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yuzuyooja.bsky.social
treble and clef 💓💓 this is how i imagined them making plastic hammer
(Ty rj for reminding me to post this)
#unbeatable
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
hmmm... pareidolia's acting up again... im gonna fuck that tree
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i can't believe he'll never get to play silksong
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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foxgirl.academy
come try online t4t, we have:

- intimate knowledge of plane ticket prices
- 4 day long first dates
- "sorry your camera froze" during sex
- steam families
July 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
(psyop voice) we need to talk about the onion guy's problematic age gap relationship
July 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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garrettgilchrist.bsky.social
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
my friend's got a they/them and xe hates that prick
xe tells me every day
June 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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mikeachim.bsky.social
OK, this is wild.

In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.

It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.

What the HELL?

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Unsplash image of the Earth, mostly the nightside with a tracery of city lights on every continent.
May 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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kumail.bsky.social
We live in a post-critical thought society
April 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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artofthecatt.bsky.social
It's MY bedroom and I'll wear elf ears as much as I want 😤🧝‍♀️
April 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
no matter how much you hate yourself, you can always count on a billionaire to be so terrible that you hate them more. this is the only semi-valuable service they provide to society
April 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
GUY NAMED FRANK: let me be earnest
April 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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spicymancer.bsky.social
Service Dog

Ollie is doing her best.
puppygirl: "are we almost to the park?? :3" owner: "yep, almost" puppygirl: "ok >w< why didn't we go the way we normally go?" owner: "..." puppygirl: "why... did we go a different... way..." owner: *silently pulls out résumé out of the glovebox* puppy, scratching at window: nonononONONONONO WOOFWOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOFBARK She got the job. Pros: -She earns a lot of tips -Her coworkers are really nice -Free pastries at the end of the day Cons: -Still really bad with money -Forced to shower regularly -The dog treat jar is NOT for employees. Image of a "Don't pet me, I'm working" dog patch, with Ollie sheepishly adding "Maybe when my shift ends though?"
April 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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dresdencodak.com
I don't know if there's a name for the yuri archetype of "clueless, awkward nerd/goblin who can turn into a smokeshow under random conditions" but it's my favorite.
Mitsuki Koga from The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All Kim Ross from Dark Science Kim Ross from Dark Science Xiaoling Chavez being homosexually surprised by Kim's rizz
April 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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hazelmonforton.com
A message to our followers.
A white text on black background image, making an April Fool's Day joke about the game industry. Text: It is with heavy hearts that we announce the cancellation of the joke. Our hope was to give our followers the highest quality joke possible, but unfortunately this is no longer aligned with our strategic priorities. This was a tough decision, but we remain focused on delivering high-quality jokes to our followers as we bring our account back to profitability and growth. We believe that streamlining our posts will allow us to drive creativity and create new opportunities for jokes in the future. To all of our followers who have supported the joke through development, thank you for your trust and passion. We’re sorry to have let you down. Followers who preordered the joke will be refunded.
April 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Blink-183
March 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
they should invent a tummy that doesn't hurt
March 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
yuuuup
February 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
to all my friends who have promised to have my back through thick and thin, no matter how bad things get: google sunk-cost fallacy
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
new compromise: there can be biollionaires but they need to have it all be physical bills stored in a scrooge mcduck money vault and it has to be legal to rob them
February 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
they should invent a way to kill yourself where you only do it a little bit
February 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM