Lor
@sarcasticlory.bsky.social
Crafted by European artisans in NYC. Limited edition.
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Lor
@sarcasticlory.bsky.social
· Jan 1
Lil Jon will help us find our zen in 2025.
Today seems like a good day to go around the whole neighborhood and take care of all the little annoying tasks.
December 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Today seems like a good day to go around the whole neighborhood and take care of all the little annoying tasks.
Added tdap to list of shots for today cause i think it’s been over 10 yrs.
December 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Added tdap to list of shots for today cause i think it’s been over 10 yrs.
Messing up my cats sleep schedule with my shitty sleeping habits.
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Messing up my cats sleep schedule with my shitty sleeping habits.
Hug you retinol extra tight tonight. You’ve seen what happens when you don’t use it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hug you retinol extra tight tonight. You’ve seen what happens when you don’t use it.
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
The lip filler injection bruises is *chefs kiss*
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The lip filler injection bruises is *chefs kiss*
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Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
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The only thing more romantic than “I love you” is “I remember”
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The only thing more romantic than “I love you” is “I remember”
Happy Krampusnacht to those that celebrate 👹
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Happy Krampusnacht to those that celebrate 👹
I’m getting hooked up with tamales for the weekend.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I’m getting hooked up with tamales for the weekend.
What’s the most sexual fruit and why is it cherries?
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
What’s the most sexual fruit and why is it cherries?
Baked Alaska at the birthplace of baked Alaska. Delmonico’s.
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Baked Alaska at the birthplace of baked Alaska. Delmonico’s.
If IG is good for one thing it’s keeping me connected to Romanian culture and humor. My parents did a great job of that but with them gone now it’s different. They would’ve loved some of these reels.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If IG is good for one thing it’s keeping me connected to Romanian culture and humor. My parents did a great job of that but with them gone now it’s different. They would’ve loved some of these reels.
This place is amazing for what they do to save animals. If you can help them out it would be great ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This place is amazing for what they do to save animals. If you can help them out it would be great ❤️
After a while you realize why someone is always the “victim”. They make poor choices and say stupid shit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
After a while you realize why someone is always the “victim”. They make poor choices and say stupid shit.
Who’s going to come record me as I ride this thing in one of my extra big coats and of course sunglasses on?
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Who’s going to come record me as I ride this thing in one of my extra big coats and of course sunglasses on?
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A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
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Who had Pope rave on their bingo card
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Who had Pope rave on their bingo card
Latest sewing project handed to me by Zaddy once again. Once I finish all his I need one too lol
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Latest sewing project handed to me by Zaddy once again. Once I finish all his I need one too lol
