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alistair
@ripchazmo.bsky.social
internet personality, genius, award-winning artist (in all fields), michelin star chef
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
are there any real parkour videos or are they all just clips of people jumping over occupied restroom stalls
March 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I've got your systematized world-view right here
February 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
outback steakhouse wants me fr
February 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Yo the Flyers
February 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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every day i am in awe of Crops. rice... beans... tomatoes... corn... the noble Onion
February 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
except i love when the make up words
i have developed a profound yet inarticulate distrust of any and all german philosophy
February 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
there’s no way to find funny comments on bluesky. i’ve yet to find one ☹️
February 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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So I need a real chick / Someone to keep it real with / Someone to rob and steal with / Someone to share my meal with
February 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Rooting for the US*

*The city of Philadelphia
February 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
children’s books with a gold stamp on the front have the best illustration
February 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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i made macking cheese
February 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i love theatre majors like okay white boy stop dancing
February 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i love film majors like okay white boy tell me why quentin tarantino showing feet is so artistic
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Saw someone say, "End your friendships with people who are going about life like nothing is wrong." I will never understand people who think that further isolating ourselves from everyday people who don't get it is going to save us. It's not. Your judgment and disdain will not save us.
February 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
starting to feel like that guy from newsies but Santa Fe is Not School
February 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
should i bake for the first time in my life using this information
February 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The Eagles were a better team! Period. What yall saw was a team get ran over by a superior franchise! Kelce been playing all season. Aint no way he aint in shape 🙄Mahomes was running for his life. All their receivers were covered. Our front four pushed their Oline straight into their QB all night!
February 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM