Lich Lord Heppner 💀
@rlheppner.bsky.social
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Law Prof at Duquesne Kline Law (Civ Pro, Fed Courts) • Former Appellate Attorney • English PhD (Modernism) • Posts too infrequently to have a brand. • Overeducated, overtired, underwhelmed. • see also id. @ 🐘, 🧵 • he/him
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rlheppner.bsky.social
Not really funny “ha ha.” More like funny “I mourn for our nation.”
rlheppner.bsky.social
Ah well, of course no I didn’t! (yet) I’m off to class so I’ll have to read it later.
rlheppner.bsky.social
How much do you think the book is written with a specific audience of 6 in mind (who consider themselves originalists and experts on the nation’s history and tradition)?
rlheppner.bsky.social
I mean, contingent partisan evaluation is a real phenomenon. But also, the actual conduct of a lot of agencies has changed a lot with this administration.
rlheppner.bsky.social
What kind of stupid question is this?

And why phrase your headline as a question and immediately answer it in the subhead?
New York Times story:

Headline: What Happened to Campus Activism Against the War in Gaza?

Subhead: Protests swept campuses after the war began. But tough discipline, pushed by Republicans, curbed a student movement that was one of the largest since the Vietnam War.
rlheppner.bsky.social
Yeah. I’m not holding my breath. But it’s better to have people making these arguments than not. It makes the SCOTUS majority’s job a smidge harder.
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laprofmme.bsky.social
Courtesy of colleagues at Penn
A variation on Benjamin Franklin’s 1754 engraving in the Pennsylvania Gazette, published in Philadelphia, in an effort to foster cooperation among the various colonies against the tyrant king of Britain, with the American colonies replaced by the nine universities selected for special collaboration opportunities
rlheppner.bsky.social
Yeah, so could some please ELI5 why the tariff announcement would predictably cause Bitcoin to go down?
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
rlheppner.bsky.social
Is BlueSky search broken? I get no results for most searches.
rlheppner.bsky.social
That’s true. And a question framed around “why do you consume media?” would be equally useless.
rlheppner.bsky.social
There’s just no way this statistic is true.
rlheppner.bsky.social
It seems like the term “social media” has lost its usefulness if it includes everything from Twitter and BlueSky to Facebook to WhatsApp to Instagram and TikTok and YouTube. Those each have different uses.
rlheppner.bsky.social
Wait, the new judge had commented on whether the recusing judge should retire?
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fishkin.bsky.social
In case you were wondering whether May Mailman and the DOJ give two shits about students affording college, let me enlighten you.

They do not. Their goal is to DEFUND universities, especially the humanities and social sciences, and this compact is part of that project, not college affordability.
rlheppner.bsky.social
Ah. I genuinely didn’t know what was meant. I thought those with their backs to the wall were the powerless ones whose hands were being forced by the other side. But I get it, in that “being forced” is presumably the threat of being blamed. I’m just not be DC-brained enough to intuit that.
rlheppner.bsky.social
How does “backs to the wall” correspond (or not) to who gets blamed?
rlheppner.bsky.social
So basically whether they (must) work for money or whether they own the means of production…
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rlheppner.bsky.social
That seems bonkers. Among other things, are the AI bots somehow watching the trial and taking in how lawyers and witnesses act?
rlheppner.bsky.social
This. The American Rule comes as such a surprise to most people!