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Behind These Crazy Eyes
@jonjamin.bsky.social
(he/him) | ATL 🏳️‍🌈
33 | Single | Final Fantasy | Weather ⛈️ | SNSD Stan | Short King |

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SHE’S A FACE DANCER
January 30, 2026 at 12:18 AM
What’s your zodiac sign?
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I know many may not agree but Episode 103 of Dune: Prophecy is one of the cuntiest written revenge plots in recent television in my opinion.
January 29, 2026 at 5:24 AM
This could be a hard or an easy question but what is your favorite episode of your favorite show?
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 AM
They really shouldn’t have given Tifa a move called dolphin blow…
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 AM
What’s your birthday Pokémon?

Just me and my little Caterpie hiding in the tall grass against the world on Route 10
January 28, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Nothing like a hot shower and a shave to perk you up a little when you’re not feeling well.

I pray for warmth to return to these lands.

Also fuck ICE
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Starting off meetings this week by warning everyone to be careful what they say via email, IM, and text is a dark place to be 🫩
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Take your meds folks
January 26, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I’m begging you please
Your highness king David
Sir David the king
January 26, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Ever have to pull yourself out of dream after dream after dream until you finally claw your way back to your own psyche and you have to remind yourself of who you are and what is real? Because I just did. 🫩
January 26, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Man the hopelessness is really creeping in. Fuck Ice. Cursed be each of their family names. May not a single one of them be allowed to crawl up from the depths.
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 AM
As I hear the distant echos of Reveille from the base nearby, I wonder, is Nintendo really so naïve that they’ll never remake Golden Sun, knowing full well that property is a cash cow on pure nostalgia alone? When will we all grow up?
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I make myself sweaty like this for my mental health.

YOU could make me even sweatier for your own pleasure.

Boyfriend applications open as always 😇
January 24, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Okay hear me out… animated Sabretooth
January 24, 2026 at 5:46 AM
New Fable in Q3 and it’s not only exclusive to Xbox??? Hope remains in the world! 🥹
January 24, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’ll show you
How it’s supposed to feel
When we meet
At Orion’s Belt
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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Post your most daddy pic

(Since everyone seemed to think so on the 2016-2026 post)
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Training Raining ☂️

You’d make out with me
right after a night CrossFit workout?

No towels allowed.
Just sweat. Just 😘
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
He texts me to come bounce on it and has the audacity to live 4 hours away 😤
January 19, 2026 at 6:13 PM
There’s not enough time in the day for napping
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Does anyone wanna pilot my life for like 24 hours? A bitch is tired.
January 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
BUT THEY CAN EASILY EXPLAIN THE LYRICS TO I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK????
a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch and making a face .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch and making a face .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I’m watching one of my lectures from Monday and we’re analyzing the chord structure of Heather by Conan Gray.

The in person class is only guys and it’s so disappointing that my professor is having to explain what the lyrics mean to them.

Is a hallmark of being straight not knowing how to read?
January 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
My mental health plummets whenever I make the wrong decisions at work despite my best effort and best intentions. Which like that’s life. But this year just started and I’d already like a full 24 hours to not be perceived because I’ve been feeling the signs of a panic attack bubbling up 🥴
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM