a ancient man
@saintchristopher.bsky.social
He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.
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i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while
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I sympathize with the "plight of men" in the sense that it is the plight of anyone who isnt a millionaire so WHY ARE WE CALLING IT THE PLIGHT OF MEN
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I sympathize with the "plight of men" in the sense that it is the plight of anyone who isnt a millionaire so WHY ARE WE CALLING IT THE PLIGHT OF MEN
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love the little pocket window where all my sentence friends live
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
love the little pocket window where all my sentence friends live
love the little pocket window where all my sentence friends live
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
love the little pocket window where all my sentence friends live
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who called it post-nut clarity and not “cumming to the realization”
July 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
who called it post-nut clarity and not “cumming to the realization”
after i got my known library squared away this was one of the first ‘new’ discoveries i made when i got on spotify in like 2012. i still get that like “endless possibilities” feeling when i hear this album music.apple.com/us/album/lit...
Little Numbers by BOY on Apple Music
Song · 2011 · Duration 3:39
music.apple.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
after i got my known library squared away this was one of the first ‘new’ discoveries i made when i got on spotify in like 2012. i still get that like “endless possibilities” feeling when i hear this album music.apple.com/us/album/lit...
i’ve started working that my reticence to introduce myself in social situations comes off as arrogant, when its more of a “who gives a fuck who i am” type thing
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i’ve started working that my reticence to introduce myself in social situations comes off as arrogant, when its more of a “who gives a fuck who i am” type thing
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Hi @diedrichbader.bsky.social Would you mind sharing my middle school’s care closet items? Thanks!
Made a food list for my middle school because we know we will have hungry kids! Any help is appreciated! Thanks! @craignewmark.bsky.social www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
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November 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Hi @diedrichbader.bsky.social Would you mind sharing my middle school’s care closet items? Thanks!
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my enemies may be in power but my idols are putting out some of their best work lately
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my enemies may be in power but my idols are putting out some of their best work lately
i can do this whole ad, in the voice, on command. Also the man used to shake my hand at church every week he was my hero
folks, it’s Captain Lou Albano screaming about auto body repair o’clock youtu.be/N-OxXK5v7ko
November 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i can do this whole ad, in the voice, on command. Also the man used to shake my hand at church every week he was my hero
my enemies may be in power but my idols are putting out some of their best work lately
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my enemies may be in power but my idols are putting out some of their best work lately
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folks, it’s Captain Lou Albano screaming about auto body repair o’clock youtu.be/N-OxXK5v7ko
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
folks, it’s Captain Lou Albano screaming about auto body repair o’clock youtu.be/N-OxXK5v7ko
folks, it’s Captain Lou Albano screaming about auto body repair o’clock youtu.be/N-OxXK5v7ko
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
folks, it’s Captain Lou Albano screaming about auto body repair o’clock youtu.be/N-OxXK5v7ko
Holy shit what a picture
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Holy shit what a picture
idk if i’m breaking any ground here but this victor frankenstein guy might be kind of a piece of shit
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
idk if i’m breaking any ground here but this victor frankenstein guy might be kind of a piece of shit
sometimes i feel like i’m plugging away at work all night and come home to find you’ve all just been posting away, barely contributing to the household chores
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
sometimes i feel like i’m plugging away at work all night and come home to find you’ve all just been posting away, barely contributing to the household chores
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congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run
🎵Frosty the Coupon
Get a junior size for free
With a spoon or straw
You can hit it raw
For a free Frosty from me
Get a junior size for free
With a spoon or straw
You can hit it raw
For a free Frosty from me
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
🎵Frosty the Coupon
Get a junior size for free
With a spoon or straw
You can hit it raw
For a free Frosty from me
Get a junior size for free
With a spoon or straw
You can hit it raw
For a free Frosty from me
frankly if your economy can’t function without the Suicide Computers you didn’t deserve an economy in the first place
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
frankly if your economy can’t function without the Suicide Computers you didn’t deserve an economy in the first place
mfs got me choking up at the gym
Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan by The Mountain Goats on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
mfs got me choking up at the gym
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yes actually i do want more parks and sidewalks and public benches so more homeless people can sleep on them. what now bitch
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
yes actually i do want more parks and sidewalks and public benches so more homeless people can sleep on them. what now bitch
ugh my WOKE doctor’s office keeps asking if i have any allergies
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
ugh my WOKE doctor’s office keeps asking if i have any allergies
jared lego’s joker:
Sweeping the knives off my bed to make room for sex.
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
jared lego’s joker:
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my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right
Dave Portnoy threatens to pull Barstool from NYC over ‘Communist’ Zohran Mamdani’s win: ‘Hate the guy’
Portnoy made the comments during a livestream on YouTube last week as it became clear that Mamdani would win the mayoral race.
nypost.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right
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damn, remember twitter? that’s was weird right
July 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
damn, remember twitter? that’s was weird right