Ryan Day
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Ryan Day
@ryanday.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Oh man. The amber alert own was probably a top 5 moment of Twitter for me.
This is my empire of dirt.
ESPN2. NOW.
SMU IN LONG FIELD GOAL RANGE 15 SECONDS LEFT
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
ESPN2. NOW.
War? Damn.
WAR DAMN?
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
War? Damn.
Brian Thomas, Jr. playing for Alabama?
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Brian Thomas, Jr. playing for Alabama?
Just Do Something™️
Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Just Do Something™️
For the record, I recommend watching this during the Iron Bowl.
if you're bored waiting for the Iron Bowl to get underway, may I recommend watching Dave Doeren put cigarettes out on Bill Belichick's forehead
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
For the record, I recommend watching this during the Iron Bowl.
The dads yearn for dial-up internet.
Apparently the microwave at my dad’s house runs at 2.4ghz, same as the router, so every time someone has been microwaving thanksgiving leftovers it has stopped whatever game is on.
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The dads yearn for dial-up internet.
Nine minutes left. Texas A&M just scored a warp speed touchdown. We are so locked in.
I can’t wait to finish the first episode of Stranger Things so I can watch the last six minutes of the Texas-TAMU game and have my entire opinion informed by 10% of the game.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Nine minutes left. Texas A&M just scored a warp speed touchdown. We are so locked in.
I can’t wait to finish the first episode of Stranger Things so I can watch the last six minutes of the Texas-TAMU game and have my entire opinion informed by 10% of the game.
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I can’t wait to finish the first episode of Stranger Things so I can watch the last six minutes of the Texas-TAMU game and have my entire opinion informed by 10% of the game.
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Still thinking about Lane Kiffin looking in the mirror and wondering
…am I a hoe, though??????
…am I a hoe, though??????
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Still thinking about Lane Kiffin looking in the mirror and wondering
…am I a hoe, though??????
…am I a hoe, though??????
Thank God I don’t have to pay attention to the rest of the NFL anymore because what is a Max Brosmer?
With Max Brosmer set to start against the Seahawks, @friesfootball.bsky.social tried evaluating the odds Brosmer could outperform J.J. McCarthy by breaking down their differences
www.wideleft.football/p/will-max-b...
www.wideleft.football/p/will-max-b...
Will Max Brosmer Outperform J.J. McCarthy?
Matt Fries looks at the biggest problems in J.J. McCarthy's play so far and compares them to Max Brosmer's skillset to see if Brosmer might actually be more prepared to play against the Seahawks
www.wideleft.football
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Thank God I don’t have to pay attention to the rest of the NFL anymore because what is a Max Brosmer?
I think I just heard “analytics is just AI at the end of the day” during a football game and
homer simpson and marjorie simpson from the simpsons are in bed
ALT: homer simpson and marjorie simpson from the simpsons are in bed
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I think I just heard “analytics is just AI at the end of the day” during a football game and
Is the print edition of The Onion our generation’s Federalist Papers?
Many people are saying!
Many people are saying!
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Is the print edition of The Onion our generation’s Federalist Papers?
Many people are saying!
Many people are saying!
Thank you, God 🙏🏼
another year passes where the Jacksonville Jaguars remain the only NFL franchise to have never played on Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thank you, God 🙏🏼
ahahahahahahahahahaha
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ahahahahahahahahahaha
The best to ever do it.
So @tonyreali.bsky.social reminded me of the time John Madden took apart a turkey with his hands on live TV
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The best to ever do it.
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So @tonyreali.bsky.social reminded me of the time John Madden took apart a turkey with his hands on live TV
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
So @tonyreali.bsky.social reminded me of the time John Madden took apart a turkey with his hands on live TV
None of these words are in the Bible.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
None of these words are in the Bible.
I blurted out “I hated it can’t you tell?” as a waiter took up my empty plate at a restaurant the other day and my daughter looked at me like she wanted to stab me.
When you have kids one day you just start talking like a dad. My kid slept in this morning and I greeted him with, "Glad to see you among the living!"
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
I've never used that phrase in my life. It just came out.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I blurted out “I hated it can’t you tell?” as a waiter took up my empty plate at a restaurant the other day and my daughter looked at me like she wanted to stab me.
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still my greatest legacy
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
still my greatest legacy
What will stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation, you ask?
This image of Trevor Lawrence falling down right before he falls down again:
This image of Trevor Lawrence falling down right before he falls down again:
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What will stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation, you ask?
This image of Trevor Lawrence falling down right before he falls down again:
This image of Trevor Lawrence falling down right before he falls down again:
Me before every Trevor Lawrence throw:
Man you can’t throw that
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Me before every Trevor Lawrence throw: