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Rondez Green

@rondez.bsky.social

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Creator & Social Editor @thebaltimorebanner.com Host 🎤 Fantasy, TTRPG, and TCG digital creator. Instagram.com/rondezgreenmage

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Oct 21

Gamehole Con 2024 must have had every midwest nerd in the same zip code for the last five days.

It was an incredible event for me, I turned up to both commentate their Cubecon Magic: the Gathering tournament and host the Shades of Mana panel! #MTG

Cubecon 2024, commentators rondezgreenmage and lordtupperware

Shades of Mana panel featuring queenofcardboard, defiantcathar, darkpactcosplay, and rondezgreenmage

A game of Magic: the Gathering, commander format

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 7d

I know this all too well 😭

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 7d

I want to scream at the top of my lungs when I’m in the cafe/train/market and am suddenly plunged into someone else’s IG reels feed

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 10d

I watched the whole last competition. There were entertaining moments throughout, but never before has softcore pr0n made me so uncomfy and cynical about romance

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 10d

Looking satisfied and moisturized

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Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · 13d

Black people have been asking this question for a very long time.

Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 13d

Do you really have any rights if they are openly saying they will just make up reasons to detain you?

thematthill.bsky.social @thematthill.bsky.social · 16d

Wow. Greg Bovino admits on camera that his agents can detain people if you look scared, change your demeanor, or grip a steering wheel too tight.

As his unmasked agents walk around with large guns to scare you, they may arrest you just for that — even if you're a U.S. citizen.

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 21d

I am always saying this

Ross Merriam @rosshunneds.bsky.social · 21d

I am thinking about the Roman Empire.

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 22d

My Final Fantasy 7 Ivalice Chronicles was shipped to the wrong address, now delayed to FOUR DAYS after release date 😭😭😭

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23d

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 23d

We’ll see you soon! Delivering a TTRPG panel alongside the @runedocks.bsky.social too 🤘🏾 @oathbreakercary.bsky.social & @blackpurist.com

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 26d

Oh god, I totally forgot 😭😭

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · 26d

The removal of the headphone jack from our phones and tablets is somewhere high on the list of the worst things that Big Tech has ever done

Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 26d

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: Shit yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Aye yall, I’ve been slipping elixir of speed into @blackpurist.com’s bedtime tonic for at least a fortnight now 😂😂😂 I’m all up in that circadian rhythm boy, sweet dreams

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Dwarf Paladin Azeem @blackpurist.com · Sep 22

Sometimes when @rondez.bsky.social isn't looking, I replace his summon deva scrolls with summon Archdemon. Ya know, for funsies 🤭

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Oh so it was YOU. Not cool bro.

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Found one! bsky.app/profile/rond...

Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Workhorse!

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Workhorse!

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Rondez Green @rondez.bsky.social · Sep 22

Infinite +1/+1 counter synergy here with the new Iron Spider, Stark Upgrade.

Is there an artifact creature that goes “Remove a +1/+1 counter: Generate X mana.”?