NotJustABob
@rubbercookie.bsky.social
Autistic | robot | dad | boardgamer | emotional support human | paper folder | myth | fighting conditioning | chaotic good - He/him
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
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FINALLY TVC VEERS
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
FINALLY TVC VEERS
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Looking for a last-minute Christmas gift?
All Teeny-Tiny Star Wars prints are officially on sale!
Each one comes in a standard A5 size, making it simple (and cheap!) to find the perfect frame.
Grab yours here: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/teeny...
All Teeny-Tiny Star Wars prints are officially on sale!
Each one comes in a standard A5 size, making it simple (and cheap!) to find the perfect frame.
Grab yours here: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/teeny...
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Looking for a last-minute Christmas gift?
All Teeny-Tiny Star Wars prints are officially on sale!
Each one comes in a standard A5 size, making it simple (and cheap!) to find the perfect frame.
Grab yours here: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/teeny...
All Teeny-Tiny Star Wars prints are officially on sale!
Each one comes in a standard A5 size, making it simple (and cheap!) to find the perfect frame.
Grab yours here: www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/teeny...
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🎉 Giveaway!
I’m giving away a 24" x 17" Trooper print on Mon 15 Dec at 1pm — exclusively for shop subscribers.
To enter, just subscribe at www.infinitebacon.com
(Already subscribed? You’re in!)
Good luck all!
I’m giving away a 24" x 17" Trooper print on Mon 15 Dec at 1pm — exclusively for shop subscribers.
To enter, just subscribe at www.infinitebacon.com
(Already subscribed? You’re in!)
Good luck all!
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
🎉 Giveaway!
I’m giving away a 24" x 17" Trooper print on Mon 15 Dec at 1pm — exclusively for shop subscribers.
To enter, just subscribe at www.infinitebacon.com
(Already subscribed? You’re in!)
Good luck all!
I’m giving away a 24" x 17" Trooper print on Mon 15 Dec at 1pm — exclusively for shop subscribers.
To enter, just subscribe at www.infinitebacon.com
(Already subscribed? You’re in!)
Good luck all!
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December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
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Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Boring. Let's make Christmas a Die Hard movie.
The shepherds turn out to be assassins who take the Holy Family hostage, with the intention of using Jesus as bait to rob the Three Kings. Barefoot ex-cop Joseph teams up with a wisecracking angel to save the day.
The shepherds turn out to be assassins who take the Holy Family hostage, with the intention of using Jesus as bait to rob the Three Kings. Barefoot ex-cop Joseph teams up with a wisecracking angel to save the day.
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Boring. Let's make Christmas a Die Hard movie.
The shepherds turn out to be assassins who take the Holy Family hostage, with the intention of using Jesus as bait to rob the Three Kings. Barefoot ex-cop Joseph teams up with a wisecracking angel to save the day.
The shepherds turn out to be assassins who take the Holy Family hostage, with the intention of using Jesus as bait to rob the Three Kings. Barefoot ex-cop Joseph teams up with a wisecracking angel to save the day.
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
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Know your neurodivergent vocabulary - a #glimmer is like a small special interest, a wee little euphoria
Glimmers are vital to our wellbeing! Think of them as spoon-makers. We need them to help self-soothe, cope with stress. They can be anything, but there are many shared commonly in the community
Glimmers are vital to our wellbeing! Think of them as spoon-makers. We need them to help self-soothe, cope with stress. They can be anything, but there are many shared commonly in the community
October 4, 2023 at 8:03 AM
Know your neurodivergent vocabulary - a #glimmer is like a small special interest, a wee little euphoria
Glimmers are vital to our wellbeing! Think of them as spoon-makers. We need them to help self-soothe, cope with stress. They can be anything, but there are many shared commonly in the community
Glimmers are vital to our wellbeing! Think of them as spoon-makers. We need them to help self-soothe, cope with stress. They can be anything, but there are many shared commonly in the community
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The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
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Black Friday Sale! I'm offering 20% OFF ALL my prints.
Start someone off on a Teeny-Tiny Star Wars collection.
Just use BF20 at checkout.
Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
Start someone off on a Teeny-Tiny Star Wars collection.
Just use BF20 at checkout.
Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Black Friday Sale! I'm offering 20% OFF ALL my prints.
Start someone off on a Teeny-Tiny Star Wars collection.
Just use BF20 at checkout.
Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
Start someone off on a Teeny-Tiny Star Wars collection.
Just use BF20 at checkout.
Thank you!
www.infinitebacon.com
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My anti-nazi sticker is up in Cork! I sent a ton if these out. I guess some people just wanted a free sticker
Finally letting Cork know what’s what, compliments of @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My anti-nazi sticker is up in Cork! I sent a ton if these out. I guess some people just wanted a free sticker
Finally letting Cork know what’s what, compliments of @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Finally letting Cork know what’s what, compliments of @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
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I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:
⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)
⭐️ No portraits
⭐️ Just simple, silly guys
DM me if you would like one!
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts