmm” and “yep” repeatedly for a few minutes, until we eventually get back to The Hardly Relevant Reason They’re Actually Here
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Ousted members of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices describe RFK Jr.’s first meeting—featuring anti-vaccine presenters pushing unfounded claims.
They now call for the creation of an independent vaccine panel outside the federal government.
zurl.co/x2itL
They now call for the creation of an independent vaccine panel outside the federal government.
zurl.co/x2itL
Ousted vaccine panel members say rigorous science is being abandoned under RFK Jr.
Seventeen experts ousted from a U.S. vaccine committee are expressing little faith in what the panel has become.
zurl.co
July 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ousted members of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices describe RFK Jr.’s first meeting—featuring anti-vaccine presenters pushing unfounded claims.
They now call for the creation of an independent vaccine panel outside the federal government.
zurl.co/x2itL
They now call for the creation of an independent vaccine panel outside the federal government.
zurl.co/x2itL
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Gaza has recorded the most health-care worker deaths (over 1400 deaths), UN deaths (295) & journalist deaths (212) than in any recent conflict zone.
Life expectancy at birth dropped 35 yrs in 2024. From Oct '23-May '25, there were 720 attacks on healthcare targets www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Life expectancy at birth dropped 35 yrs in 2024. From Oct '23-May '25, there were 720 attacks on healthcare targets www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Break the selective silence on the genocide in Gaza
Substantial and well-documented evidence indicates a catastrophic public health emergency
in Gaza (appendix pp 1–5), marked by severe food insecurity and alarming levels of
malnutrition-related deaths...
www.thelancet.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Gaza has recorded the most health-care worker deaths (over 1400 deaths), UN deaths (295) & journalist deaths (212) than in any recent conflict zone.
Life expectancy at birth dropped 35 yrs in 2024. From Oct '23-May '25, there were 720 attacks on healthcare targets www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Life expectancy at birth dropped 35 yrs in 2024. From Oct '23-May '25, there were 720 attacks on healthcare targets www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
Uh oh, I think I have an upper respiratory infection. And my asthma is mad at all the wildfire smoke in the air. And with how crappy I’ve felt the last two days, I’m starting to wonder if I’m getting a lower respiratory infection too.
I have stuff to do and plans this weekend 😫 ughhhh
I have stuff to do and plans this weekend 😫 ughhhh
August 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Uh oh, I think I have an upper respiratory infection. And my asthma is mad at all the wildfire smoke in the air. And with how crappy I’ve felt the last two days, I’m starting to wonder if I’m getting a lower respiratory infection too.
I have stuff to do and plans this weekend 😫 ughhhh
I have stuff to do and plans this weekend 😫 ughhhh
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This is a crisis. While I have very little confidence in this administration, I'm calling on POTUS to intervene.
No one should starve or die from disease when aid is sitting across the border.
Let all humanitarian actors get aid into Gaza. Make sure it can be delivered safely.
No one should starve or die from disease when aid is sitting across the border.
Let all humanitarian actors get aid into Gaza. Make sure it can be delivered safely.
Mass starvation stalks Gaza as deaths from hunger rise
Aid agencies warned for months that Israel’s harsh limits on food aid would bring acute malnutrition and widespread suffering to Gaza’s 2.1 million people.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
This is a crisis. While I have very little confidence in this administration, I'm calling on POTUS to intervene.
No one should starve or die from disease when aid is sitting across the border.
Let all humanitarian actors get aid into Gaza. Make sure it can be delivered safely.
No one should starve or die from disease when aid is sitting across the border.
Let all humanitarian actors get aid into Gaza. Make sure it can be delivered safely.
One of our family’s inside jokes is when I blame my kids for my farts.
And one of my favorite ways to surprise them with it is by having our Echo Dot speaker accuse them of farts. And shortly after, tell them they’re stinky. They always yell back at the speaker “NO YOU FARTED”
Farts are funny.
And one of my favorite ways to surprise them with it is by having our Echo Dot speaker accuse them of farts. And shortly after, tell them they’re stinky. They always yell back at the speaker “NO YOU FARTED”
Farts are funny.
July 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
One of our family’s inside jokes is when I blame my kids for my farts.
And one of my favorite ways to surprise them with it is by having our Echo Dot speaker accuse them of farts. And shortly after, tell them they’re stinky. They always yell back at the speaker “NO YOU FARTED”
Farts are funny.
And one of my favorite ways to surprise them with it is by having our Echo Dot speaker accuse them of farts. And shortly after, tell them they’re stinky. They always yell back at the speaker “NO YOU FARTED”
Farts are funny.
Honestly, I’m so glad I exist at the same time as blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers.
July 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Honestly, I’m so glad I exist at the same time as blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers.
Sweet dreams to the Prince of Darkness. What an absolute fucking legend. 😭
Ozzy Osbourne, the singular metal legend whose Black Sabbath virtually invented heavy metal and in later years became a reality TV pioneer, has died at the age of 76.
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Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
July 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sweet dreams to the Prince of Darkness. What an absolute fucking legend. 😭