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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 5h

The easiest solution is just have Gid fuck as much skunk pussy as possible and just pick from the results in 18 years.

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 12h

"Why is thus blurry now?"
It's a feature
"Why can't I do ___ anymore?"
we removed this as a feture
"Why is this so dark I can't read it?"
Feeeetuuuuure :3c 💖💖💖💖

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 12h

I've used iOS for years, but these liquid glass "features" make me want to chuck my phone through a window.

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 12h

I've used iOS for years, but these liquid glass "features" make me want to chuck my phone through a window.

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 1d

-wag wag wag!- ^=^ No, but that does make me happy to hear <3

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 1d

Bwhahaha XD

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 1d

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 1d

I have really got to learn how to edit videos -.- Playing sound clips from a second device only works like half the time.

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 1d

Some days your sad, others you're up at 6am, staging lighting for plushie videos about eldritch judgement for your boyfriends.

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 2d

Is life often terrible? Yes.
Are there still always people out there going “Let’s make a cool ass thing for other people to see?” Also yes.

Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 2d

"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

"it's printed in comic-sans."

Radiant G🌈✨ @radiantg.bsky.social · 2d

In honor of October, what’s a 4-word horror story only someone in your profession would get?

“Add a Battle Pass”

Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 2d

You mean, like GTA?

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

I am doing better~ I just... had a morning. I needed to eat, and take my meds. @teirandragon.bsky.social helped me out of my doom spiral too x3

We now return you to our regularly scheduled broadcast:

a cartoon of a dog in a store with two monitors behind him

Alt: a cartoon of a dog in a store with two monitors behind him Daddy tv

media.tenor.com

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

I should have tried harder. v.v

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

I... really hope they buried you in your fursuit like you wanted.

I'm sorry I was such a shit friend.

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

yeah, for sure. I try to remember the good times, but sometimes... it just feels like a stab in the heart.

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

He wears it to one of the kid's games and his wife is just:

a cartoon of the simpsons says it 's true but he should n't say it .

ALT: a cartoon of the simpsons says it 's true but he should n't say it .

media.tenor.com

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

Someone should get hum one of those "POLE" t-shirts, but with handcuffs around one of the letters or the lettering bound up in rope.

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

I am... not having a good day, I think.

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

Looking at art/porn older than 2015 is... kinda hard these days, on my computer it goes:

"They got run off the internet."
"This was from when tumblr was good."
"They vanished."
"They stopped talking to me and never said why."
"Oh right... he died."
"Oh yeah... they turned to be a <insert>phobe..."

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FurPlanet Productions @furplanet.com · 3d

Dabo!

Thanks all. ❤️

FurPlanet Productions @furplanet.com · 6d

We just passed 3.9K followers. I wonder if we can hit 4K by year's end. ^^

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Daz Clyde @smolponydaz.bsky.social · Sep 8

Rather than use AI images, just borrow the art you think most closely resembles your character. Cite the artist, disclaim that it isn't yours, and be willing to take it down if they or the commissioner object, but don't give us this line of "I use AI bc no money uwu"

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

no one with power and money ever faces actual consequences. We just have to flounder as the fascism eats us alive, but hey, at least the new smart phones come out on time, I guess.

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

I'm really fucking glad I'm not chaotic evil. I could have made so much fucking money just scraping the info that was saved as plain text on their servers. But I was a good little doggie, and didn't hurt other people for my benefit.

I would have reported them, to someone, anyone, but

Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

This is why I had to quit my last job, and it was fucking killing me. We were just STEALING people's information bit by bit. With a few mouse clicks I could know: someone's last medical procedure, their social security number, if they were alive or dead, and how long they were on the shitter.

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

Also, your webcam is 100% spying on you. Anything with a camera is just taking your dick pics constantly without you knowing.

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

It's just getting worse and fucking worse every gods damn day. Now they want your FUCKING ID to look at porn? This has nothing to do with any child, it's so they can just monitor every single thing you do: including every breath you take, and every wank you make.

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Ajax @saintajax33.bsky.social · 2d

This is why I had to quit my last job, and it was fucking killing me. We were just STEALING people's information bit by bit. With a few mouse clicks I could know: someone's last medical procedure, their social security number, if they were alive or dead, and how long they were on the shitter.

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