Rii the Artificer
@riirambles.bsky.social
Traveling crafter and traditional artist, mostly with Ren Fairs, van/tent life. Making things constantly, fascinated by all techniques and lore. She/They
For hire for literally any creative job you might have. If I can't do it, I know a guy. DM me!
For hire for literally any creative job you might have. If I can't do it, I know a guy. DM me!
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Hello, all! Fresh start, time for a thread of things I make!
Taking a drink order last night:
"And may I have a name for that?"
"Whatever."
"...okay, uh, what would you like to be called?"
"Suprise me."
"Okay, what will you respond to when your drink is ready?"
"I don't know."
"...Okay, how about 'You!'"
*uncommitted shrug*
Literally a fairy.
"And may I have a name for that?"
"Whatever."
"...okay, uh, what would you like to be called?"
"Suprise me."
"Okay, what will you respond to when your drink is ready?"
"I don't know."
"...Okay, how about 'You!'"
*uncommitted shrug*
Literally a fairy.
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Taking a drink order last night:
"And may I have a name for that?"
"Whatever."
"...okay, uh, what would you like to be called?"
"Suprise me."
"Okay, what will you respond to when your drink is ready?"
"I don't know."
"...Okay, how about 'You!'"
*uncommitted shrug*
Literally a fairy.
"And may I have a name for that?"
"Whatever."
"...okay, uh, what would you like to be called?"
"Suprise me."
"Okay, what will you respond to when your drink is ready?"
"I don't know."
"...Okay, how about 'You!'"
*uncommitted shrug*
Literally a fairy.
Happy cat mini painting.✨️
Thanking my friend for letting me paint in his garage by filling his house with many tiny paintings (and bigger ones next week hopefully!) I got a pet portrait commission as well, so enough to keep me busy for the next few weeks.
Thanking my friend for letting me paint in his garage by filling his house with many tiny paintings (and bigger ones next week hopefully!) I got a pet portrait commission as well, so enough to keep me busy for the next few weeks.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy cat mini painting.✨️
Thanking my friend for letting me paint in his garage by filling his house with many tiny paintings (and bigger ones next week hopefully!) I got a pet portrait commission as well, so enough to keep me busy for the next few weeks.
Thanking my friend for letting me paint in his garage by filling his house with many tiny paintings (and bigger ones next week hopefully!) I got a pet portrait commission as well, so enough to keep me busy for the next few weeks.
Ok but never mind concerts, introduce yourself with five musicals you've seen:
Hadestown
Buena Vista Social Club
RENT
Little Shop of Horrors
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Hadestown
Buena Vista Social Club
RENT
Little Shop of Horrors
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
ok but never mind concerts, introduce yourself with five musicals you've seen:
Cats
Wicked
Phantom
Hamilton
RENT
Cats
Wicked
Phantom
Hamilton
RENT
ok but never mind concerts, introduce yourself with five musicals you've seen:
Six
Lion King
Hadestown
Chicago
Hamilton
Six
Lion King
Hadestown
Chicago
Hamilton
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ok but never mind concerts, introduce yourself with five musicals you've seen:
Hadestown
Buena Vista Social Club
RENT
Little Shop of Horrors
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Hadestown
Buena Vista Social Club
RENT
Little Shop of Horrors
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
My friend is letting me paint in his basement, so I have entrenched and am busy experimenting! I have a friend asking for a pet portrait and I've got a few other exciting things.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My friend is letting me paint in his basement, so I have entrenched and am busy experimenting! I have a friend asking for a pet portrait and I've got a few other exciting things.
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yeah sex is cool, but have you ever managed to figure out a drawing problem at 4am and reconvinced yourself you might be a somewhat decent artist after all?!
me sketching the challenging pose/perspective: haha whoooo yes hahahahaha
me inking the challenging pose/perspective: I’m a fraud. A failure. An affront before the gods a worthless husk a non artist a sad pathetic waste of space a hack an unworthy hack
me inking the challenging pose/perspective: I’m a fraud. A failure. An affront before the gods a worthless husk a non artist a sad pathetic waste of space a hack an unworthy hack
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
yeah sex is cool, but have you ever managed to figure out a drawing problem at 4am and reconvinced yourself you might be a somewhat decent artist after all?!
