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robb 🧙🏼‍♂️🎃🪦⚰️🔮
@robbbert.bsky.social
the wicked witch of the (PN)W. avid pickler. lover of vodka. naked 99% of the time. simultaneously the maiden, mother, and crone.

📍Seattle, WA
(any pronoun)
Really getting along with that brand lately since I found a bar that carries it in different flavors. Watermelon, cucumber, and blueberry - each go so well with a sprite.
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This is such a cute idea and I may steal it. 😁
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Freeze the rest for bread crumbs and have a weekly salad or soup?
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
He's such a man. Love him.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The switch between all caps vs not is reminding me of those horrible targeted ads for shirts like "don't need with GRANDPA born in GEORGIA who will do ANYthing for his GRANDKIDS!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You did a lot better than I normally do!
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I want him so bad 🥺
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Took my husband to see a musical and got dim sum. What about you?
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
They're on the north side
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'm curious as to what the necklace is!
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Shaved right after I posted it. It's been maybe 30min and I already have 5 o'clock shadow.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Put this in the history books!
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If I had known that was there, I would've stolen it! 😍
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Happy birthdaaaaayyyy!
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You've got this!
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They are horribly not as funny as we used to find them 😫
November 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM