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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩

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I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error.

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · Aug 9

If I try to imagine just one year from now, I have no idea what to expect. He's dead? Citizen rage forces fascists to back off? Martial law and mass executions? Internet and press shut down? Election cancelled? Moon spray-painted gold?

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah, I saw Glengarry Glenn Ross. I don't want Al Pacino stuck to me like a lamprey eel. I'm stopping halfway down the block and shaking my shoe violently, but he's really stuck on there good.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1h

Thanks. You're probably right that this is what he had in mind, but anthropomorphic means exactly the opposite--giving human traits to non-human entities. The costumes give non-human traits to humans.

So he got it exactly backwards. My shocked face.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1h

One day, you put your money in, and the kitty hangs on by its claws, and you get nothing. Another day you put your money in, and two kitties pop out.

Then there is the kitty-litter horror. Do not press A3.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1h

At least this particular dork is not using language that could incite violence, like Stinky and others with their "hate America rally" and "violent antifa" talk.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1h

It's all performative. "We want a bigly big big show of strength, find a likely suspect, and then call out *everyone*."

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1h

It's the blue hairs, the little old ladies, the elderly hippies--but it's also the radical leftist antifa communist thugga-thug underground, brass knuckles and sawed-off shotguns and pipe bombs.

(No idea what he thinks "anthropomorphic" means here.)

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1h

Every day I vow I will do better. Then there's a minor plumbing issue and my day is like

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 18h

But they remember every Super Bowl game in detail

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 20h

I get the sense they've decided they will simply not swear in any elected Democrat, now or in the future.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 23h

However lazy, careless and stupid you think they are--think again.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 1d

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 23h

Put your affairs in order. The world's most psychotic man-babies are trading increasingly specific nuclear threats.

No joke--I think the risk of nuclear war is rising toward a Bay of Pigs-era climax. And the clown on our side is musing with alarming frequency about dying soon.

Russia's Medvedev says supplying US Tomahawks to Ukraine could end badly for all, especially Trump

MOSCOW (Reuters) -Former Russian president Dmitry Medvedev said on Monday that supplying U.S. Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine could end badly for everyone, especially U.S. President Donald Trump. Medved...

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

Being pointlessly, childishly insulting to the people you'll have to work with if you become president: Now that is some 4D chess.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

We have several ongoing stories now involving people who are allegedly sane adults pushing the childish nonsense spouted by the senile man-baby in a diaper. Drug prices lowered 1500%, paid protesters, plywood stores, "hate America" rally etc.

Childish nonsense.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

There are two types of people in the world: Those who fawn and cringe and lick his...whatever...and those who can't get away from him fast enough. Nothing in between.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

This how you know, with no doubt, that at least some (most?) of these thugs are completely untrained, no basis in rules or protocols, and have been told, you can do whatever you want, so long as you keep bagging bodies.

Nick Kristof @nickkristof.bsky.social · 2d

In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear how he was injured). But when the patient was loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the ambulance driver: www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver

Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

I have thrown some pretty riffin' raffin' tantrums in my time, but I didn't propel myself from the ground by firing my six-shooters.

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

That turd's potato been bakin' too long.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 1d

And the second that reactor is up and running, we begin construction on Qatar's first lunar golf course.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Sean Duffy: "If we go to the south pole of the moon, we can set up a base. We want to put up fission power. We think we can have longterm stays on the south pole of the moon."

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 2d

That clanking sound you hear is the words "paid protesters" scraping the bottom of a long-empty barrel. They know there will be millions of people nationwide, and they know none of us will be paid.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 2d

Two minutes after the plant goes on line, Stinky issues a demand for a Lunar Peace Prize. Two minutes after that, tariffs raised to 100% and Tylenol prices reduced 25,000%.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 2d

He's currently working on plans for ICE to invade heaven and start building a tacky faux gold resort. Archangels shot in the face and wrestled to the ground, cherubs zip-tied and disappeared into a swamp. He's "making a deal."

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Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 2d

Creepy weirdos

Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 2d

Like it really cannot be overstated how much Bovino is attempting to look the part of an obergruppenführer it’s undeniable.

Greg Bovino channeling his inner ss in an image from earlier today of him in host ss style uniform

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 2d

This is the sort of bold innovative thinking this country needs.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 3d

BREAKING: It's now the Gulf of Qatar. Correct your maps if you don't want to be deported to Qatar. The part of that's in Utah, that is. They need sla--er, servants.

Rusty Skylark 🥄🌮🐔💩 @rustyskylark.bsky.social · 3d

Seriously, what is up with that? I've never seen anything quite like it. Plastic surgery? Sky-high blood pressure? Drugs? Parasite hordes searching for an exit point?

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