Alt Elon Musk🚀💰
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🏆
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Greetings all!
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
So after the bombs, I do rockets.
They all go Bang... 💣🚀💥
They all go Bang... 💣🚀💥
Episode 3 of Season 2 is out on Monday. It's our pleasure to welcome Andy Oppenheimer to Bang! From the synth delights or Oppenheimer Analysis' New Mexico album, to learning and advising on all things that go Bang! Quite the story. Join us. @elonalternative.bsky.social will be...
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
So after the bombs, I do rockets.
They all go Bang... 💣🚀💥
They all go Bang... 💣🚀💥
.. because I threw out that old Kenn Dodd record😱🤣
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 AM
.. because I threw out that old Kenn Dodd record😱🤣
This latest AI depiction of me on X is really offensive.
Pink is SO not my colour.
Pink is SO not my colour.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
This latest AI depiction of me on X is really offensive.
Pink is SO not my colour.
Pink is SO not my colour.
If anyone starts playing that blasted Ken Dodd hit, I'll sue
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If anyone starts playing that blasted Ken Dodd hit, I'll sue
This should give you all a right good laugh
February 5, 2026 at 11:32 AM
This should give you all a right good laugh
I see that my recent merger of X, SpaceX and xAI has already inspired comedic reactions. 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I see that my recent merger of X, SpaceX and xAI has already inspired comedic reactions. 🤣
I'm getting to look like Arsenal this season.
And Liverpool last season. 🏆
#TopBillionairesPremierLeague
And Liverpool last season. 🏆
#TopBillionairesPremierLeague
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I'm getting to look like Arsenal this season.
And Liverpool last season. 🏆
#TopBillionairesPremierLeague
And Liverpool last season. 🏆
#TopBillionairesPremierLeague
So after merging SpaceX with xAI yesterday, today I'm going to merge Brighton with Hove. 🎢
You hobbits in your lovely small towns in England will understand! 😁
#mergers
You hobbits in your lovely small towns in England will understand! 😁
#mergers
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 AM
So after merging SpaceX with xAI yesterday, today I'm going to merge Brighton with Hove. 🎢
You hobbits in your lovely small towns in England will understand! 😁
#mergers
You hobbits in your lovely small towns in England will understand! 😁
#mergers
After merging SpaceX with xAI, for my next trick...
Merging Tesla and SpaceX...
Eyes down for a full house! 💰💰😄
Merging Tesla and SpaceX...
Eyes down for a full house! 💰💰😄
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
After merging SpaceX with xAI, for my next trick...
Merging Tesla and SpaceX...
Eyes down for a full house! 💰💰😄
Merging Tesla and SpaceX...
Eyes down for a full house! 💰💰😄
Quelle horreur
Après moi, le déluge...
Après moi, le déluge...
JUST IN: A search was being carried out at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of an investigation opened in January 2025, the Paris prosecutor’s office said. cnn.it/4keUiI9
Musk’s social media platform X raided by Paris prosecutor | CNN Business
A search was being carried out at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of an investigation opened in January 2025, the Paris prosecutor’s office said Tuesday.
cnn.it
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Quelle horreur
Après moi, le déluge...
Après moi, le déluge...
I've merged xAI with SpaceX.
So the orbital space will be as busy as Brighton on August Bank Holiday.
So the orbital space will be as busy as Brighton on August Bank Holiday.
February 3, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I've merged xAI with SpaceX.
So the orbital space will be as busy as Brighton on August Bank Holiday.
So the orbital space will be as busy as Brighton on August Bank Holiday.
I'm merging SpaceX with xAI.
What could possibly go wrong??! 🚀🤖💥
What could possibly go wrong??! 🚀🤖💥
Elon Musk’s SpaceX is set to massively expand its orbital footprint in a bid to power next-generation artificial intelligence
SpaceX plans to launch one million satellites to power orbital AI data center
Elon Musk’s SpaceX is set to massively expand its orbital footprint in a bid to power next-generation artificial intelligence
www.scientificamerican.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'm merging SpaceX with xAI.
What could possibly go wrong??! 🚀🤖💥
What could possibly go wrong??! 🚀🤖💥
the fact that Musk's name hasn't been redacted from the Epstein documents has Trump's classic pettiness written all over it. Shouldn't have made a big show about all this last year Elon 💀
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I'm in!!!
I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄
I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I'm in!!!
I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄
I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄
Critics are saying
“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
🤣
“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
🤣
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Critics are saying
“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
🤣
“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
🤣
Visiting London and I see Kings Cross Station is cordoned off due to protestor on roof unfurling banner.
Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊
#IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy
Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊
#IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy
January 30, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Visiting London and I see Kings Cross Station is cordoned off due to protestor on roof unfurling banner.
Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊
#IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy
Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊
#IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy
The missus is off down the shops.
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The missus is off down the shops.
This is why all my women have left me and why I'm so rich.
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
This is why all my women have left me and why I'm so rich.
I need to sort Grok out.🤣
Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!”
Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”
Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!”
Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I need to sort Grok out.🤣
Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!”
Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”
Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!”
Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”
Well, that just makes sense.
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Well, that just makes sense.
But not her....
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
But not her....
Violence is coming to you...
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Violence is coming to you...
Looks like there should be at least one sequel of 'Hidden Figures' (2016) 👍
Edith Clarke, the first female electrical engineer in the US, invented a calculator (the Clarke calculator) to solve electric power transmission problems, a precursor to modern smart grid technology. It was patented in 1925. #WomenInSTEM
It's International Day of #CleanEnergy!
It's International Day of #CleanEnergy!
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Looks like there should be at least one sequel of 'Hidden Figures' (2016) 👍
I wasn't joking.👽
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I wasn't joking.👽
Hmm, so I'm not the only widely disliked immigrant to the US.
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Hmm, so I'm not the only widely disliked immigrant to the US.