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Sam Parker
@samprkr.bsky.social
Digital Strategist for the Left • Proud union boy • he/him • this is a SCOTUS hate account!
What if we went crazy and put a bench in here
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Silver Wasn’t Wrong, He Was Just Early
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the Northeast Corridor's Gateway Program now that Trump loves Mamdani
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I had been sick of the Olivia Nuzzi stuff and that book seems unreadable but now I’m locked the fuck in what a MESS
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
saw a headline that "America First influencer Sam Parker" is being sued for $5 million
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The 14th and U Street gay bar war has stretched into another day and reached the meth allegations phase
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i do this out the amtrak window
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Very proud to have played a small part in my team's powerful digital and TV work with New Yorkers for Lower Costs this year!

middleseat.co/case-study/z...
Zohran Mamdani IE | Middle Seat
Middle Seat’s in-house paid media team partnered with New Yorkers for Lower Costs to produce and run $1.7 million in high-impact TV and digital ads supporting Zohran Mamdani.
middleseat.co
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Bronwyn Newport should be the next Senator from Utah but the RIGGED SYSTEM says it’s “unconstitutional”!! We’ll see you in COURT
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
saw your face and mine…
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
14th Street Trader Joe's just doesn't sell anchovies any more
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The innovations in winter squash technology are almost frightening to behold. Feels like growing up there was just butternut, maybe acorn. Now I'm deciding between honeynut, buttercup, koginut?? i'm scared
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I can’t tell if the same 12 national guard guys patrol all of admo/dupont/logan/u street/shaw or if they all just Look Like That
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Morning Show coming up with the concept of karaoke as escalatory labor action
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
hungover blue gatorade
October 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Stacey Rusch is one of the most delusional characters the Housewives has yet found in all these decades. I’m scared and I’m laughing my ass off. She needs to be put on a watchlist and given a professorship to teach how she sees the world
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
dylan o’brien twinless he was insane for that (complimentary)
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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does anyone even care anymore that this is so straightforwardly illegal
October 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That episode of Over The Garden Wall where all the skeleton pumpkin people are asking Greg and Wirt why they won’t move there and join them is exactly like being a gay guy visiting New York... "so Sam why don't you join us?"
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
lifting while listening to the ezra klein/ta-nehisi coates podcast
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Echoes of Enrique Peñalosa's “A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It’s where the rich use public transportation."
Mamdani: We need to make public transportation so good that “no matter how much money is in your pocket, you say: I’m gonna use this.”
September 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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The lack of mainstream coverage of regular huge protests reminds me of a talk from a Twitter employees who explained that they had to drop BLM off the Trending Tags section because otherwise it would have been there permanently. The modern media environment has no appetite for sustained movements.
The crowd has no beginning and no end as it begins its march to the White House
September 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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90% of elected Dems do not know how to fight, do not want to fight, did not run for office to fight, and are not smart enough or principled enough to fight. They entered office so they could fiddle with policy and feel important, they want to hide until it blows over, and will find excuses to do so.
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’s hack to say but it’s exhausting that every single Republican administration of my life has tanked the economy and people still need to be convinced to not vote for that
September 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM