robb 🧙🏼♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
@robbbert.bsky.social
the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone.
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
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Spotify really thought I wanted to listen to H*rry Styl*s. 🤢
BLOCKED!
BLOCKED!
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Spotify really thought I wanted to listen to H*rry Styl*s. 🤢
BLOCKED!
BLOCKED!
Tiktok is really something else...
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Tiktok is really something else...
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The genocide of Palestinians in Gaza by Israel continues while the world just watches.
January 26, 2026 at 7:57 AM
The genocide of Palestinians in Gaza by Israel continues while the world just watches.
Just finished the last episode of Upload and my head hurts from crying so much.
a little girl is crying with her mouth open in a hospital room .
Alt: a little girl is crying with her mouth open in a hospital room .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Just finished the last episode of Upload and my head hurts from crying so much.
Guess I'll finally get up and around. Sometimes I hate wasting daylight, but I love being a night owl. Y'all have a safe weekend. 🖤
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Guess I'll finally get up and around. Sometimes I hate wasting daylight, but I love being a night owl. Y'all have a safe weekend. 🖤
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This is why I hate when people say things like “we will get through this.”because people are not getting through this. And usually the people saying that shit are from the most privileged backgrounds and know that they are protected.
January 24, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This is why I hate when people say things like “we will get through this.”because people are not getting through this. And usually the people saying that shit are from the most privileged backgrounds and know that they are protected.
These "it's Samantha the underwriter here, letting you know that your loan is almost approved for $47,000" daily calls are wearing me down.
How many times do I have to press 9 to unsub before I press 1 to speak to someone and ask what would happen if I mail them an unknown white powder?
How many times do I have to press 9 to unsub before I press 1 to speak to someone and ask what would happen if I mail them an unknown white powder?
January 23, 2026 at 6:47 AM
These "it's Samantha the underwriter here, letting you know that your loan is almost approved for $47,000" daily calls are wearing me down.
How many times do I have to press 9 to unsub before I press 1 to speak to someone and ask what would happen if I mail them an unknown white powder?
How many times do I have to press 9 to unsub before I press 1 to speak to someone and ask what would happen if I mail them an unknown white powder?
Now that Christmas is over, can we PLEASE get back to focusing on Halloween?!?! 😍
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Now that Christmas is over, can we PLEASE get back to focusing on Halloween?!?! 😍
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Never wanna hear Nicki in a gay bar ever again 😩
January 19, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Never wanna hear Nicki in a gay bar ever again 😩
Before covid, green onions were 25¢ a bundle. They're now $1.49 a bundle. And the quality of fresh produce has severely tanked within the last year.
Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody.
Just venting.
Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody.
Just venting.
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Before covid, green onions were 25¢ a bundle. They're now $1.49 a bundle. And the quality of fresh produce has severely tanked within the last year.
Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody.
Just venting.
Swear to god, I'm this close 🤏 to doing something to somebody.
Just venting.
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I suddenly need to piss. I wonder if there's a place I can do it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Scott Adams, Dilbert creator and conservative commentator, dies aged 68
Cartoonist – who was dropped from US papers in 2023 after calling Black people a ‘hate group’ – had prostate cancer
www.theguardian.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I suddenly need to piss. I wonder if there's a place I can do it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
These overhead lights at my office are really not helping me to not look like The Joker...
January 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
These overhead lights at my office are really not helping me to not look like The Joker...
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You are still constitutionally protected to tell ICE to go to fucking hell, it is a God given right in this country, and it will be till I’m dead in the ground.
January 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
You are still constitutionally protected to tell ICE to go to fucking hell, it is a God given right in this country, and it will be till I’m dead in the ground.
Ruining my sleep schedule results in making instant ramen at 4:30am.
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Ruining my sleep schedule results in making instant ramen at 4:30am.
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if Michael Rapaport has a thousand haters, I am one of them. If he has one hater, it’s me. If he has zero haters, I have died. Fuck that zionist sweaty pile of mayonnaise.
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
if Michael Rapaport has a thousand haters, I am one of them. If he has one hater, it’s me. If he has zero haters, I have died. Fuck that zionist sweaty pile of mayonnaise.
Can't find my favorite bracelet so I'm about to become Public Enemy #1.
January 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Can't find my favorite bracelet so I'm about to become Public Enemy #1.
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All my South African followers, please come support a good cause with a naturist pub event.
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 AM
All my South African followers, please come support a good cause with a naturist pub event.
#throwbackthursday to me making my husband hold my clothes/shoes and record me doing a naked walk through the forest. He honestly puts up with so much from me. My man, my man, my man...
This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
#throwbackthursday to me making my husband hold my clothes/shoes and record me doing a naked walk through the forest. He honestly puts up with so much from me. My man, my man, my man...
This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
This was gonna be 2 videos (coming & going) but I'm obviously lazy.
Someone was knocking at the door and I was curious to see who it was. Imagine the horror when I realized we were on the second floor! 😱
Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Someone was knocking at the door and I was curious to see who it was. Imagine the horror when I realized we were on the second floor! 😱
Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
Just kidding. I was walking out to the patio. There was no psycho killer outside. Maybe because the call was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE?!?!?!
January 6, 2026 at 11:08 AM
First kimchi of the year! Texted an old coworker a photo of it, so now he's hired me to also make him a batch this week. I could eat this entire bowl right now and the only regret would be that I didn't make more. Maybe 4lbs?
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 AM
First kimchi of the year! Texted an old coworker a photo of it, so now he's hired me to also make him a batch this week. I could eat this entire bowl right now and the only regret would be that I didn't make more. Maybe 4lbs?
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Girls (me) just wanna have fun (don’t want to go back to work tomorrow)
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Girls (me) just wanna have fun (don’t want to go back to work tomorrow)
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Getting ready to take this year’s before picture tonight to add the the weight gain collection….
January 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Getting ready to take this year’s before picture tonight to add the the weight gain collection….
Sleep schedule ruined. Hung over. Dehydrated. 2026 is going great so far!
January 4, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Sleep schedule ruined. Hung over. Dehydrated. 2026 is going great so far!