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I was retweeted by an astronaut once.

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This is my empire of dirt.
Oh man. The amber alert own was probably a top 5 moment of Twitter for me.
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I’m sure Florida DOGE is on the case!
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Bars 🔥
We’re listening to the A&M radio broadcast: “If this were the first college basketball game I’d ever seen, I’d never watch another.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
It improves my mood because Establishing The Run brings me immense amounts of inner peace.
Put myself through a NewsMax segment in my hotel room the other night in which the host - who spoke exactly like Trump - urged viewers not to watch the Super Bowl.

“How does this lead to self improvement?”

Fuckin nerd.
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Me listening to Turkish Cotton:
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
If you have 30 minutes please watch this ⤵️

I promise you won’t be disappointed.
February 7, 2026 at 3:12 AM
@kofie.bsky.social Thank you so much.
The Pros vs Joes Season 1 finale was an hour of perfection
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February 7, 2026 at 3:11 AM
A live look at Shinedown entering Woke 2.0:
February 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I cannot wait to use this.
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
This is the best single-shot from Sounds of the Game this year, IMO.

Look how your attention goes from Trevor to Anton to BTJ. Incredible camerawork.
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
🚨 DIVA DOWN 🚨
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Tennessee Titans are hiring veteran 49ers assistant Gus Bradley as their new defensive coordinator, source confirms. Robert Saleh brings a familiar face over from San Francisco.
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
Groundhog Day | noun | a situation in which the same usually negative or monotonous experiences occur repeatedly or are felt to occur repeatedly with no change or correction
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I apologize, Australian local news channels…

I was not familiar with your game.
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
GENE SMITH: TOTALLY EXONERATED
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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Got on my high horse about how weather games rule

And @dennycarter.bsky.social drools

www.thedrawplay.com/comic/weathe...
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Okay.
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Bluesky is a sports app *and* somewhere you can meet a literal Emmy winner in a very niche, but very relevant to my life, category. @dennycarter.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I could make something better than this in Canva in 30 minutes.

What is wrong with y’all, @cbsnews.com?
My God, CBS News really put this promo out with a straight face.

Why are there three (four?) fonts?
Why is the text not centered?
Why isn’t the font size uniform?
Why do they feature non-CBS podcasts?
Why is Bari Weiss?
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
My God, CBS News really put this promo out with a straight face.

Why are there three (four?) fonts?
Why is the text not centered?
Why isn’t the font size uniform?
Why do they feature non-CBS podcasts?
Why is Bari Weiss?
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
The co-founder of Latinas for Trump is now condemning Trump’s ICE raids:

“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”

“This is not what we voted for.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The Seahawks players yelling out this contrived “12” shit during interviews. 😔

You only wish you could tap into something as pure as jacked football dudes yelling “DUUUUVVVVAAAAALLLL!”
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I just googled “Sam Darnold Super Bowl MVP odds” because I am a bad person.
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Me watching Brian Thomas, Jr. this year:
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM