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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · 7d
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Due to a workplace mishap, our burger chain will now be called Four Guys and Bits of Gary.
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · 24d
and then the drugs took hold
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 29d
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 24d
Panara was closed. Lights were off, bunch of candles and sigils everywhere. Someone inside was chanting. Note on the door said they were trying to bring The Lemonade back.
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · 24d
the invisible hand is up to its old tricks
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · 24d
Welcome to Clone Wives Club
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Scott Clevenger @scottclevenger.bsky.social · Sep 5
We've taken 3 and turned them into 1! Now you can COOK and WASH on your REFRIGERATOR! And thanks to cloning technology borrowed from the Nazis, we've taken your wife and turned 1 into 3!*, making housework a BREEZE!

*Offer absolutely NOT void in Utah.
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Pulp Librarian @pulplibrarian.bsky.social · Dec 26
Songs Of Couch & Consultation by Katie Lee. Realm Records, 1957. (listen here: youtu.be/tu7Tro0WJ6c)
Songs Of Couch & Consultation. Realm Records, 1957.
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · 24d
apologies to anyone traumatized by recent mentions of pumpkin spice

i had no idea it was so upsetting
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · 24d
a tweet from Sara Wren @sarawrencomedy • Feb 8, 2022. A rather unappetizing ad introduces Willie Brothers’ “Venom Cheese” activated charcoal mozzarella, with a photo of melted black cheese being poured onto a burger. to this, Sara Wren (@sarawrencomedy) has added the description, “It’s like Olive Garden, but with unlimited black goo.”
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · 24d
sign on a wall with the words, "The Revolution Will Not Be Autotuned"
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · 24d
become the nameless creeping dread you wish to see in the world
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Sep 12
… and coming up at 8, tonight’s movie feature, “I Was a Teenage Detritivore”
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Sep 2
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Sep 2
Every day in every way, I'm ENDLESSLY SCREAMING
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Sep 2
What were the skies like when you were young, Charlie Brown?
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Sep 1
They have returned.
Two women wearing transparent conical shields to protect their faces from snowstorms. reportedly from 1939 https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolRidiculous/comments/1dxfw50/women_wear_plastic_headgear_designed_to_protect/
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · Dec 28
We Can Remember It for You!

🔸enter coupon code R3KALL🔸
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Rosalia @rosalia27610189.bsky.social · Nov 18
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Haroshi Mirukami

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Dec 12
Make Peace With the Terror of Being Alive, Charlie Brown
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Sep 1
and now to inject the life-giving static…
Illustration from H. P. Lovecraft’s short story “Herbert West–Reanimator” published in Weird Tales, 1942. Herbert is holding a syringe as he stands by a body on a table. It probably doesn’t actually contain life-giving static, but let us pretend.
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Sep 1
you are are a speck living on a speck orbiting a speck

nothing matters

have a nice day

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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Sep 1
the rest is noise
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Aug 31
coming soon:

artisan small batch reality
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Aug 31
I shall find you and I shall have my revenge.
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Rumor Patrol @rumorpatrol.bsky.social · Aug 31
are you a Friend of the System?
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