Jordan Brown 📝
@robotortoise.com
Writer, visual novel developer. 25+, she/her. Autistic. Occasionally, I use NSFW text, so no followers under 18, please. 🔞
Contact: [email protected]
Contact: [email protected]
I learned that K-Pop Demon Hunters has a beautiful milf in it with very long dark hair. As someone who hates K-Pop, I think this is the most I've ever been interested in this movie
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I learned that K-Pop Demon Hunters has a beautiful milf in it with very long dark hair. As someone who hates K-Pop, I think this is the most I've ever been interested in this movie
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
I feel a little fucked-up naming my cat Mio after a video game character. It's like I forced her into a Xenoblade roleplay that she can't escape from.
It's like naming your child "Stormtrooper", "Steve", or "Mario". There's a lot of pressure there!
It's like naming your child "Stormtrooper", "Steve", or "Mario". There's a lot of pressure there!
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I feel a little fucked-up naming my cat Mio after a video game character. It's like I forced her into a Xenoblade roleplay that she can't escape from.
It's like naming your child "Stormtrooper", "Steve", or "Mario". There's a lot of pressure there!
It's like naming your child "Stormtrooper", "Steve", or "Mario". There's a lot of pressure there!
Genuinely, this is one reason I wish I had a partner. It sounds nice to have someone supportive that could bounce ideas off you
stuck on a scene? just ask my wife, she'll know what to do
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Genuinely, this is one reason I wish I had a partner. It sounds nice to have someone supportive that could bounce ideas off you
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So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
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The Chandler Pride festival this year was cool as hell (no bias)
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Chandler Pride festival this year was cool as hell (no bias)
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A HUGE thank-you to all of our Sponsors: the city of Chandler, Chalice Christian Church, Just Be Counseling, Mad Music, Copper Summit Real Estate, Episcopal Diocese of Arizona, Guaranteed Rate Affinity, and Life Design Events! We couldn't have done this without you all! ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
A HUGE thank-you to all of our Sponsors: the city of Chandler, Chalice Christian Church, Just Be Counseling, Mad Music, Copper Summit Real Estate, Episcopal Diocese of Arizona, Guaranteed Rate Affinity, and Life Design Events! We couldn't have done this without you all! ❤️
Oh. No, he's constantly trying to name drop and is insecure because he doesn't feel like a real writer while having multiple published works.
I take it back. This is the most realistic depiction of a writer that I've ever seen
I take it back. This is the most realistic depiction of a writer that I've ever seen
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Oh. No, he's constantly trying to name drop and is insecure because he doesn't feel like a real writer while having multiple published works.
I take it back. This is the most realistic depiction of a writer that I've ever seen
I take it back. This is the most realistic depiction of a writer that I've ever seen
I'm four minutes into Midnight in Paris and I want to punch the protagonist. Owen Wilson: "If I hadn't gotten caught in grinding out movie scripts.... I would drop the house in Beverly Hills."
I hope this turns into one of those "character learns to appreciate what they have" movies. God
I hope this turns into one of those "character learns to appreciate what they have" movies. God
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I'm four minutes into Midnight in Paris and I want to punch the protagonist. Owen Wilson: "If I hadn't gotten caught in grinding out movie scripts.... I would drop the house in Beverly Hills."
I hope this turns into one of those "character learns to appreciate what they have" movies. God
I hope this turns into one of those "character learns to appreciate what they have" movies. God
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Those two new school teachers are very sus...
Another fun Paper Mario x Fire Emblem (Three Houses) crossover! Manuela and Madame Flurrie commissioned by Jill. Thank you so much!💜
Another fun Paper Mario x Fire Emblem (Three Houses) crossover! Manuela and Madame Flurrie commissioned by Jill. Thank you so much!💜
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Those two new school teachers are very sus...
Another fun Paper Mario x Fire Emblem (Three Houses) crossover! Manuela and Madame Flurrie commissioned by Jill. Thank you so much!💜
Another fun Paper Mario x Fire Emblem (Three Houses) crossover! Manuela and Madame Flurrie commissioned by Jill. Thank you so much!💜
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“Fuck my stupid peggle life”
- Jordan, 2025
- Jordan, 2025
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
“Fuck my stupid peggle life”
- Jordan, 2025
- Jordan, 2025
Every time I post on this site I'm not sure how bitchy I can be. I want to bitch but at a socially-acceptable level, you know? Like a nice sort of gentle bitching.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Every time I post on this site I'm not sure how bitchy I can be. I want to bitch but at a socially-acceptable level, you know? Like a nice sort of gentle bitching.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Two weeks ago, a woman flirted with me for the first time in ten years and I'm still emotionally processing it. I had to discuss this with my therapist.
(I was going to add a joke here but I think me having to process this is funnier than any joke.)
(I was going to add a joke here but I think me having to process this is funnier than any joke.)
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Two weeks ago, a woman flirted with me for the first time in ten years and I'm still emotionally processing it. I had to discuss this with my therapist.
(I was going to add a joke here but I think me having to process this is funnier than any joke.)
(I was going to add a joke here but I think me having to process this is funnier than any joke.)
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okay nobody else is calling attention to it because you're all distracted by that dork guy so i guess i gotta do everything around here
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
okay nobody else is calling attention to it because you're all distracted by that dork guy so i guess i gotta do everything around here
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November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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[ #zeroescape ] to the girls that were: 9 years ago
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
[ #zeroescape ] to the girls that were: 9 years ago
Honestly, after Mario overtly told Bowser that his gorgeous art was trash, I think he does deserve to get his ass kicked by Bowser a little bit. Bowser is opening up to him and Mario can't even be emotionally appreciative to his friend's art. What a dick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Honestly, after Mario overtly told Bowser that his gorgeous art was trash, I think he does deserve to get his ass kicked by Bowser a little bit. Bowser is opening up to him and Mario can't even be emotionally appreciative to his friend's art. What a dick.
I WILL BE THERE. I WILL POST PICTURES IF I REMEMBER.
I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR SORRY FOR THE POSTER LOOKING BAD
I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR SORRY FOR THE POSTER LOOKING BAD
Hear that? Chandler Pride Festival is THIS SATURDAY from 4 - 8 PM!
Located at Dr. A.J. Chandler Park.
Street Address is 3 South Arizona Avenue, aka Downtown Chandler.
See you there!
Located at Dr. A.J. Chandler Park.
Street Address is 3 South Arizona Avenue, aka Downtown Chandler.
See you there!
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I WILL BE THERE. I WILL POST PICTURES IF I REMEMBER.
I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR SORRY FOR THE POSTER LOOKING BAD
I AM NOT A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR SORRY FOR THE POSTER LOOKING BAD
I still think about that "award-winning" writer that I saw the work of. It was some of the worst writing I'd ever seen with awful grammar. The only reason she got into projects was because people never bothered to actually check her writing before hiring her.
Confidence goes a long way, I guess.
Confidence goes a long way, I guess.
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I still think about that "award-winning" writer that I saw the work of. It was some of the worst writing I'd ever seen with awful grammar. The only reason she got into projects was because people never bothered to actually check her writing before hiring her.
Confidence goes a long way, I guess.
Confidence goes a long way, I guess.
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Just want new ink for my printer. Found this actual page on Walmart's website. Didn't edit this at all. Every time I look I see something new.
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just want new ink for my printer. Found this actual page on Walmart's website. Didn't edit this at all. Every time I look I see something new.
Here's a Shrek necklace I am wearing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Here's a Shrek necklace I am wearing.