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Rondez Green
@rondez.bsky.social
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Creator & Social Editor @thebaltimorebanner.com Host 🎤 Fantasy, TTRPG, and TCG digital creator. Instagram.com/rondezgreenmage
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Gamehole Con 2024 must have had every midwest nerd in the same zip code for the last five days.

It was an incredible event for me, I turned up to both commentate their Cubecon Magic: the Gathering tournament and host the Shades of Mana panel! #MTG
I know this all too well 😭
I want to scream at the top of my lungs when I’m in the cafe/train/market and am suddenly plunged into someone else’s IG reels feed
I watched the whole last competition. There were entertaining moments throughout, but never before has softcore pr0n made me so uncomfy and cynical about romance
Looking satisfied and moisturized
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Black people have been asking this question for a very long time.
Do you really have any rights if they are openly saying they will just make up reasons to detain you?
Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.
I am always saying this
I am thinking about the Roman Empire.
My Final Fantasy 7 Ivalice Chronicles was shipped to the wrong address, now delayed to FOUR DAYS after release date 😭😭😭
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
We’ll see you soon! Delivering a TTRPG panel alongside the @runedocks.bsky.social too 🤘🏾 @oathbreakercary.bsky.social & @blackpurist.com
Oh god, I totally forgot 😭😭
The removal of the headphone jack from our phones and tablets is somewhere high on the list of the worst things that Big Tech has ever done
ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks
Aye yall, I’ve been slipping elixir of speed into @blackpurist.com’s bedtime tonic for at least a fortnight now 😂😂😂 I’m all up in that circadian rhythm boy, sweet dreams
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Sometimes when @rondez.bsky.social isn't looking, I replace his summon deva scrolls with summon Archdemon. Ya know, for funsies 🤭
Oh so it was YOU. Not cool bro.
Infinite +1/+1 counter synergy here with the new Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade.

Is there an artifact creature that goes “Remove a +1/+1 counter: Generate X mana.”?
Kind of hilarious that @pilotmtg.bsky.social solves the game rules problem of “Why are vehicles so fun, yet so bad?” by giving them to you for free
If I can get into a couple decent pods I’d be happy to make some content myself.
That is awesome. Finding YouTube content for the format is impossible tho
I think I’ve found my Rig of choice for Balthier and Fran 👀
See I would love to play more EDH variations, like Pilot and Oathbreaker, but getting a whole pod to prep for it is a challenge!
This is very cool but WHOMST will ever play with me 😭
Real YouTube enjoyers know that for any given video, you can usually skip the first 2mins 30s without missing compelling content. And for any podcasts, skip the first like 8mins
Wizards of the Coast should have made it so that, in EDH, vehicles crewed by your commander can also add to commander damage