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a ancient man
@saintchristopher.bsky.social
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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.
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Holy shit what a picture
poster for Guillermo del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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wow what a great week
an unsolicited single-word reply to one of my riffs from john darnielle of the mountain goats
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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here comes Woke 2
The Doof Warrior from MAD MAX: FURY ROAD, a man in a red union suit strapped to an absolutely bonkers truckbed stacked to capacity with guitar speakers dangles from ropes holding a sick looking custom double neck guitar. a cavalcade of weaponized hot rods tear up the desert in the background. I can’t stress enough how insanely cool it looks
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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nw
poster for HERETIC (2024, dirs. Scott Beck and Bryan Woods)
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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october 5x5
tapmusic collage of album covers 1. j dilla DONUTS 2. audrey hobert WHOS THE CLOWN 3. carly rae EMOTION 10th ANNIV. 4. hot mulligan WHY WOULD I WATCH 5. d’angelo BLACK MESSIAH 6. deftones PRIVATE MUSIC 7. incubus MAKE YOURSELF 8. menzingers HELLO EXILE 9. dj sabrina the teenage dj CHARMED 10. death cab WE HAVE THE FACTS AND WE’RE VOTING YES 11. traveling wilburys THE TRAVELING WILBURYS VOL 1 12. drab majesty MODERN MIRROR 13. frances quinlan LIKEWISE 14. joan jett ALBUM 15. hot water music EXISTER 16. neko case NEON GRAY MIDNIGHT GREEN 17. wax jaw IT TAKES GUTS! 18. death cab THE PHOTO ALBUM 19. incubus MORNING VIEW XXIII 20. menzingers SOME OF IT WAS TRUE 21. weatherbox AMERICAN ART 22. blue oyster cult AGENTS OF FORTUNE 23. rites of spring RITES OF SPRING 24. steve miller band ABRACADABRA 25. barenaked ladies STUNT
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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sheesh,
But I can't get entirely behind the few-bad-apples theory. Nor can I so neatly separate the gooners as a whole from the rest of us. Think about it for a second: What are these gooners actually doing? Wasting hours each day consuming short-form video content. Chasing intensities of sensation across platforms. Parasocially fixating on microcelebrities who want their money. Broadcasting their love for those microcelebrities in public forums. Conducting bizarre self-experiments because someone on the internet told them to. In general, abjuring connective, other-directed pleasures for the comfort of staring at screens alone. Does any of this sound familiar? Do you maybe know some folks who get up to stuff like this? It's true that gooners are masturbating while they engage in these behaviors. You could say that only makes them more honest.
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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lol
Dylan@dylmdav.bsky.social • 3m RIGGED •• bring on the headless horses @ihavethaton... • 3m what the fuck was that
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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lol not so fast
screenshot of this guy’s smug post about his NYC mayoral ballot. his own alt text: “I was "uncommitted" and had to vote my conscience so l wrote in HILLARY CLINTON. No antisemites, sexual predators, or racists for me!” ok pal the “supercriminals” lady who had prisoners working for no pay at the arkansas governors mansion. you freaked it congrats
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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this guy on his sub stack tomorrow after what the replies do to him tonight
still from reno 911 where 2 cops are squatting down on either side of nick swardson who’s sitting legs akimbo on the ground, crying, wearing pink hot pants, white socks, and one roller skate. caption: “I was murdered”
October 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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nw first time
descriptive card for RINGU (1998) running time 96 MINUTES written and directed by HIDEO NAKATA starring NANAKO MATSUSHIMA MIKI NAKATANI
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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i sure wish the silhouette of my torso didn’t remind me of whenever they draw Homer facing straight ahead
Homer Simpson spiking the camera like he’s in silence of the lambs
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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stick drawing of a guy in a hat standing in the door saying ARE YA WINNING SON? and another stick drawing sitting at a computer. a wall of text above it reads “...and I know based on what I read about you that you likely are not a stranger to these sorts of emalls but honestly? I never thought I would have to say something like this, let alone feel desperate enough to reach out for help: Every night now for what feels like forever, something that looks like my dead father has appeared at my bedroom door. It's starting to speak to me. I'm terrified to turn around”
October 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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rewatched last night. incredibly depressing👍
poster for PULSE (KAIRO) (2001) directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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this is who you’re being mean to
a wikipedia entry for “Bad Syndrome” instead of brain there is a dark orb. illustrated is an abstracted human head shape with a black roundish shape in it Contents [hide] 1 Treatment 1.1 Void mechanisms 1.2 Disentanglement (Brain Combing") 1.3 The sludge
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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getting a milkshake to the face was the best way demonstrators could have possibly dealt with this guy, who wants to be victimized by ‘the left’ so desperately that he insisted they put cement in it. i hope those antifa supersoldiers tie his shoelaces together next
right wing disinformation grifter andy ngo looking validly off into the middle distance with his face covered in a white milkshake that was almost assuredly vegan
October 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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solid snake looking off camera , incredulous
October 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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without exaggeration, this is exactly what it was like to be a 12 year old boy in 1999
swan boy wearing headphones looking up and squinting as if in deep contemplation. the text in the corner indicates he is listening to Incubus’ song “Nowhere Fast.” in separate speech bubbles, he wonders aloud, “Is Incubus…” “The best band of all time?”
October 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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when someone says “my person” i always hear it like
Futurama’s Hermes looking distressed and yelling “my manwich!”
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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we are back on our bullshit
shot from Remedy’s CONTROL (2019). an office adorned in a mixture of wood paneling and concrete awash in harsh red light. multiple people seem to float in the air more CONTROL. an office space lit in harsh blood red light. a computer monitor lit up in DOS green pops under the red CONTROL. a gold colored decorative feature on an office wall is lit from above in neutral white light. two figures appear floating in midair. several chairs and coffee tables in center frame are in disarray
October 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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POV im texting you on a sunday
the “(blank) tonight queen??” texts meme mst3k tonite 👀 mst3k w original commercial breaks tonight queen?? sci-fi era mst3k tonite 👀
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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norman rockwell painting of a man in a tan jacket standing up to speak at a meeting
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Notes October 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM So, "In the Air Tonight" has existed for my entire life as a cultural touchstone even before i ever engaged with it as a pop single on its own merit. As a child in the 90s and a teen in the 00s, i was aware of 80s hits more as references on sitcoms or punchlines on VH1 talking head countdowns than as songs I actually listened to. So I knew the "urban legend" of the track's origins; ie that it's allegedly secretly about how Phil Collins watched someone drown but couldn't or didn't help them, well before I ever really knew the lyrics in the song beyond "...feel it coming in the air tonight..." So I remember thinking at the time Wow that's crazy how did people figure that out? You can't understand how funny I found it to one day learn Phil Collins literally sings the line in it, "If you told me you were drowning/I would not lend a hand." Oh, you decoded the secret message? You really sussed out the hidden meaning of the obvious metaphor for a marriage imploding, huh? Motherfuckers all in front of a conspiracy cork board with one straight line ass string on it going Hmmm I almost cracked this...
October 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Could this AI actress be the next Scarlett Johansson? Top Hollywood agencies have high hopes for “wire mother”
black & white photo of Dr. Harry Harlow’s “wire mother” from his maternal love deprivation experiments on monkeys, a wireframe cylinder with a rudimentary facsimile of a primate head affixed on top.
October 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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september 5x5
5x5 collage of album covers. Top row: Deftones - private music; Hot Mulligan - The Sound a Body Makes When it’s Still; Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk; Spanish Love Songs - No Joy; Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM