cjdcat
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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.
Watercolor sketch today.
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Watercolor sketch today.
jump scared by the Outlook reminder for the office mindfulness meditation workshop
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
jump scared by the Outlook reminder for the office mindfulness meditation workshop
Every day someone one the business side manages to add sentences to the chat without adding any information.
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Every day someone one the business side manages to add sentences to the chat without adding any information.
is “smell unstoppable” really such good ad copy
December 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
is “smell unstoppable” really such good ad copy
Best one so far thank you to my model Simon
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Best one so far thank you to my model Simon
Heart breaking for it all. I haven’t been in ages and ages and still.
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Heart breaking for it all. I haven’t been in ages and ages and still.
I love that this site allows me to connect with my American roots in these ways.
All the sodas started out as an attempt to stop people from touching themselves and a cure for “clotted eye” but now we all go “I love Doc Tipsys Chastity Tonic! It’s made right here in Rockville!”
December 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I love that this site allows me to connect with my American roots in these ways.
The Avett Brothers/Mike Patton collab is incredible you guys
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Avett Brothers/Mike Patton collab is incredible you guys
Feeling panicky so here are some fast cat drawings
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Feeling panicky so here are some fast cat drawings
How do you tell IT the date of the "incident" of your lost phone when the loss dawned on you with a spreading sense of dread over the course of weeks
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How do you tell IT the date of the "incident" of your lost phone when the loss dawned on you with a spreading sense of dread over the course of weeks
Me, rejecting all counterparty redlines, and simply changing the font to TNR - yep that'll do it. Hitting send, sitting back to await 100% agreement with our positions, now that they have ✨serifs✨
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me, rejecting all counterparty redlines, and simply changing the font to TNR - yep that'll do it. Hitting send, sitting back to await 100% agreement with our positions, now that they have ✨serifs✨
Cyclocross does it right: Sports need inflatable mayo bottles instead of ads for gambling.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Cyclocross does it right: Sports need inflatable mayo bottles instead of ads for gambling.
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Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff
Today is my birthday. I spent much of the year having stuff carved off me or irradiated for cancer. But I also was supported by loving friends, many of you on here. I am so grateful.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today is my birthday. I spent much of the year having stuff carved off me or irradiated for cancer. But I also was supported by loving friends, many of you on here. I am so grateful.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Reading a contract amendment chock full of "For clarity, [none of this makes sense either]" clauses. Just don't say "For clarity"! You are admitting to failure!
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reading a contract amendment chock full of "For clarity, [none of this makes sense either]" clauses. Just don't say "For clarity"! You are admitting to failure!
Just tried to put my glasses on over my reading glasses AMA
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just tried to put my glasses on over my reading glasses AMA
A sketchbook page: fiddling around with gouache over ink, and drapery-fold practice.
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
A sketchbook page: fiddling around with gouache over ink, and drapery-fold practice.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
is this about holiday desserts because if so I totally agree, the crust rules
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
is this about holiday desserts because if so I totally agree, the crust rules
In which I am the bird, and the cat is my emails
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In which I am the bird, and the cat is my emails
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Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios
Who else up sending messages on MyHealth to their "care team"
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Who else up sending messages on MyHealth to their "care team"
Need recs for a generalist lawyer in Southern Illinois for a family friend. Father with dementia co-owns the family biz & is causing liability issues, as they’re trying to use a brokerage firm to find a buyer for the business. Small town, sounds like corp docs might be a mess. Any takers?
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Need recs for a generalist lawyer in Southern Illinois for a family friend. Father with dementia co-owns the family biz & is causing liability issues, as they’re trying to use a brokerage firm to find a buyer for the business. Small town, sounds like corp docs might be a mess. Any takers?