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Robin Bastard
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HB 💚💍 https://bsky.app/profile/robbacrab.bsky.social #BLM #LGBTQ 🏳️‍⚧️ #ANTIFA #Woke #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #ThatEscalatedQuickly he/him
Pinned
Been on here less than a week and had 2 DM's from new followers, which fall into the begging/catfish categories. Not too bad, but I'm gonna pin this as it saves having to explain myself each time 🤗
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What is painfully obvious in these moments isn't simply that the person alleging to lead this country is a terrible human being; it is that anyone left still defending him, applauding him, justifying him, celebrating him, probably is too.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/no-good-pe...
No, Good People Don't Still Support Him
Everyone believes they're essentially a good human being.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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"Don't have that 5th pint!"
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Memories of my childhood. Although is was more,

“Can we turn the AC on? We’re having a heatwave.”

“Let me tell you a story…”

“NO! NEVERMIMD, I’LL GLADLY SUFFER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

“Back in the 1950s…”
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Terry's "friend" gave him PCP... Friends don't give friends PC-fuckn-P!
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Sure, you can get your wife jewelry or an expensive purse or even an expensive bottle of perfume for Christmas

But she will NEVER forget the Christmas you got her a new mop, NEVER!

#FridayFuckology
a mop is on the floor next to a yellow caution sign
ALT: a mop is on the floor next to a yellow caution sign
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Ain't seen a possum in months

Then all of a sudden The McRib is back

#FridayFuckology
a close up of a clown with red hair
ALT: a close up of a clown with red hair
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Supermarkets should have baskets in the middle of the store for those

'I really overestimated how much I can carry' moments

#FridayFuckology
a chimpanzee is eating a bunch of oranges in a field
ALT: a chimpanzee is eating a bunch of oranges in a field
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates?

A tearjerker

#FridayFuckology
a boy with his eyes closed and his hand on his forehead
ALT: a boy with his eyes closed and his hand on his forehead
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
What do you call a nanny with breast implants?

A faux-pair

#FridayFuckology
a woman in a maid costume is standing on a white carpet
ALT: a woman in a maid costume is standing on a white carpet
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Weird Al is going to have to remake Gordon Lightfoot’s classic song.
There’s a wild story playing out on Great Lakes ship watching and coastal Facebook groups right now.

There’s a guy with a homemade house boat who’s attempting to traverse the lakes.

The boat is called Neverlanding and it set sail from Windsor, ON. It appears he has 1-2 50hp motors.
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Dad, can I put the heating on?"

"Yeah, but it's part of your Christmas present"

#FridayFuckology
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Apropos of nothing

youtu.be/wUaCz28bm18?...
Moon Walker - Monopoly Money (Official Music Video) | New Rock Song 2025
YouTube video by Moon Walker
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive?

It was a grave mistake

#FridayFuckology
a man in a suit is laying in the dirt in front of a grave .
ALT: a man in a suit is laying in the dirt in front of a grave .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Do not regret past mistakes, all decisions, good or bad, led you to where you are today

Disregard this if you are in prison

#FridayFuckology
a puppet of a police officer with the words hey could you pass the soap
ALT: a puppet of a police officer with the words hey could you pass the soap
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Want to know why #GenX are able to cope with life? Because our toys and pastimes were living on the edge 😂 #toys
(Might be AI generated, but it was still fun to watch and it brought back memories).
youtu.be/heXbWXm9BeA?...
Dangerous Toys From 1970s Britain That Would Never Be Allowed Today
YouTube video by UK Rewind
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I feel seen...
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Yanks posting their Turkey Day prep on here. They eat like they have free healthcare.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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FuKKK fElon
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
All the very best to my American followers this #Thanksgiving 🤗
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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How does this cunt keep skating?

Trump election interference racketeering case in Georgia dismissed share.google/7rydDJkz1Yxs...
Judge dismisses Trump election interference racketeering case in Georgia
Fulton County Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee's ruling ends the final case against Trump that remained unresolved after he returned to the White House.
share.google
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Congrats to @robbacrab.bsky.social finally made it to fesshole, the manky bastid!
My son is now 15. My wife argues with him constantly about his appalling personal habits. I'm secretly delighted as I am no longer the most disgusting person in the house. I almost don't want him to move out.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM