Shawn Luce
@saluce.com
Married with 3 rugrats. Veteran, MM2/SW, USS Enterprise. Software engineer, former biochem grad student. Love God; love others. AuDHD. Neurospicy. demi. he/him 🏳️🌈 🔞
So, he has a habit of shooting his shot at all the wrong times.
This is a famously messy Norwegian biathlete who was banned in 2023 from the Biathlon World Cup because he accidentally fired his competition rifle in his hotel room (he was also teary and apologetic then)
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
So, he has a habit of shooting his shot at all the wrong times.
Age verification?
Pagers were considered drug paraphernalia in high school.
Pagers were considered drug paraphernalia in high school.
Age verification?
I had a pager in high school.
I had a pager in high school.
Age verification?
I had a Motorola Bag Phone
I had a Motorola Bag Phone
February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Age verification?
Pagers were considered drug paraphernalia in high school.
Pagers were considered drug paraphernalia in high school.
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
Man, now I feel bad. I meant this as a joke, going along with what @alhegland.bsky.social said about people telling her what not to read or post about, but I think she took it seriously.
🎶 Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I hate the books you're reading,
So stop it maybe 🎶
And this is crazy,
I hate the books you're reading,
So stop it maybe 🎶
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Man, now I feel bad. I meant this as a joke, going along with what @alhegland.bsky.social said about people telling her what not to read or post about, but I think she took it seriously.
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Satire Headline:
Noem Regrets Not Being in MN for Pretti's Murder
"I would have put that dog down myself," she laments.
Noem Regrets Not Being in MN for Pretti's Murder
"I would have put that dog down myself," she laments.
January 29, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Satire Headline:
Noem Regrets Not Being in MN for Pretti's Murder
"I would have put that dog down myself," she laments.
Noem Regrets Not Being in MN for Pretti's Murder
"I would have put that dog down myself," she laments.
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Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 22, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
I dont think my meds are working. I'm still distracted af. Do ADHD meds work through autistic burnout?
January 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I dont think my meds are working. I'm still distracted af. Do ADHD meds work through autistic burnout?
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 15, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.The killing of 37-year-old mother Renee Nicole Good by ICE agent Jonathan Ross last...
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.
"I'm a family man," says the ICE agent ripping babies from parents and kidnapping the adults.
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
"I'm a family man," says the ICE agent ripping babies from parents and kidnapping the adults.
There's no such thing as a bad tac....oh, nevermind.
Everything I know about Mexican food, I learned from Great British Bake-Off.
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
There's no such thing as a bad tac....oh, nevermind.
I'm not gonna repist the video, but that murderous dumbfuck in MN just released his own cell phone footage of his crime, pe8bably hoping it would exonerate hi. Instead, it showed Renee Good being really nice to the agent moments before he killed her...then called her a "fucking bitch".
January 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I'm not gonna repist the video, but that murderous dumbfuck in MN just released his own cell phone footage of his crime, pe8bably hoping it would exonerate hi. Instead, it showed Renee Good being really nice to the agent moments before he killed her...then called her a "fucking bitch".
me, entering 2016 vs. me entering 2026
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
me, entering 2016 vs. me entering 2026
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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@renegadecut.bsky.social recorded it in HD with their browser, then someone took their recording and uploaded it to the Internet Archives.
archive.org/details/60mi...
bsky.app/profile/rene...
archive.org/details/60mi...
bsky.app/profile/rene...
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@renegadecut.bsky.social recorded it in HD with their browser, then someone took their recording and uploaded it to the Internet Archives.
archive.org/details/60mi...
bsky.app/profile/rene...
archive.org/details/60mi...
bsky.app/profile/rene...
If you think being a citizen will protect you from ICE, think again. Without due process, even U.S. citizens are subject to the cruelty of ICE with no recourse.
Due process is a constitutional right for every person in the U.S., citizen and non-citizen.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/a...
Due process is a constitutional right for every person in the U.S., citizen and non-citizen.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/a...
A Maryland mom's family says she was born in the U.S. ICE wants to deport her
A Maryland mother whose family says she was born in the United States was detained by federal agents in Baltimore and is now facing possible deportation.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you think being a citizen will protect you from ICE, think again. Without due process, even U.S. citizens are subject to the cruelty of ICE with no recourse.
Due process is a constitutional right for every person in the U.S., citizen and non-citizen.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/a...
Due process is a constitutional right for every person in the U.S., citizen and non-citizen.
www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/a...
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James Talarico: The Bible doesn't mention abortion or gay marriage, but it goes on and on about forgiving debt, liberating the poor, and healing the sick. The closest thing we have to the kingdom of heaven is a multiracial, multicultural democracy where power is truly shared among all people
December 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
James Talarico: The Bible doesn't mention abortion or gay marriage, but it goes on and on about forgiving debt, liberating the poor, and healing the sick. The closest thing we have to the kingdom of heaven is a multiracial, multicultural democracy where power is truly shared among all people
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Oh, the juxtapositioning of these two...
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oh, the juxtapositioning of these two...
This mother fucker seriously made Rob and Michele Reiner's murders all about him.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This mother fucker seriously made Rob and Michele Reiner's murders all about him.
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YALL MY CHEST 💀💀😭😭😭
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
YALL MY CHEST 💀💀😭😭😭
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Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Her appeal. Please repost to spread the word!
This is the second time I posted a GIF with alt text and it's not showing. Wtf?
That's how it's done.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is the second time I posted a GIF with alt text and it's not showing. Wtf?