Token Gay Boy
@russellrussell.bsky.social
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he/they || pgh || local third-rate operatic iconoclast || bearista || hostile to AI || magic the gathering || also queer Check out my cube: https://cubecobra.com/russellcommandercube #cubethoughts #TokenTuesday
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Had another “suprise sitzprobe” dream last night…
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my therapist: mpreg lowly worm isn’t real he can’t hurt you

mpreg lowly worm:
from the animated children’s show The Bus World of Richard Scarry - the character Lowly Worm reclines against a loaf of bread, but for some reason (which by the way is not explained in the show and he was like this the whole time!!) his abdomen is distended
russellrussell.bsky.social
Need to be dunked in a tank of fish that will eat my dead skin
russellrussell.bsky.social
We can have a screening if you want 😌
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It does feel cool having created something that, at least to some people, represents a creative hope. A lot of the folks I run with now didn’t know me when I put on my show, so I’d be really excited to extend that kind of invitation to them.
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At this point I’d probably schedule it for late February. We’ll get back to art soon. I’m soooooooo prommy.
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Oomf at church spoke the words “Holbertiad 2” and gfd it sounded cool as fuck
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Might bring back token Tuesday. Might fight to keep my fire lit. Might refuse to hide it under a bushel, even. My flame ought to be unsnuff-outable.
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Day 153: the new babies are (shy and (small and)) fast!
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Bf told me my pdh brew sounds like it will underperform that means we’re soooooo back bb
russellrussell.bsky.social
Wish people didn’t get called “f*gg*t” outside of where I work or else I’d have them come hang out with me
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Turns out you just need more creatures to reanimate in a reanimate deck lolol
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I’m eager as hell to try these edits out—more creatures that gain life and deal damage, hopefully helping me reach midgame and ping my way to victory a few game actions sooner #pauper #mtg
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WBR Reanimate - Pauper
A deck created using Moxfield.
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russellrussell.bsky.social
Oops every planeswalker becomes a turtle on bloomburrow!
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Can’t wait for the omenpath version of this card because that would fuck especially hard in commander cube
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Closely related: the stink of onion grass you’ve been twirling between your fingers on a morning walk
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John Beignet “Gordon” Ramsey
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The ones are messy… backtrack should be blue and the spider needs some rules-zhuzhing. Taxing River feels really good though.
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Anal Eyes Analyze Anal Lies
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Oh woooooooooow I don’t wanna go to work
russellrussell.bsky.social
Listened to two Taylor Swift songs and tbh they sounded better before I heard them
russellrussell.bsky.social
Remember that the single issues were “genocide” and “human rights”
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I hope the paycheck is big for saying this, bestie