Alt Elon Musk🚀💰
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🏆
I also fired staff working in nuclear weapons security.
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I also fired staff working in nuclear weapons security.
I've been outed 🚀😎💣💥
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I've been outed 🚀😎💣💥
If that's my Grimes blimey she's gone a bit butch 🤣😱
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
If that's my Grimes blimey she's gone a bit butch 🤣😱
Don't hold back, tell us what you REALLY think!! 🤣
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Don't hold back, tell us what you REALLY think!! 🤣
Perfect for Mars colonization!
I won't need to fork out for a space helmet for him 😁🚀
I won't need to fork out for a space helmet for him 😁🚀
February 7, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Perfect for Mars colonization!
I won't need to fork out for a space helmet for him 😁🚀
I won't need to fork out for a space helmet for him 😁🚀
One of the greatest albums ever
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
One of the greatest albums ever
Who else should I back?? 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Who else should I back?? 🤔
I thought that was a girl.
That's not a controversial thing to say, is it?? 🙄
That's not a controversial thing to say, is it?? 🙄
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 AM
I thought that was a girl.
That's not a controversial thing to say, is it?? 🙄
That's not a controversial thing to say, is it?? 🙄
I didn't fund him
February 7, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I didn't fund him
Or in my case, heavy duty fertilization.🚀
February 7, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Or in my case, heavy duty fertilization.🚀
Very well dressed for Mars colonization! 👍🚀
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Very well dressed for Mars colonization! 👍🚀
Can I bring a bottle and a bird?
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Can I bring a bottle and a bird?
I saw a black Tesla go by in central London today 🤣 👍
February 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I saw a black Tesla go by in central London today 🤣 👍
Blimey and they think I'm a wrong 'un
February 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Blimey and they think I'm a wrong 'un
It's probably all my blummin satellites up there.
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It's probably all my blummin satellites up there.
And if anyone starts playing Y Viva Espana, I'll sue. 😱
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
And if anyone starts playing Y Viva Espana, I'll sue. 😱