I like to think I give people a good time for their money ('bout to get back from break to sell artisanal coffee to fun nerds), but I also wouldn't call myself successful in a traditional American sense.
To be successful in America you have to be able to and willing to fool people out of their money.
You're *smart* if you are willing to be a peice of shit.
You're *smart* if you are willing to be a peice of shit.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I like to think I give people a good time for their money ('bout to get back from break to sell artisanal coffee to fun nerds), but I also wouldn't call myself successful in a traditional American sense.
I posted a pancake recipe a few months back, and I'm sorry but it was VASTLY INFERIOR to this one. The other one got too liquidy and needed some fluff, these ones are perfect and fluffy every time. Best I've made. All the best recipes are handwritten and passed among friends on scrap paper.
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I posted a pancake recipe a few months back, and I'm sorry but it was VASTLY INFERIOR to this one. The other one got too liquidy and needed some fluff, these ones are perfect and fluffy every time. Best I've made. All the best recipes are handwritten and passed among friends on scrap paper.
My musical theater obsession is cute when I'm singing Sound of Music in the kitchen, but then I stay in bed past my partner so I don't annoy him while I listen to the second half Assassins (I stopped on the Lee Harvey Oswald song yesterday, I was so curious...) and it seems less cute somehow.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My musical theater obsession is cute when I'm singing Sound of Music in the kitchen, but then I stay in bed past my partner so I don't annoy him while I listen to the second half Assassins (I stopped on the Lee Harvey Oswald song yesterday, I was so curious...) and it seems less cute somehow.
Morning practice. Realizing that obsessively drawing circles and trying to perfect them as a kid paid off.
I've always struggled with the traditional advice with drawing heads of attaching a face and jaw to the front of a circle, so I think the next few days I want to work with that.
I've always struggled with the traditional advice with drawing heads of attaching a face and jaw to the front of a circle, so I think the next few days I want to work with that.
November 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Morning practice. Realizing that obsessively drawing circles and trying to perfect them as a kid paid off.
I've always struggled with the traditional advice with drawing heads of attaching a face and jaw to the front of a circle, so I think the next few days I want to work with that.
I've always struggled with the traditional advice with drawing heads of attaching a face and jaw to the front of a circle, so I think the next few days I want to work with that.
Ripped my most easily wearable pants on a hike with friends, and then spent the next few weeks making this unhinged patch. Was mostly curious if I could make somewhat realish sketches witg string. Delighted with the result.
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ripped my most easily wearable pants on a hike with friends, and then spent the next few weeks making this unhinged patch. Was mostly curious if I could make somewhat realish sketches witg string. Delighted with the result.
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As ICE continues to terrorize our communities, kidnapping our neighbors, 9 cyclists came together this morning at 6am to buyout 5 vendors and donate the food to a local shelter. They went home safe, hungry ppl were fed, this is #BikeChi ✊🏽
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
As ICE continues to terrorize our communities, kidnapping our neighbors, 9 cyclists came together this morning at 6am to buyout 5 vendors and donate the food to a local shelter. They went home safe, hungry ppl were fed, this is #BikeChi ✊🏽
I just love all these mice so much, idk I can't stop drawing them. Blessings on all small things.
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I just love all these mice so much, idk I can't stop drawing them. Blessings on all small things.
Working up my portraiture. Having a lot of fun with color. Never thought I'd be a colored pencil person, but I'm obsessed now and can't stop.
Pose reference @adorkastock.com .
Pose reference @adorkastock.com .
October 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Working up my portraiture. Having a lot of fun with color. Never thought I'd be a colored pencil person, but I'm obsessed now and can't stop.
