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To Serve Man
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
(ball pit skeleton)
October 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
-=- PRESS RELEASE -=-

Due to a workplace mishap, our burger chain will now be called Four Guys and Bits of Gary.
October 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
and then the drugs took hold
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Panara was closed. Lights were off, bunch of candles and sigils everywhere. Someone inside was chanting. Note on the door said they were trying to bring The Lemonade back.
September 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the invisible hand is up to its old tricks
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Welcome to Clone Wives Club
We've taken 3 and turned them into 1! Now you can COOK and WASH on your REFRIGERATOR! And thanks to cloning technology borrowed from the Nazis, we've taken your wife and turned 1 into 3!*, making housework a BREEZE!

*Offer absolutely NOT void in Utah.
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Songs Of Couch & Consultation by Katie Lee. Realm Records, 1957. (listen here: youtu.be/tu7Tro0WJ6c)
December 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
apologies to anyone traumatized by recent mentions of pumpkin spice

i had no idea it was so upsetting
September 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
… and coming up at 8, tonight’s movie feature, “I Was a Teenage Detritivore”
September 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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What were the skies like when you were young, Charlie Brown?
September 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
They have returned.
September 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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We Can Remember It for You!

🔸enter coupon code R3KALL🔸
December 28, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Haroshi Mirukami

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November 18, 2023 at 9:21 AM
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Make Peace With the Terror of Being Alive, Charlie Brown
December 12, 2023 at 5:27 AM
and now to inject the life-giving static…
September 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
you are are a speck living on a speck orbiting a speck

nothing matters

have a nice day

↗️ Promoted
September 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the rest is noise
September 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
coming soon:

artisan small batch reality
August 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
are you a Friend of the System?
August 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM