R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪
@riister.com
Just a German 🇩🇪 in Seattle 🏔️ 🌲
level 34.
If you know me IRL...move along 🤭
Nude beaches. 🏝️
AuDHD. Weirdo. Gaymer. Archer. Nudist. Pokémon. Sci-fi. Horror.
🇩🇪 🇷🇺
trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
🔞 NSFW.
level 34.
If you know me IRL...move along 🤭
Nude beaches. 🏝️
AuDHD. Weirdo. Gaymer. Archer. Nudist. Pokémon. Sci-fi. Horror.
🇩🇪 🇷🇺
trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
🔞 NSFW.
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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪
@riister.com
· Nov 7
Reintroduction thread!
Name: Neil or Riis (said like Reese)
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Seattle
Interests: nude beaches, being naked, video games, watching tv, being in nature, archery 🏹
vocation: scrum master
Name: Neil or Riis (said like Reese)
Pronouns: he/him
Location: Seattle
Interests: nude beaches, being naked, video games, watching tv, being in nature, archery 🏹
vocation: scrum master
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New content 😈
warning, very graphic
warning, very graphic
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 AM
New content 😈
warning, very graphic
warning, very graphic
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
another good haul this morning 😌 #pokemontcgp
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
another good haul this morning 😌 #pokemontcgp
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GET YOUR DICKS OUT. DO IT RIGHT NOW.
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 AM
GET YOUR DICKS OUT. DO IT RIGHT NOW.
catch me out naked tonight!
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
catch me out naked tonight!
add meeeeee so we can share :D
friend ID: 0614909908466514
friend ID: 0614909908466514
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
add meeeeee so we can share :D
friend ID: 0614909908466514
friend ID: 0614909908466514
uhhh i cannot believe i got this gold card out of a regular pack draw. wow 🤩 #pokemontcgp
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
uhhh i cannot believe i got this gold card out of a regular pack draw. wow 🤩 #pokemontcgp
for all their claims to “protect the children”, they’re killing quite a lot of children.
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
for all their claims to “protect the children”, they’re killing quite a lot of children.
and we wonder why everyone fucking hates insurance companies and why the CEO was unalived.
After a college student finally found a treatment that worked for his ulcerative colitis, UnitedHealthcare decided it wouldn’t pay for the costly drugs.
His fight to get coverage exposed the insurer’s hidden procedures for rejecting claims.
(Published Feb. 2023)
His fight to get coverage exposed the insurer’s hidden procedures for rejecting claims.
(Published Feb. 2023)
UnitedHealthcare Tried to Deny Coverage to a Chronically Ill Patient. He Fought Back, Exposing the Insurer’s Inner Workings.
After a college student finally found a treatment that worked, the insurance giant decided it wouldn’t pay for the costly drugs. His fight to get coverage exposed the insurer’s hidden procedures for r...
www.propublica.org
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
and we wonder why everyone fucking hates insurance companies and why the CEO was unalived.
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how bad do you have to fuck up to allow an exploit in fucking NOTEPAD
The AI features added to Notepad created a critical exploit vulnerable to loading a compromised txt file.
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
AI-upgraded Notepad now exposes Windows users to critical exploit
A critical remote code execution vulnerability found in the AI-upgraded Windows 11 Notepad has fueled renewed criticism of Microsoft's forced AI feature creep.
cybernews.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
how bad do you have to fuck up to allow an exploit in fucking NOTEPAD
wanna touch it?
“$50 DoorDash credit”
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
wanna touch it?
here you go. welcome to the penis checkpoint. may you have a slight reprieve from everything.
February 12, 2026 at 12:05 AM
here you go. welcome to the penis checkpoint. may you have a slight reprieve from everything.
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So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
um…why didn’t they alert the airlines? according to the article, American Airlines found out because people called and asked why their flights were cancelled and a restriction of 10 days.
Breaking News: The FAA halted all flights to and from the El Paso airport in Texas for 10 days, citing unspecified security reasons.
F.A.A. Halts All Flights at El Paso Airport for 10 Days
No flights would be allowed to or from the airport for 10 days under a flight restriction order that cited unspecified “special security reasons.”
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
um…why didn’t they alert the airlines? according to the article, American Airlines found out because people called and asked why their flights were cancelled and a restriction of 10 days.
i can feel a migraine coming and…girl this ain’t it.
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
i can feel a migraine coming and…girl this ain’t it.
weeeee. it’s cominggggggg!! 🚆
NEW STORY // Simulated 2 Line Service Begins Saturday, Bringing Riders a Frequency Boost
www.theurbanist.org/2026/02/10/s...
www.theurbanist.org/2026/02/10/s...
Simulated 2 Line Service Begins Saturday, Bringing Riders a Frequency Boost » The Urbanist
# On Saturday, February 14, simulated service on the full 2 Line will commence, with train operators mimicking the service patterns they intend to operate after the March 28 grand opening. Light rail ...
www.theurbanist.org
February 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
weeeee. it’s cominggggggg!! 🚆
what in the fuckery
"Edge is another step toward Grindr's mission of bringing 'gAI' — pronounced 'gay-I' — to its nearly 15 million monthly active users."
Everything about this is horrible.
Everything about this is horrible.
Grindr is testing a premium AI tier with prices up to $499 a month
Test prices for Grindr's AI subscription tier, "Edge," range from $80 to $220 a week — far more expensive than top offerings from Tinder and Hinge.
www.businessinsider.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
what in the fuckery
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They wanna "investigate" Bad Bunny for speaking Spanish but not Trump for being a p*dophile and showing up on the Epstein files a million times
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
They wanna "investigate" Bad Bunny for speaking Spanish but not Trump for being a p*dophile and showing up on the Epstein files a million times
thanks everyone for your support. i’m doing better today. was just in a bad place yesterday ❤️❤️
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
thanks everyone for your support. i’m doing better today. was just in a bad place yesterday ❤️❤️
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Hey y'all.
A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.
Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.
Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Hey y'all.
A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.
Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews.
Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
since thursday, and even more so today, i have never felt so unvalued, unappreciated, and disrespected at work. i can’t do this for much longer. but the job market is absolutely shit and i have no safety net, so i’m fucked either way.
February 9, 2026 at 11:34 PM
since thursday, and even more so today, i have never felt so unvalued, unappreciated, and disrespected at work. i can’t do this for much longer. but the job market is absolutely shit and i have no safety net, so i’m fucked either way.
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Friendly reminder that money speaks louder than anything. If you're currently using Nitro, you really should cancel it. I'm sorry if it means not being able to use your emotes wherever you want or whatever it actually does, but this is a little bigger than emotes.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Friendly reminder that money speaks louder than anything. If you're currently using Nitro, you really should cancel it. I'm sorry if it means not being able to use your emotes wherever you want or whatever it actually does, but this is a little bigger than emotes.