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Come here, type words, leave.
Ever notice your pillow without its case? Looks like a bandage from the civil war.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ever notice your pillow without its case? Looks like a bandage from the civil war.
Part of a CIA death squad for a decade and now pundits are baffled as to why he went gaga.
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Part of a CIA death squad for a decade and now pundits are baffled as to why he went gaga.
We have a chance of beating Leeds today unless Pep decides on a Cirque du Soleil back four, a prancing pony between the sticks, and a copy of Tess of the d'Urbervilles up top.
Man's lost the fucking plot. #CITY
Man's lost the fucking plot. #CITY
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
We have a chance of beating Leeds today unless Pep decides on a Cirque du Soleil back four, a prancing pony between the sticks, and a copy of Tess of the d'Urbervilles up top.
Man's lost the fucking plot. #CITY
Man's lost the fucking plot. #CITY
The Ancients built Newgrange, Stonehenge, and Machu Picchu to observe the solstices and equinoxes, and I couldn't point west with a gun to my head.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The Ancients built Newgrange, Stonehenge, and Machu Picchu to observe the solstices and equinoxes, and I couldn't point west with a gun to my head.
That Afghan who shot the guardsmen in DC was trained and deployed for a decade to kill his countrymen at the behest of the CIA, and they're baffled as to why he turned on them. You don't train an attack dog, then act surprised when it bites a friend.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
That Afghan who shot the guardsmen in DC was trained and deployed for a decade to kill his countrymen at the behest of the CIA, and they're baffled as to why he turned on them. You don't train an attack dog, then act surprised when it bites a friend.
2:40 and I'm up, but Naga Munchetty is on the teevee and I'm volunteering to have her babies.
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
2:40 and I'm up, but Naga Munchetty is on the teevee and I'm volunteering to have her babies.
Bugonia?
Watched it,
Dug it.
Morning x
Watched it,
Dug it.
Morning x
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Bugonia?
Watched it,
Dug it.
Morning x
Watched it,
Dug it.
Morning x
Putting "a fine, fast ride" on the résumé.
“Do not be afraid,” said Frog. “I will be with you on the sled. It will be a fine, fast ride. Toad, you sit in front. I will sit right behind you.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Putting "a fine, fast ride" on the résumé.
Ordered chicken and eggs online...
Keep you posted.
Keep you posted.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ordered chicken and eggs online...
Keep you posted.
Keep you posted.
I'm a City fan, and Josep has lost the fucking plot!
www.espn.co.uk/football/sto...
www.espn.co.uk/football/sto...
UCL talking points: Pep's tinkering costs City, Arsenal look unstoppable
Statement wins, coaches under pressure and some very bizarre team selections. ESPN's writers break down the best -- and worst -- from Matchday 5 in the UCL.
www.espn.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm a City fan, and Josep has lost the fucking plot!
www.espn.co.uk/football/sto...
www.espn.co.uk/football/sto...
This dude is obviously white.
Sometimes when I am walking in a crowded space like a busy High St, I put my head down, hand partially over my face like I'm an escaped convict evading the law and don't want to be spotted. People's reaction to this give me a little bit of a thrill to an otherwise dull day.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This dude is obviously white.
Imagine Richard Reid - the Shoe Bomber - had put that useless device up his arse instead? Watching Nana getting told to "drop 'em and spread 'em."
Scenes.
Scenes.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Imagine Richard Reid - the Shoe Bomber - had put that useless device up his arse instead? Watching Nana getting told to "drop 'em and spread 'em."
Scenes.
Scenes.
Terry's "friend" gave him PCP... Friends don't give friends PC-fuckn-P!
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Terry's "friend" gave him PCP... Friends don't give friends PC-fuckn-P!
She did not need to die – she should not have been there – her death is on Trump.
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
She did not need to die – she should not have been there – her death is on Trump.
There's a reporter on my teevee pronouncing *Afghan weirdly and now my teeth are itchy.
*Off•gone...
*Off•gone...
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
There's a reporter on my teevee pronouncing *Afghan weirdly and now my teeth are itchy.
*Off•gone...
*Off•gone...
A confluence of wank here:
Wank truck
Wank tyres
Wank driver.
Wank truck
Wank tyres
Wank driver.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A confluence of wank here:
Wank truck
Wank tyres
Wank driver.
Wank truck
Wank tyres
Wank driver.
Leo's chilling in Turkey, and JD Vance is balls deep in his.
Pope Leo arrives in Turkey on first overseas trip as pontiff | Pope Leo XIV | The Guardian share.google/rQoj0TzSTO61...
Pope Leo arrives in Turkey on first overseas trip as pontiff | Pope Leo XIV | The Guardian share.google/rQoj0TzSTO61...
Pope Leo arrives in Turkey on first overseas trip as pontiff
Vatican says ‘demanding’ six-day mission, which will also take him to Lebanon, will be packed with meetings with political and religious leaders
share.google
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Leo's chilling in Turkey, and JD Vance is balls deep in his.
Pope Leo arrives in Turkey on first overseas trip as pontiff | Pope Leo XIV | The Guardian share.google/rQoj0TzSTO61...
Pope Leo arrives in Turkey on first overseas trip as pontiff | Pope Leo XIV | The Guardian share.google/rQoj0TzSTO61...
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In a Kyiv shelter today, a man showed up with his baby, a raccoon, and a dog. Nothing surprises me anymore 🤗🥰
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
In a Kyiv shelter today, a man showed up with his baby, a raccoon, and a dog. Nothing surprises me anymore 🤗🥰
Yanks posting their Turkey Day prep on here. They eat like they have free healthcare.
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Yanks posting their Turkey Day prep on here. They eat like they have free healthcare.
Gooners have always been exasperating twats, but fucking hell!
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Gooners have always been exasperating twats, but fucking hell!
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FuKKK fElon
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
FuKKK fElon
That shooter in DC was an Afghan national. Expect to see a Taliban delegation being fawned over by Turnip in The Oval by Monday.
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
That shooter in DC was an Afghan national. Expect to see a Taliban delegation being fawned over by Turnip in The Oval by Monday.