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I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error.
Ask yourself: If *you* were secretary of defense, would *you* post this sober? Or would you have to be three sheets to the wind to think this would fly?
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The first strike was very lethal. It was fine. Nobody ever saw one like it. Those people are like, very dead. But I never heard about it. Pete knew about it. I'm building a ballroom, it's my top prior--

(The president's eyes close and his mouth hangs open)
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
May 2017: he had the Russian ambassador and foreign minister in the Oval Office, over the loud, frantic objections of his aides, and babbled top-shelf intel to them simply because he wanted to look cool and powerful.

It was clear even before that, but inescapable after.
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I expect stonewalled hearings followed by a tepid statement of concern, and shrieks of "FAKE NEWS!" from the...what are we calling what's left of the White House now?

But it's a sign that the facade is cracking.
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I think roughly the same of all the "masters of the universe" types--Dimon, Musk, Thiel, Bessent etc. They sound like arrested adolescents to me.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's possible the higher-ups like him (ugh), but the more likely explanation is that they're calculating on what is least harmful to the bottom line. Their priorities: 1) money 2) money 3) money.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
They will keep setting fire to our economy, government, rule of law, and general way of life until 1) we stop them or 2) everything is burnt to ashes.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It should be explained to Stupid Piggy that it gets torn down the minute his stinking ass is gone.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
She's also a racist birther. Fuck that nasty bigot.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
White people came to America bearing love and Jesus and smallpox-infected blankets and plenty of bullets to kill off vast herds of buffalo.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Please don't call that spastic arm jerking "dancing."
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My turkey pretended it wanted to shake my hand and then violently wrenched my arm out of its socket. Now I'm in a full body cast and an iron lung and also I have PTSD (Post Turkey Stress Disorder).
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
She doesn't have a weird thing on her head propped up with three cans of hairspray that slumps down around her face when it gets slightly damp.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ugh. If that actually happens, the next 2008-style collapse is guaranteed.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Peking Palace, can I help you?"

"The house is on fire! We're trapped upstairs!"

"Sorry, delivery time 30 minutes. Try Hong Kong Cafe, they never busy."
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What this says is that 60% of the cult can't swallow "prices are down," even if they can't yet admit prices are up The facade is cracking.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"I own you."
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM