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Alternative Elon Musk🚀

@elonalternative.bsky.social

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The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 Batshit Crazy Billionaire💰 Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool ⚽️ So Am I 👍You'll Never Walk Elon

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · Sep 3

Greetings all!
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2h

Launch of the Day! Match highlights!
We've cut out all the stoppage time 😁🚀⚽
#SpaceX #Flight11

NASASpaceflight.com @nasaspaceflight.com · 17h

Launch highlights from NSF's multitude of live and remote cameras covering Flight 11 of Starship.

➡️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4_-...

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 4h

I've discovered my true identity!
I'm a cat!!!! 😁🐱
#ElonMewsk

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 18h

My Tesla robots smash them all to bits!! 😁🤖🥔 IYKYK 🤣

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 20h

Good grief! Space is getting like the fucking Champions League no wonder I don't get any fucking sleep 🚀

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 20h

And while the fire of my Starship launch lights up the sky, an even brighter flame explodes in my beloved Liverpool...
#YNWA #LiverpoolFC

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

I'd much rather see this cloud of orange than that other cloud of orange. 😁🚀

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

I am Elon Musk and I endorse this cat's message! 😁🐱🪚

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

At the end of the storm, there's a golden sky....
#YNWA #LiverpoolFC

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Well that's another three points.
No last minute winners this time. In the bag.
My team goes top!!!! 😁🚀
#SpaceX #StarshipFlight11 #TheShip

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Success!
A good win.
No extra time, no penalties.
#Flight11 #SpaceX

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

So - it's Launch Day!!!
My Starship Flight 11 takes off at 7.15 EDT, 23.15 GMT. 🚀
At least it doesn't clash with Match Day ⚽ or I'd have to order in another bucket of ketamine.
#OutToLaunch

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

Well it's like one of our players going to Man United on a free transfer. 😁⚽️🚀
#LiverpoolFC

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

The most brilliant British TV comedy series ever after Fawlty Towers - and round about the same time.
All my companies are Grot!!! 😁

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

😁🚀

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

I work eight days a week and sleep on the factory floor. Have you got a little bit of chocolate cake to spare for a struggling starving billionaire??! 😁🍫

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 1d

#LiverpoolFC

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

Blue Jean⚡ 🔵

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

I don't want to go on about it but it's the launch of #Starship #Flight11 tonight.
No extra time, no penalties...

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

So - it's Launch Day!!!
My Starship Flight 11 takes off at 7.15 EDT, 23.15 GMT. 🚀
At least it doesn't clash with Match Day ⚽ or I'd have to order in another bucket of ketamine.
#OutToLaunch

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Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

Had the family over at the weekend for a cuppa. 😁👽

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

Now there's an innovation I must get my teams working on right away! If not sooner!! 😁

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

They may be wokey groovy hippies but their music is great

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

Government bureaucracy!!!!
I'll sort it!!!! 😁🪚

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

Hang on I've got a Starship to launch first 🚀😱
Tonight late kick-off 23.15 hrs GMT

Alternative Elon Musk🚀 @elonalternative.bsky.social · 2d

Good job you weren't in one of my fucking Teslas then 🤣🚘⚡️