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Sammy
@samnoregrets.bsky.social
30s Bi/Pan | They/She Enby Girl (maybe genderfluid, IDK gender's weird) | DMs Open for Moots | Minors DNI
More people should look at my butt. Preferably y’all should masturbate looking at it too, and send me videos if you feel like sharing too
Yes ma’am 😳
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Fucckkkk yesssss
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My two biggest fantasies are having a committed relationship with one (or two) people and also having a group of friends pull their pants down while we’re hanging out and get me horny enough to go down on all of them
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Need to find a bunny to do this with
for anon. jackalope gal acting like she's not 90% bunny, much to Mauve's confusion... annoyance... pleasure?
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hi this post just did like laser targeted psychic damage to me
iv been letting this img live in my head ever since i saw it
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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people with money should give some of that money to me so that i can take brief breaks to lounge around being hot in between the endless hours i devote to unpaid political organising
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Look at this cute puppy showing off his brand new collar daddy got him 😵‍💫💕 such a good boy he is 🥰💕

#Puppyboy #twinks #Goodpuppy #tips #pup #trans #boytoy #ContentCreator
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I remember thinking this video was amazing when I first saw it and now in hindsight I was 100% wishing I was one of the girls in it
fucking in public bathrooms>>>>>>>>>
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Need someone to bend me over like this and fuck my brains out right now
Really want a cute girl to fuck my pussy while she teases me about being a slut and plays with my clit until I cum
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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{marketing meeting}

VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?

GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…

CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you

INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:

store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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The current housing crisis is due to capitalism. There are enough homes right now to house everyone in America. But doing that doesn't maximize profit for huge national real estate companies and driving up prices does and we all know profits are more important than citizens' basic life needs.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Lazy sofa picture
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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and the most important kink of all,,,

𝙡 𝙤 𝙫 𝙚
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Okay but like, the number of times I've had to scroll back through DM conversations to figure out which Discord account is which person on here is nontrivial
im sorry u told me ur name once, gave me ur discord with an obscure display name, and then, the next time I saw u, I forgot ur name. it will happen again
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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back
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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girl whose dick makes you cum so hard it fries your brain, effectively lobotomising you
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Im gonna try to get some sleep but if you could share this I would appreciate it more than you know 🩷🩷
I need some help again :( i got a letter from kronofogden (basically swedish debt collection) and I have to pay some money or risk being able to live where I am and keeping my apartment. We will move to. I dont have much of value to sell either.

ko-fi.com/sagabutchmad...
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November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Really want a cute girl to fuck my pussy while she teases me about being a slut and plays with my clit until I cum
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Please help the kitty if you can :<
After we had to put our old girl down, one of our cats got into some dental floss so hes at the emergency vet And may need surgery.

My bank is in the negatives and this has been a huge financial strain.

If you could help by donating or sharing it would mean the world to us
ko-fi.com/possumancer
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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on that note, especially after being beaten and robbed and dealing with a broken jaw, i need all the help i can get. and as always, sharing is caring!

thank youuu love youuu

✌️😽💞💸

ca: millicents42
pp: cateocean42
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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this is the thing about the ACA. it was always deeply flawed legislation, a handout to insurance companies that only meagerly expanded social welfare by giving states the *option* (often refused) to loosen requirements on medicaid. yet it was and remains a HUGE life-saver for so many people!
The ACA made my whole self-employed life possible. For almost ten years, I was able to build a career that actually worked for me AND keep receiving necessary care to address the consequences of childhood medical neglect. And I still deserved better. We all do.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Welp, that didn’t last long
Ngl feeling a bit of actual hope for the future tonight for the first time in a long time
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM