Crow the Egg 🏳️⚧️
@crowboi6.bsky.social
Simply a silly bird.
21 years on this rock.
Not looking to sell nothin, just doing my good ol’ nudes community services.
DMs open for any and all moots
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Minors?!?! EWWWWW!!!! (No kids allowed!)
21 years on this rock.
Not looking to sell nothin, just doing my good ol’ nudes community services.
DMs open for any and all moots
[Scrivener]
Minors?!?! EWWWWW!!!! (No kids allowed!)
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🕷️ bisexuals have a biological advantage at smash or pass
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🕷️ bisexuals have a biological advantage at smash or pass
Pathetic masochistic women got me acting ROYALLY unwise
$50 for a genuine tonfa (possibly set of 2) and for hitting women who aren’t even in my time zone. I’ll do it when I have money
$50 for a genuine tonfa (possibly set of 2) and for hitting women who aren’t even in my time zone. I’ll do it when I have money
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Pathetic masochistic women got me acting ROYALLY unwise
$50 for a genuine tonfa (possibly set of 2) and for hitting women who aren’t even in my time zone. I’ll do it when I have money
$50 for a genuine tonfa (possibly set of 2) and for hitting women who aren’t even in my time zone. I’ll do it when I have money
Look at this divine woman~
I absolutely am in love with her body 0//////0
And she’s one of the nicest people I’ve met on here. Absolute perfect person
I absolutely am in love with her body 0//////0
And she’s one of the nicest people I’ve met on here. Absolute perfect person
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Look at this divine woman~
I absolutely am in love with her body 0//////0
And she’s one of the nicest people I’ve met on here. Absolute perfect person
I absolutely am in love with her body 0//////0
And she’s one of the nicest people I’ve met on here. Absolute perfect person
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It was just supposed to be a walk in the park...
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It was just supposed to be a walk in the park...
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Girl who’s spending her whole work shift dreaming of railing your ass so hard that you can’t walk for days
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Girl who’s spending her whole work shift dreaming of railing your ass so hard that you can’t walk for days
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Let's go for a "walk"
(Going into the woods so I can put my pretty mouth to work)
(Going into the woods so I can put my pretty mouth to work)
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Let's go for a "walk"
(Going into the woods so I can put my pretty mouth to work)
(Going into the woods so I can put my pretty mouth to work)
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i just wanna suffocate under some boobs and i could die happy,, maybe also if she's like squishy my face with her hands and calling me cute,, even better >~<
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i just wanna suffocate under some boobs and i could die happy,, maybe also if she's like squishy my face with her hands and calling me cute,, even better >~<
“Hold on, ladies! I’ve got an excellent idea!”
-me having a horrible horrible idea
-me having a horrible horrible idea
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Hold on, ladies! I’ve got an excellent idea!”
-me having a horrible horrible idea
-me having a horrible horrible idea
Gotta do my laundry today. All my laundry. Including what I got on.
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Gotta do my laundry today. All my laundry. Including what I got on.
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Why can’t I stop thinking about girls facefucking me😵💫😵💫😵💫
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Why can’t I stop thinking about girls facefucking me😵💫😵💫😵💫
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Get in, pet! We’re either going to fix you or make you so, so much worse. Maybe both.
December 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Get in, pet! We’re either going to fix you or make you so, so much worse. Maybe both.
Need a girl I can preform Yakuza heat actions on in bed
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Need a girl I can preform Yakuza heat actions on in bed
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🕷️ Wallace and Scromit: Blazed and Confused
THE SCROMITING EPIDEMIC
Cannabis-Induced 'Scromiting' Is on the Rise, Study Finds
It's
gizmodo.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
🕷️ Wallace and Scromit: Blazed and Confused
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WE SHOULD FROT- I mean hi how are you
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
WE SHOULD FROT- I mean hi how are you
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reminder that we have a slimer that we got for $5 at a good will in our bathroom. he makes us laugh at least once a month upon seeing his fucking face.
in the dark he is terrifying and makes us laugh harder
in the dark he is terrifying and makes us laugh harder
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
reminder that we have a slimer that we got for $5 at a good will in our bathroom. he makes us laugh at least once a month upon seeing his fucking face.
in the dark he is terrifying and makes us laugh harder
in the dark he is terrifying and makes us laugh harder
When I finally get the money to afford a polycule, we’re turning an entire room into a bed for group activities. Not to be confused with the room for group activities (sexual). The group activities room is for like cuddle piles and mass sleepovers (for women who already live there)
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When I finally get the money to afford a polycule, we’re turning an entire room into a bed for group activities. Not to be confused with the room for group activities (sexual). The group activities room is for like cuddle piles and mass sleepovers (for women who already live there)
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I’m unfortunately the rage baited and not the rage baiter 😔
August 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m unfortunately the rage baited and not the rage baiter 😔
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I for one and trying to be philosophical *and* get railed
I dont give a fuck about being philosophical on here, im just trying to get railed tbh
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I for one and trying to be philosophical *and* get railed
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I wanna make it canon that I’m a silly lil villain that can just snap my finger and uno reverse your gender.
That or it can be like super menacing corruption to the idiots in power who senselessly hate trans people but secretly watch porn. Would be funny af like me coming through ur screen.
That or it can be like super menacing corruption to the idiots in power who senselessly hate trans people but secretly watch porn. Would be funny af like me coming through ur screen.
all of the fascists who are scared that being gay or trans is a social contagion are correct to be worried
i personally am going to turn them transgender and gay, so watch the fuck out, i can do it just by looking in your eyes
i personally am going to turn them transgender and gay, so watch the fuck out, i can do it just by looking in your eyes
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I wanna make it canon that I’m a silly lil villain that can just snap my finger and uno reverse your gender.
That or it can be like super menacing corruption to the idiots in power who senselessly hate trans people but secretly watch porn. Would be funny af like me coming through ur screen.
That or it can be like super menacing corruption to the idiots in power who senselessly hate trans people but secretly watch porn. Would be funny af like me coming through ur screen.