UnstableBill
@unstablebill.bsky.social
Furry author Bill Siracusa and all around One Of The Otter Of All Time. Greymuzzle.
"A Pretty Good Seller" - review of my books "A Spot Of Murder" and "Overnight Shift." Drone 1 and 2 OUT NOW!!!!
"A Pretty Good Seller" - review of my books "A Spot Of Murder" and "Overnight Shift." Drone 1 and 2 OUT NOW!!!!
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Hello and welcome THREADS users I GUESS! 🤪 I'm furry author Bill Siracusa!
I write furry adventure porn books:
• hypno thriller (DRONE 1 + 2)
• WEREWOLF🐺🐺 (Overnight Shift)
• not actually porn but pretty horny for a murder mystery (A SPOT OF MURDER)
Find me at
furplanet.com/shop/search.... 🤩
I write furry adventure porn books:
• hypno thriller (DRONE 1 + 2)
• WEREWOLF🐺🐺 (Overnight Shift)
• not actually porn but pretty horny for a murder mystery (A SPOT OF MURDER)
Find me at
furplanet.com/shop/search.... 🤩
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Did you miss FBM? well,
HOLIDAY WEEKEND SAAAALE 🤩
Turkey2025 10% off at Furplanet.com and 15% off ebook site baddogbooks.com . (Only one of my books is an ebok because FurPlanet has been busy releasing more furry writing content than I could EVER HAVE DREAMED OF 🥹)
furplanet.com/shop/search....
HOLIDAY WEEKEND SAAAALE 🤩
Turkey2025 10% off at Furplanet.com and 15% off ebook site baddogbooks.com . (Only one of my books is an ebok because FurPlanet has been busy releasing more furry writing content than I could EVER HAVE DREAMED OF 🥹)
furplanet.com/shop/search....
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Did you miss FBM? well,
HOLIDAY WEEKEND SAAAALE 🤩
Turkey2025 10% off at Furplanet.com and 15% off ebook site baddogbooks.com . (Only one of my books is an ebok because FurPlanet has been busy releasing more furry writing content than I could EVER HAVE DREAMED OF 🥹)
furplanet.com/shop/search....
HOLIDAY WEEKEND SAAAALE 🤩
Turkey2025 10% off at Furplanet.com and 15% off ebook site baddogbooks.com . (Only one of my books is an ebok because FurPlanet has been busy releasing more furry writing content than I could EVER HAVE DREAMED OF 🥹)
furplanet.com/shop/search....
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Yes, it looks dorky, but this battery-powered delivery van's weirdness is purposeful.
Special Delivery: We Drive the U.S. Postal Service's New Mail Truck
Yes, it looks dorky, but this battery-powered delivery van's weirdness is purposeful.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yes, it looks dorky, but this battery-powered delivery van's weirdness is purposeful.
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Regular toaster outcomes:
- 99.999%: toast!
- 0.001%: electrical fault
AI toaster outcomes:
- 30%: toast, but uneven or wrong doneness
- 20%: bread, but it claims it's toast
- 20%: bread, and it apologizes for not toasting
- 10%: essay on history of toast
- 15%: a banana
- 5%: toasts you instead
- 99.999%: toast!
- 0.001%: electrical fault
AI toaster outcomes:
- 30%: toast, but uneven or wrong doneness
- 20%: bread, but it claims it's toast
- 20%: bread, and it apologizes for not toasting
- 10%: essay on history of toast
- 15%: a banana
- 5%: toasts you instead
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Regular toaster outcomes:
- 99.999%: toast!
- 0.001%: electrical fault
AI toaster outcomes:
- 30%: toast, but uneven or wrong doneness
- 20%: bread, but it claims it's toast
- 20%: bread, and it apologizes for not toasting
- 10%: essay on history of toast
- 15%: a banana
- 5%: toasts you instead
- 99.999%: toast!
