Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

UnstableBill

@unstablebill.bsky.social

680 followers 490 following 1.4K posts

Furry author Bill Siracusa and all around One Of The Otter Of All Time. Greymuzzle. "A Pretty Good Seller" - review of my books "A Spot Of Murder" and "Overnight Shift." Drone 1 and 2 OUT NOW!!!!

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · Jan 8

Hello and welcome THREADS users I GUESS! 🤪 I'm furry author Bill Siracusa!

I write furry adventure porn books:
• hypno thriller (DRONE 1 + 2)
• WEREWOLF🐺🐺 (Overnight Shift)
• not actually porn but pretty horny for a murder mystery (A SPOT OF MURDER)

Find me at
furplanet.com/shop/search.... 🤩

A book cover of Drone 1: Awakening depicting a Siberian husky in the far frozen north staring placidly at a remote facility. In the distance, backlit by the northern lights, looms a terrifying otter figure with swirling hypno eyes. The mood is spooky (but also horny)

A book cover for DRONE 2: CONVERGENCE depicting an Arctic scene, featuring a Siberian husky staring placidly at the camera. Behind him is a huge jaguar with swirly hypno eyes, holding the husky. It's not clear if he's holding him protectively or possessively. Just visible behind the jaguar is a massive naked wolf. It's definitely horny.

A book cover for A SPOT OF MURDER depicting a book cover. The book is red and patterned like a journal, featuring 6 bubbles containing various characters. In the center is a suspicious looking hyena.

A book cover for OVERNIGHT SHIFT, a book by Bill Siracusa. On the front cover is a shorter man in boxer briefs about 40% transformed into a werewolf. In the background is a larger man who looks surprised but a little into it. Behind him is a very full moon. On the back cover is a female character dressed as a park ranger looking with concern up at a ranger station.

4 26 98

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 1h

hahahaha extremely true, I really have to just apply Musical Theater Logic because like the SLIGHTEST interrogation is like uhhhhhHHHHHHHHH🤔

Like if we saw Charlie XCX kill a guy live on stage I'm pretty sure there would be Conversations about it lol

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 1h

"No, Huntrx released a statement, they're all dead" 😔
(In this universe I spread misinformation)

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 1h

"haha wow I CANNOT get Golden out of my head. 😌 Hey, unrelated, do you ever feel like Hell is real and the barrier between it and us grows ever thinner?"

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 1h

I have long accepted that, in the grand tradition of Disney movies that make you feel weird & irrationally horny 90s cartoons, Fortnite is going to be our primary source of new furries over the next decade or two, which is itself funny, but even *I* was not expecting Hot Scooby 🤣

1 11

Reposted by UnstableBill

Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 1d

When you're presented with a problem and someone immediately suggests to ask AI.

10 100 270

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 13h

"Oh haha I've been calling them the 'Soju Boys' this whole time, lmao. Anyway, did you hear about that whole train full of people who died?"

- me as like just a random guy in the KPOP Demon Hunters universe

4 15

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 18h

Don't forget "here's how to make friends by simply meeting people and befriending them!" :)

1 2

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so glad you saw the High Line!!! That's a fantastic condensed path to see a ton of architecture.

1 1

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 1d

Prior year material misstatement!!!!!!! 😫

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 I SPOOKED MYSELF

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 4d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

2 1 7

Reposted by UnstableBill

Jim Rabbit 🔞 @jimrabbutt.bsky.social · 1d

Do you need a website? I make 'em!

I design and build Wordpress websites starting out at $300, with a $10 monthly charge for dedicated hosting, if required.

Interested in seeing my work or having something built just for you? DM me!

18 42

Reposted by UnstableBill

Donk! @timberdonk.bsky.social · 1d

Recreated a scene from Terminator awhile back. Had a hard time deciding what the Terminator’s fursona is.
#furryart

4 13 64

Reposted by UnstableBill

Creep-E-Coyote 𓃦 Zack Loup @straysongdog.com · 3d

Shameless self promotion! You can buy shirts from a real trans person instead of a big corporation

www.straysongdog.com

Tank top featuring art of a grizzly bear chilling on its back wearing sunglasses

Button up shirt with teal coyotes wearing sunglasses and various retro 80s patterns

Pink knit sweater with a yellow puppy dressed as a cowboy on it. It says “I aim to please but my aim ain’t that good”

Hoodie featuring a big cats(lions, tigers, cheetahs, leopards) in a mandala pattern over a tiger striped green background

3 42 73

Reposted by UnstableBill

Kookie 🌱 @tangkookie.bsky.social · 20d

Hiking 🥾🐶

1 29 130

Reposted by UnstableBill

TUX @wrx-dawg.bsky.social · 3d

I lust for more fursuiters holding various equipment

5 12 120

Reposted by UnstableBill

Prime (Commissions Open) @primeviridian.com · 4d

Listen I'll adjust, but the dumber decisions you make the more my spells should feel like a punch in the back of the head

a doodle of a game screen that seems to show a new party member joining your team it's a tired looking yeen healer, they say "JUST SO YOU KNOW
I CAN MAKE HEALING
SPELLS HURT
SO DON'T TEST ME"

4 52 180

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 3d

When we are extremely 🌿 our go-to is Pizza Hut for that sweet nostalgic "I was SO good at the summer reading program" pan pizza 🤤

1 2

Reposted by UnstableBill

MBeanDoodles @mbeandoodles.bsky.social · 4d

I’m possessed by an insatiable desire to make puns it seems

10 140 470

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 4d

Also
IS HE ASKING AN AI AND NOT EVEN A SEARCH ENGINE?????

Reposted by UnstableBill

Ankle-biting Meerkat @techk.at · 5d

Not sure if many know, but considering it is Cybersecurity Awareness Month, this might just feel fitting.

If you ever come across a website that does a CloudFlare security prompt, and it asks you to "copy" something - DON'T. This is an attempt to get you to run malware. It's becoming more common.