Pose reference @adorkastock.com .
Pose reference @adorkastock.com .
Some sweet simple things I made this week.
September 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Some sweet simple things I made this week.
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Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️
I haven't drawn a lot of snakes, but it's breaking my symmetry brain in such a good way. Mammals have a rigid structure so you can guess where the opposite limb is even if you can't see it. There's a reason for how a snake's body lies, but it can be so much more fluid. Love this challenge!
September 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I haven't drawn a lot of snakes, but it's breaking my symmetry brain in such a good way. Mammals have a rigid structure so you can guess where the opposite limb is even if you can't see it. There's a reason for how a snake's body lies, but it can be so much more fluid. Love this challenge!
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
Did a simple little cage on this guy for a patron to make it wearable again.
September 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Did a simple little cage on this guy for a patron to make it wearable again.
I wrote a blog about the themes in Hadestown, and a little about Charlie Kirk.
www.twelfthhouse.art/blog/show-th...
www.twelfthhouse.art/blog/show-th...
Show the Way the World Could Be - Hadestown and the World We Live In — Twelfth House Art
On the day Charlie Kirk was shot, I was seeing Hadestown on Broadway. It's my favorite musical at the moment for the times we're living in. The musical retells the story of Orpheus and Euridece in mo...
www.twelfthhouse.art
September 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I wrote a blog about the themes in Hadestown, and a little about Charlie Kirk.
www.twelfthhouse.art/blog/show-th...
www.twelfthhouse.art/blog/show-th...
I have been trying to get by without a spell-checker or suggested words for six months (a year? I forget at this point). The most shocking development thus far is that learning my most common spelling mistakes has changed the way I pronounce vowels daily.
September 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I have been trying to get by without a spell-checker or suggested words for six months (a year? I forget at this point). The most shocking development thus far is that learning my most common spelling mistakes has changed the way I pronounce vowels daily.
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Sahar, who has once again had her account deleted is now being pressured extremely aggressively to pay rent for the lot where her family has set up their tent. Can you imagine being threatened with homelessness again in the midst of the increasing genocide? She needs $600 please do what you can
Donate to Urgent Aid for Sahar’s Family – Food, Shelter & Medicine, organized by Mahmoud Shehada
Hi world , it’s Sahar
Please read this as if I'm a member … Mahmoud Shehada needs your support for Urgent Aid for Sahar’s Family – Food, Shelter & Medicine
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September 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sahar, who has once again had her account deleted is now being pressured extremely aggressively to pay rent for the lot where her family has set up their tent. Can you imagine being threatened with homelessness again in the midst of the increasing genocide? She needs $600 please do what you can
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Oh me? I keep a sketch page where I doodle my characters kissing when I get overwhelmed
September 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh me? I keep a sketch page where I doodle my characters kissing when I get overwhelmed
Yeesh, I need to get back to art so I can cultivate some magic rather than share my sad takes. Making pretty things Monday, I promise.
September 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yeesh, I need to get back to art so I can cultivate some magic rather than share my sad takes. Making pretty things Monday, I promise.
I have consumed more horrible images in the past three years than I ever have, and honestly, it's made me a worse person. Angrier, more anxious, on edge. I sometimes forget how to feel joy when good things happen. I'm aware, luckily, and stop when I've seen too much, but it leaves marks.
We’ve had wide-spread Internet gore for a while now, and mysteriously, online-poisoned mass shootings and global fascist violence just keep accelerating (even as general crime rates continue to decline).
I think there’s a serious flaw with “people need to see gore to stop being fascists” theory.
I think there’s a serious flaw with “people need to see gore to stop being fascists” theory.
September 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have consumed more horrible images in the past three years than I ever have, and honestly, it's made me a worse person. Angrier, more anxious, on edge. I sometimes forget how to feel joy when good things happen. I'm aware, luckily, and stop when I've seen too much, but it leaves marks.