- 0.001%: electrical fault
AI toaster outcomes:
- 30%: toast, but uneven or wrong doneness
- 20%: bread, but it claims it's toast
- 20%: bread, and it apologizes for not toasting
- 10%: essay on history of toast
- 15%: a banana
- 5%: toasts you instead
Did you miss FBM? well,
HOLIDAY WEEKEND SAAAALE 🤩
Turkey2025 10% off at Furplanet.com and 15% off ebook site baddogbooks.com . (Only one of my books is an ebok because FurPlanet has been busy releasing more furry writing content than I could EVER HAVE DREAMED OF 🥹)
furplanet.com/shop/search....
HOLIDAY WEEKEND SAAAALE 🤩
Turkey2025 10% off at Furplanet.com and 15% off ebook site baddogbooks.com . (Only one of my books is an ebok because FurPlanet has been busy releasing more furry writing content than I could EVER HAVE DREAMED OF 🥹)
furplanet.com/shop/search....
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Did you miss FBM? well,
HOLIDAY WEEKEND SAAAALE 🤩
Turkey2025 10% off at Furplanet.com and 15% off ebook site baddogbooks.com . (Only one of my books is an ebok because FurPlanet has been busy releasing more furry writing content than I could EVER HAVE DREAMED OF 🥹)
furplanet.com/shop/search....
HOLIDAY WEEKEND SAAAALE 🤩
Turkey2025 10% off at Furplanet.com and 15% off ebook site baddogbooks.com . (Only one of my books is an ebok because FurPlanet has been busy releasing more furry writing content than I could EVER HAVE DREAMED OF 🥹)
furplanet.com/shop/search....
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What a great time to get a Newshounds or Projection Edge book! 10% off!! :D
There's also some great books by @mabelgreysmoke.bsky.social and @unstablebill.bsky.social! Check it out!
furplanet.com/shop/
There's also some great books by @mabelgreysmoke.bsky.social and @unstablebill.bsky.social! Check it out!
furplanet.com/shop/
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
What a great time to get a Newshounds or Projection Edge book! 10% off!! :D
There's also some great books by @mabelgreysmoke.bsky.social and @unstablebill.bsky.social! Check it out!
furplanet.com/shop/
There's also some great books by @mabelgreysmoke.bsky.social and @unstablebill.bsky.social! Check it out!
furplanet.com/shop/
It's 29° and I have to put up the outdoor decorations because the rest of the week is considerably worse 🤣🥶
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's 29° and I have to put up the outdoor decorations because the rest of the week is considerably worse 🤣🥶
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Stolen from @ringodog.bsky.social and art by @casanovaquartz.bsky.social . I did not go into a murderous craze but tbh Terry's friend kind of has it coming 🙄
November 28, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Stolen from @ringodog.bsky.social and art by @casanovaquartz.bsky.social . I did not go into a murderous craze but tbh Terry's friend kind of has it coming 🙄
On Wednesdays we solve a murder and undercover the astonishing origins of a mind control harem! 🤩
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
On Wednesdays we solve a murder and undercover the astonishing origins of a mind control harem! 🤩
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Had some time to kill.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Had some time to kill.
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Some more Scooby, in color
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Some more Scooby, in color
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Seeing “I forgot about Bluesky!” posts in late 2025 gives a unique form of whiplash.
The same energy as “I forgot that I can use a microwave to make lunch instead of lighting my own body on fire every afternoon!”
The same energy as “I forgot that I can use a microwave to make lunch instead of lighting my own body on fire every afternoon!”
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Seeing “I forgot about Bluesky!” posts in late 2025 gives a unique form of whiplash.
The same energy as “I forgot that I can use a microwave to make lunch instead of lighting my own body on fire every afternoon!”
The same energy as “I forgot that I can use a microwave to make lunch instead of lighting my own body on fire every afternoon!”
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In winter any thoughts you have about yourself or your life after *5 PM* should be disregarded
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In winter any thoughts you have about yourself or your life after *5 PM* should be disregarded
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YASSSSSSSSS 😈😈😈😈 Could not be happier with this 😈😈😈😈🤩
I also may or may not be 13,000 words into the story this is an accompaniment for 🫠
Thank you Aki for bringing my dumb bully to life! 🫡
I also may or may not be 13,000 words into the story this is an accompaniment for 🫠
Thank you Aki for bringing my dumb bully to life! 🫡
Rex was a wannabe influencer, and a grade-a jerk. Hearing on the grapevine about a new trendy IV hydration medspa, he barged in and demanded a sponsor deal. They were more than happy to help him get to a million followers...
