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Samantha

Samantha

@samanthakm.bsky.social

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New here. She/her. Disabled. Always tired (no really, severe ME/CFS). Animal lover. #Uglydogs

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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 17h

*taps the sign*

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 10d

Y'know what? As far as I can see from 10 whole seconds of my timeline I have been exposed to with absolute horror, you brought this on yourself by reskeeting and tagging the condiment udders in the first place.

You did this. Enjoy your consequences.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 19h

That's much better for the quota.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 19h

Sam Heughan wasn't even shirtless!

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 20h

a man with curly hair is laughing with his fist in his mouth in front of a group of people .

Alt: a man with curly hair is laughing with his fist in his mouth in front of a group of people .

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Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

It was at a pick your own pumpkin patch, I think. Plenty are probably either sold at a huge discount or donated, this is just the last way to make a bit more money from them in half term. We have to be careful leaving the carved ones out here as well as I don't think they're good for hedgehogs?

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

Issie and Alex got into the post Halloween spirit today. They went pumpkin smashing! I did not know that that was a thing and not just a band, but it looked brilliant.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

All of them!

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

Oh that's good. And she doesn't bring any orange indoors with her?

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

Will they help Syvie to turn the house bright orange though? Will beds and blankets be autumnal?

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

I don't have it and I think I got an email about a couple of lines about Clara being in it, but the postage to the UK would be *horrendous*

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

I don't have the dogs with me right now for a pet photo, they've gone to bed. What about a world lemur day photo, which is only belated in my country and right on time over there?

Red ruffed lemur sits up leaning against a fence, sunning its dark belly. Its hand is outstretched in the typical lemur 'meditation' position. The other arm is draped casually behind the fence.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

Love the chops.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

That sounds like an acceptable alternative. Cheese is the only thing Dexter goes running for. Be can hear a cheese wrapper at 100m.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

Of you?

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

Is it ham? It should be ham.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking of you and Peat today 🤍🧡

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

Oh she looks big mad.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

I would just like to make it known that we do not see enough photos of Big Sugar on here!

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

I've missed you, Sister Helen! I will try to give management more little titbits of good news.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 1d

a person laying on a bed with the words " i am very excited " written below them

Alt: A rabbit running around in circles on a bed with " i am very excited " written below them

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so offended when my body decides to flare.

I gave you a vegetable last week! How could you?!

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 2d

That's a very nice Lumiface.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 2d

I would give her so many treats!

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 2d

She has been watching YouTube videos and practicing her contouring skills.

Samantha @samanthakm.bsky.social · 2d

There's always a Lumiface.