Sam Parker
@samprkr.bsky.social
Digital Strategist for the Left • Proud union boy • he/him • this is a SCOTUS hate account!
What if we went crazy and put a bench in here
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What if we went crazy and put a bench in here
Silver Wasn’t Wrong, He Was Just Early
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Silver Wasn’t Wrong, He Was Just Early
the Northeast Corridor's Gateway Program now that Trump loves Mamdani
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
the Northeast Corridor's Gateway Program now that Trump loves Mamdani
saw a headline that "America First influencer Sam Parker" is being sued for $5 million
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
saw a headline that "America First influencer Sam Parker" is being sued for $5 million
The 14th and U Street gay bar war has stretched into another day and reached the meth allegations phase
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The 14th and U Street gay bar war has stretched into another day and reached the meth allegations phase
i do this out the amtrak window
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i do this out the amtrak window
saw your face and mine…
November 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
saw your face and mine…
14th Street Trader Joe's just doesn't sell anchovies any more
November 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
14th Street Trader Joe's just doesn't sell anchovies any more
hungover blue gatorade
October 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
hungover blue gatorade
That episode of Over The Garden Wall where all the skeleton pumpkin people are asking Greg and Wirt why they won’t move there and join them is exactly like being a gay guy visiting New York... "so Sam why don't you join us?"
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That episode of Over The Garden Wall where all the skeleton pumpkin people are asking Greg and Wirt why they won’t move there and join them is exactly like being a gay guy visiting New York... "so Sam why don't you join us?"
lifting while listening to the ezra klein/ta-nehisi coates podcast
September 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
lifting while listening to the ezra klein/ta-nehisi coates podcast
Hey there summer boy
September 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey there summer boy
All power to my SISTERS who wore the big blue jeans/little black top uniform to heckle the feds on 14th street last night ✊
August 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
All power to my SISTERS who wore the big blue jeans/little black top uniform to heckle the feds on 14th street last night ✊
She lives in Somerville, Massachusetts
August 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
She lives in Somerville, Massachusetts
I have learned that my hometown has erected a statue of the local cryptid, the Higganum Mucket
August 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have learned that my hometown has erected a statue of the local cryptid, the Higganum Mucket
The way these guys (who pay for Twitter) have bought into the AI slop bubble is funny considering it's the product of the kind of insular, self-defeating ideological faction that they accuse everyone else of being in
August 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The way these guys (who pay for Twitter) have bought into the AI slop bubble is funny considering it's the product of the kind of insular, self-defeating ideological faction that they accuse everyone else of being in
can you tell i’m from massachusetts :/
July 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
can you tell i’m from massachusetts :/
The promise of a monsoon the second I clock out of work every day forever… I’m sick of DC
July 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The promise of a monsoon the second I clock out of work every day forever… I’m sick of DC
I take the title of Best Man very seriously
July 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I take the title of Best Man very seriously
The Bad Place saw it first
July 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The Bad Place saw it first
In Broken Glass we have a new winner of the I Hate The Headlines And The Weather Award for Lyric That Makes Me Say “SO true Lorde”
July 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
In Broken Glass we have a new winner of the I Hate The Headlines And The Weather Award for Lyric That Makes Me Say “SO true Lorde”
It’s not clocking to you that he’s standing on clock business
July 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s not clocking to you that he’s standing on clock business
We’re receiving reports that a gay guy got a haircut… more news on this developing story at 11
June 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We’re receiving reports that a gay guy got a haircut… more news on this developing story at 11
This could be my final ride on the Old Acela (it almost certainly isn’t)
May 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This could be my final ride on the Old Acela (it almost certainly isn’t)
The website formerly known as Twitter saw it first
May 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The website formerly known as Twitter saw it first