#hypnovember - Chemical for @unstablebill.bsky.social
#hypnovember - Chemical for @unstablebill.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
YASSSSSSSSS 😈😈😈😈 Could not be happier with this 😈😈😈😈🤩
I also may or may not be 13,000 words into the story this is an accompaniment for 🫠
Thank you Aki for bringing my dumb bully to life! 🫡
I also may or may not be 13,000 words into the story this is an accompaniment for 🫠
Thank you Aki for bringing my dumb bully to life! 🫡
YASSSSSSSSS 😈😈😈😈 Could not be happier with this 😈😈😈😈🤩
I also may or may not be 13,000 words into the story this is an accompaniment for 🫠
Thank you Aki for bringing my dumb bully to life! 🫡
I also may or may not be 13,000 words into the story this is an accompaniment for 🫠
Thank you Aki for bringing my dumb bully to life! 🫡
Rex was a wannabe influencer, and a grade-a jerk. Hearing on the grapevine about a new trendy IV hydration medspa, he barged in and demanded a sponsor deal. They were more than happy to help him get to a million followers...
#hypnovember - Chemical for @unstablebill.bsky.social
#hypnovember - Chemical for @unstablebill.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
YASSSSSSSSS 😈😈😈😈 Could not be happier with this 😈😈😈😈🤩
I also may or may not be 13,000 words into the story this is an accompaniment for 🫠
Thank you Aki for bringing my dumb bully to life! 🫡
I also may or may not be 13,000 words into the story this is an accompaniment for 🫠
Thank you Aki for bringing my dumb bully to life! 🫡
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New rapid discharge technology.
We are still testing the design.
We are still testing the design.
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
New rapid discharge technology.
We are still testing the design.
We are still testing the design.
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Oooh you wanna commission me to do a ref sheet for you so bad. (Starting at $250.00)
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oooh you wanna commission me to do a ref sheet for you so bad. (Starting at $250.00)
LRP I cannot overstate how that labeler has improved my quality of life
Like SO many whiny contrarian opinions and then I see "POSTS MORE THAN 100 TIMES A DAY" and I'm like Ah Okay you have turned your brain into scrambled eggs that function on rage and app engagement and then move on with my life
Like SO many whiny contrarian opinions and then I see "POSTS MORE THAN 100 TIMES A DAY" and I'm like Ah Okay you have turned your brain into scrambled eggs that function on rage and app engagement and then move on with my life
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
LRP I cannot overstate how that labeler has improved my quality of life
Like SO many whiny contrarian opinions and then I see "POSTS MORE THAN 100 TIMES A DAY" and I'm like Ah Okay you have turned your brain into scrambled eggs that function on rage and app engagement and then move on with my life
Like SO many whiny contrarian opinions and then I see "POSTS MORE THAN 100 TIMES A DAY" and I'm like Ah Okay you have turned your brain into scrambled eggs that function on rage and app engagement and then move on with my life
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THIS LABELER IS WILLLLDDDDD (POSITIVE). (Click through quoted post)
I'm quoting a quote post because he said what I am experiencing better than I can: context like these images completely alters my interactions with some of the worst time-sucks on this site.
I'm quoting a quote post because he said what I am experiencing better than I can: context like these images completely alters my interactions with some of the worst time-sucks on this site.
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
THIS LABELER IS WILLLLDDDDD (POSITIVE). (Click through quoted post)
I'm quoting a quote post because he said what I am experiencing better than I can: context like these images completely alters my interactions with some of the worst time-sucks on this site.
I'm quoting a quote post because he said what I am experiencing better than I can: context like these images completely alters my interactions with some of the worst time-sucks on this site.
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Also I made this nightmare when recording while fucking with the synth and mic
Who’s a good puppy???
Who’s a good puppy???
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Also I made this nightmare when recording while fucking with the synth and mic
Who’s a good puppy???
Who’s a good puppy???
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November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
😭😭😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
😭😭😭😭😭