Riot at Who-ville Academy
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Riot at Who-ville Academy
@robbykarol.bsky.social
Is there any way to not be insufferable in these?
Lover of trash cinema.

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I feel like all of bureaucracy boils down to someone, at some point, going “I dunno, just…fucking ask Greg to do it” and then centuries of trying to craft the perfect Greg
better than the british system. "oh you want a passport? ok who do you know whose job sounds kind of legit. they have to say that's a photo of you. no not someone you live with. one of your more respectable mates."
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Running for President in 2028 on the platform I’m going to tear down the White House ballroom and replace it with a replica of the American Football house.
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Every 1950s musical is like 'Corn Packers of Colorado is based on the tragedy of Hipploytus by Seneca'
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Do you think Disney ever thinks about buying Warner Brothers?
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Somewhere someone is observing every firm and institution that settled with Trump and figuring that they can shake them down in another four years.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I half expect to find out Charna, OTOH, is reporting her staff to them
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December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I don’t want to pretend that owning physical media makes you a good person, but it is weird to see a concerted effort from media producers to make it harder to own physical media.
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I think of this exchange once a week the last few years.

(H/t Elliot S. Maggin, building on Mark Waid and Alex Ross)
June 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I want Isaac Chotiner to do an interview with RD’s spouse where he asks if she ever reads his columns.
I remember one of the funniest things about Ross Douthat is reading a profile on him that admitted his wife isn’t religious & not particularly conservative. Just basically treating his insane views like someone else would treat their husband’s model train hobby.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Running for President in 2028 on the platform I’m going to tear down the White House ballroom and replace it with a replica of the American Football house.
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me enabling a charitable donation by buying more records
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Anxiously clicking through like I’m Homer going for the free trampoline.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Cheryl Hines & Olivia Nuzzi both have books out right now?
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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posing with my grizzly elf ear trophies for a spread in Soldier of Fortune magazine and breaking down in the parking lot when I catch the end of Jingle Bell Rock over the lobby speakers
August 3, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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“Come out you Santa fans, come out and fight me like a man, show your elves how you won medals down in Whoville”
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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it is hard to think of another political figure in my lifetime I have turned on harder than Hillary Clinton. I am exactly the right flavor of Middle Aged White Lady to have been DEEPLY emotionally invested in her way back when, but every time she opens her mouth now I’m like “holy shit lady 🤯”
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I can never read “I was there” now without imagining James Murphy singing it in the background there
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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hearing the term “War on Christmas” and having a ‘nam flashback of me and the other frogmen necklacing Santa Claus during the North Pole Dirty War in ‘92
August 3, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Only the second worst Sony mistake involving a Korea, though!
I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Imagine the alternate reality where Glenn Howerton was Star Lord but Joel McHale was Drax.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Lol. Let's see how this goes on Thursday!
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This shows you what the relative rankings of cast members were about five years ago. How much further up in the list do you think Ken Jeong would be now?
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Something I appreciate about GILMORE GIRLS is how complex the writers and actors make Emily & Richard, especially the way Richard’s flaws aren’t as obvious as Emily’s but are oftentimes much worse.
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM