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I was retweeted by an astronaut once.

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This is my empire of dirt.
Oh man. The amber alert own was probably a top 5 moment of Twitter for me.
This is the best single-shot from Sounds of the Game this year, IMO.

Look how your attention goes from Trevor to Anton to BTJ. Incredible camerawork.
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
🚨 DIVA DOWN 🚨
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Tennessee Titans are hiring veteran 49ers assistant Gus Bradley as their new defensive coordinator, source confirms. Robert Saleh brings a familiar face over from San Francisco.
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I apologize, Australian local news channels…

I was not familiar with your game.
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
GENE SMITH: TOTALLY EXONERATED
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Got on my high horse about how weather games rule

And @dennycarter.bsky.social drools

www.thedrawplay.com/comic/weathe...
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Okay.
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Bluesky is a sports app *and* somewhere you can meet a literal Emmy winner in a very niche, but very relevant to my life, category. @dennycarter.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I could make something better than this in Canva in 30 minutes.

What is wrong with y’all, @cbsnews.com?
My God, CBS News really put this promo out with a straight face.

Why are there three (four?) fonts?
Why is the text not centered?
Why isn’t the font size uniform?
Why do they feature non-CBS podcasts?
Why is Bari Weiss?
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My God, CBS News really put this promo out with a straight face.

Why are there three (four?) fonts?
Why is the text not centered?
Why isn’t the font size uniform?
Why do they feature non-CBS podcasts?
Why is Bari Weiss?
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
The co-founder of Latinas for Trump is now condemning Trump’s ICE raids:

“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”

“This is not what we voted for.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The Seahawks players yelling out this contrived “12” shit during interviews. 😔

You only wish you could tap into something as pure as jacked football dudes yelling “DUUUUVVVVAAAAALLLL!”
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I just googled “Sam Darnold Super Bowl MVP odds” because I am a bad person.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Me watching Brian Thomas, Jr. this year:
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This is a throwaway joke in The Boys.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 13d
DHS officials have urged disaster response staff at FEMA to avoid using the word “ice” in public messaging about the winter storm, sources say.

The concern is that the word could spark confusion or online mockery, given the ongoing controversy surrounding US Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Don’t say ‘Watch out for ice’: FEMA warned storm announcements could invite memes | CNN Politics
Homeland Security officials have urged disaster response staff at FEMA to avoid using the word “ice” in public messaging about the massive winter storm barreling toward much of the United States. The ...
www.cnn.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Yes, but did we interview Philip Rivers to be our head coach? Didn’t think so.
JUST IN: The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office said it has arrested four firefighters with the Jacksonville Fire and Rescue Department (JFRD) who are accused of targeting multiple vehicles, including a JSO patrol car, with paintballs.
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Liam Coen, the man you are. 🙏🏼
Source confirms Philip Rivers is interviewing today for the Bills’ head coaching vacancy.

Adam Schefter was on it.
January 23, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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A general strike,

in this part of the country

at this time of year

localized entirely in your metropolitan area?

Yes.
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 AM
@steviehowlin.com Hey, remember that time Troy Parrott did that thing against Hungary? Anyway. Happy Friday! 👋🏼
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 AM
INSPIRING: The #youth are respecting good songs.
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
“A… woman who plays sport? Professionally?”

“Yes, we have a lot to catch you up on, The Ghost of Benjamin Franklin.”
Paige Bueckers (Dallas Wings, Breeze FC) is donating $50,000 to relief efforts organised in response to ICE raids in her hometown of Hopkins, Minnesota. On Monday Bueckers won $50,000 in the #Unrivaled free throw competition after successfully scoring 13 free throws. (Source @brwsports)
January 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Even almost being beat by the Jacksonville Jaguars has grave consequences. 🙏🏼
Bills owner Terry Pegula just pinned the WR Keon Coleman pick on the coaching staff and said Brandon Beane was "being a team player" and that Coleman wasn't at the top of Beane's list.

Wow.
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM