cjdcat
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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.
How do you tell IT the date of the "incident" of your lost phone when the loss dawned on you with a spreading sense of dread over the course of weeks
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How do you tell IT the date of the "incident" of your lost phone when the loss dawned on you with a spreading sense of dread over the course of weeks
Me, rejecting all counterparty redlines, and simply changing the font to TNR - yep that'll do it. Hitting send, sitting back to await 100% agreement with our positions, now that they have ✨serifs✨
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me, rejecting all counterparty redlines, and simply changing the font to TNR - yep that'll do it. Hitting send, sitting back to await 100% agreement with our positions, now that they have ✨serifs✨
Cyclocross does it right: Sports need inflatable mayo bottles instead of ads for gambling.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Cyclocross does it right: Sports need inflatable mayo bottles instead of ads for gambling.
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Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff
Today is my birthday. I spent much of the year having stuff carved off me or irradiated for cancer. But I also was supported by loving friends, many of you on here. I am so grateful.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today is my birthday. I spent much of the year having stuff carved off me or irradiated for cancer. But I also was supported by loving friends, many of you on here. I am so grateful.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Reading a contract amendment chock full of "For clarity, [none of this makes sense either]" clauses. Just don't say "For clarity"! You are admitting to failure!
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Reading a contract amendment chock full of "For clarity, [none of this makes sense either]" clauses. Just don't say "For clarity"! You are admitting to failure!
Just tried to put my glasses on over my reading glasses AMA
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just tried to put my glasses on over my reading glasses AMA
A sketchbook page: fiddling around with gouache over ink, and drapery-fold practice.
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
A sketchbook page: fiddling around with gouache over ink, and drapery-fold practice.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
is this about holiday desserts because if so I totally agree, the crust rules
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
is this about holiday desserts because if so I totally agree, the crust rules
In which I am the bird, and the cat is my emails
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In which I am the bird, and the cat is my emails
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Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Scott Wills paints a background for the first run of Samurai Jack (2001–2004), created by Genndy Tartakovsky, Cartoon Network Studios
Who else up sending messages on MyHealth to their "care team"
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Who else up sending messages on MyHealth to their "care team"
Need recs for a generalist lawyer in Southern Illinois for a family friend. Father with dementia co-owns the family biz & is causing liability issues, as they’re trying to use a brokerage firm to find a buyer for the business. Small town, sounds like corp docs might be a mess. Any takers?
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Need recs for a generalist lawyer in Southern Illinois for a family friend. Father with dementia co-owns the family biz & is causing liability issues, as they’re trying to use a brokerage firm to find a buyer for the business. Small town, sounds like corp docs might be a mess. Any takers?
Today in “I am terrible at time zones and also geography,” TIL Santiago, Chile, is east of NY.
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Today in “I am terrible at time zones and also geography,” TIL Santiago, Chile, is east of NY.
I got a velour headbands to use while washing my face and their elastic is too tight, they want to pop off my skull like a medieval trebuchet situation
I am not storming a castle I just want to wash my face
I am not storming a castle I just want to wash my face
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I got a velour headbands to use while washing my face and their elastic is too tight, they want to pop off my skull like a medieval trebuchet situation
I am not storming a castle I just want to wash my face
I am not storming a castle I just want to wash my face
I know this is a dog whistle but I can’t help doing a mental checklist of what I learned in Western Civ to consider the proposition.
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This mass migration we've seen needs to be met with mass deportations. 20 million people came here illegally. There's flaws in our legal immigration system. I think this is a real civilizational issue for us here in the West."
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I know this is a dog whistle but I can’t help doing a mental checklist of what I learned in Western Civ to consider the proposition.
Maybe pause before using “girl” as a pejorative modifier.
Why might women believe they don’t deserve as much - well. Do we think a lifetime of slights has no effect?
I am so tired. And yeah, I wish I’d not been born female. Imagine the freedom! Fuck. Better not; picturing it makes me too sad.
Why might women believe they don’t deserve as much - well. Do we think a lifetime of slights has no effect?
I am so tired. And yeah, I wish I’d not been born female. Imagine the freedom! Fuck. Better not; picturing it makes me too sad.
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Maybe pause before using “girl” as a pejorative modifier.
Why might women believe they don’t deserve as much - well. Do we think a lifetime of slights has no effect?
I am so tired. And yeah, I wish I’d not been born female. Imagine the freedom! Fuck. Better not; picturing it makes me too sad.
Why might women believe they don’t deserve as much - well. Do we think a lifetime of slights has no effect?
I am so tired. And yeah, I wish I’d not been born female. Imagine the freedom! Fuck. Better not; picturing it makes me too sad.
O Holy Toy
Banana brightly shining
Banana brightly shining
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
O Holy Toy
Banana brightly shining
Banana brightly shining
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I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
Desk toys are just enclosure-enrichments for us office animals, have we discussed this
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Desk toys are just enclosure-enrichments for us office animals, have we discussed this
Starting work again on Monday and despite clearing out underbrush periodically over the last few cancer months I have over 2000 unread emails. Do I simply mark them all “read” and not look back?
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Starting work again on Monday and despite clearing out underbrush periodically over the last few cancer months I have over 2000 unread emails. Do I simply mark them all “read” and not look back?
Who had Pope rave on their bingo card
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Who had Pope rave on their bingo card
Nervous tree sketches waiting at the doctor.
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nervous tree sketches waiting at the doctor.