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Robin Bastard

@robbacrab.bsky.social

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HB 💚💍 https://bsky.app/profile/robbacrab.bsky.social #BLM #LGBTQ 🏳️‍⚧️ #ANTIFA #Woke #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #ThatEscalatedQuickly he/him

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · Nov 26

Been on here less than a week and had 2 DM's from new followers, which fall into the begging/catfish categories. Not too bad, but I'm gonna pin this as it saves having to explain myself each time 🤗

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Gourd Maud 🎃 @boredmaud.co.uk · 21h

New biz cards!
#boredmaud

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 8h

#TuesdayThoughts

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 1d

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 1d

#MondayLackOfMotivation

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Punky + (Hooman) Wilson&Sandra @punkydadwilson.bsky.social · 2d

Hello for a day.

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Troy @troyleekelly.bsky.social · 2d

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 2d

#SacrilegeSunday 🙏
#GodsChosenChildRapist

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 4d

So I will be bringing out a new tech miracle that will leave my spaceships, robotics and AI in the shade.
And will make me billions and billions more. 💰
A microwave that turns a potato into a pizza.

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Tony!Toni!Toe Knee! @defullshilling.bsky.social · 4d

Pol Pot will win the NPP posthumously before Turnip gets it.

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María Corina Machado wins 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, despite Trump campaign

María Corina Machado, a Venezuelan pro-democracy politician, has won the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize, the committee announced Friday. Donald Trump did not win.

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 3d

#Caturday #Twaturday

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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 4d

'We're all ANTIFA, Donald.'

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Rhiannon Archer @splendentsweven.bsky.social · 4d

Weird Al

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 8d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

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ysgradorn.bsky.social @ysgradorn.bsky.social · 4d

🤪 #ClimateChange

The Register @theregister.com · 4d

Climate goals go up in smoke as US datacenters turn to coal

High gas prices and surging AI demand send operators back to the dirtiest fuel in the stack US datacenters are experiencing a significant shift toward coal-powered energy due to elevated natural gas prices and rapidly growing electricity demand.…

dlvr.it

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 4d

You can come and work for me Robin!
I encourage freedom of speech at all times!!! 😁🗣️
So long as you can work a 26-hour day eight days a week, you're hired mate!!! 👍🚀🚗

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 4d

Why doesn't Farage appear in the Epstein files?

Because there are some depths that even Epstein wouldn't sink to

#FridayFuckology

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 5d

Ah well this explains everything.
I've found my true self at last. 👽

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 4d

The older I get

The earlier it gets late

#FridayFuckology

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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 5d

31% drop in prostate cancer risk and also strengthening the ability to urinate normally.
5 to 7 ejaculations a week.
Better get busy, lads.
"Where are you going?"
"To the bathroom. Just sorting my prostate health"

www.health.harvard.edu

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 4d

Fastest way to mess up someone's Knock Knock joke?

"It's open"

#FridayFuckology

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 4d

If you shave your minge but not your browneye?

That's a mullet

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 4d

Pretending to be King Kong is cool

Until the drugs wear off and you're just a dude holding a Barbie Doll screaming at cops from the roof with your dick out

#FridayFuckology

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SkullBeard @skullbeard.bsky.social · 6d

W00t!

IYKYK

Lego 75639 The Going Merry
Arriving tomorrow

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 4d

I'll be in a lot of trouble

If my boss finds out I don't really have Tourettes

#FridayFuckology

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Dan the Man @texanhombre.bsky.social · 6d

“Zardoz”. What results when you have a big-concept dystopian, sci-fi idea in the 70s and spend the entire budget on bags of cocaine.

But it did give us this epic image of Sean Connery.

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Robin Bastard @robbacrab.bsky.social · 4d

I was just minding my own business

Then, all of a sudden, 1975 was 50 years ago!

#FridayFuckology

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