Reynardo the Red
@reynardo.bsky.social
Tall, incredibly gorgeous Redhead
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
"Am I correct, Gerard, in observing that the young lady watching us has ... normally-shaped hands?"
"Indeed, she has two, Daphne."
"So she wouldn't miss one, I'm sure. And the we needn't wear gloves all thr time to hide our own sad appendages."
"The you should ask her to join us."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Indeed, she has two, Daphne."
"So she wouldn't miss one, I'm sure. And the we needn't wear gloves all thr time to hide our own sad appendages."
"The you should ask her to join us."
#GirlsOwnCC
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December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Am I correct, Gerard, in observing that the young lady watching us has ... normally-shaped hands?"
"Indeed, she has two, Daphne."
"So she wouldn't miss one, I'm sure. And the we needn't wear gloves all thr time to hide our own sad appendages."
"The you should ask her to join us."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Indeed, she has two, Daphne."
"So she wouldn't miss one, I'm sure. And the we needn't wear gloves all thr time to hide our own sad appendages."
"The you should ask her to join us."
#GirlsOwnCC
Wooooot!
…..highly commended to @reynardo.bsky.social and everyone who considered this an early prequel to Alien. More to amuse you at #GirlsOwnCC
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wooooot!
Omg - @girlsown.bsky.social - it seems that The Artist Who Cannot Draw Hands has historical precedent!
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Omg - @girlsown.bsky.social - it seems that The Artist Who Cannot Draw Hands has historical precedent!
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November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The clock is ticking down. Currently, it's 8 hours 8 minutes until midnight. Good luck, everyone. #Whamageddon.
(And remember - covers don't count, but as soon as you recognise the original, you've been Whammed.)
(And remember - covers don't count, but as soon as you recognise the original, you've been Whammed.)
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The clock is ticking down. Currently, it's 8 hours 8 minutes until midnight. Good luck, everyone. #Whamageddon.
(And remember - covers don't count, but as soon as you recognise the original, you've been Whammed.)
(And remember - covers don't count, but as soon as you recognise the original, you've been Whammed.)
Reposted by Reynardo the Red
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (30s?) is sitting on a quiet park bench next to a gurgling stretch of river.
Body gently curved around a tiny new human in her arms who is having a feed.
A soft smile on Mum's face.
A treasured moment of peace. (1)
A woman (30s?) is sitting on a quiet park bench next to a gurgling stretch of river.
Body gently curved around a tiny new human in her arms who is having a feed.
A soft smile on Mum's face.
A treasured moment of peace. (1)
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (30s?) is sitting on a quiet park bench next to a gurgling stretch of river.
Body gently curved around a tiny new human in her arms who is having a feed.
A soft smile on Mum's face.
A treasured moment of peace. (1)
A woman (30s?) is sitting on a quiet park bench next to a gurgling stretch of river.
Body gently curved around a tiny new human in her arms who is having a feed.
A soft smile on Mum's face.
A treasured moment of peace. (1)
"Look, I only just met you, and this is rather presumptuous of me, but perhaps if you were to give me your address, we could go for a walk together?"
"Sir, not only have we not been formally introduced, but isn't that your wife sitting beside you?"
"Minor point."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Sir, not only have we not been formally introduced, but isn't that your wife sitting beside you?"
"Minor point."
#GirlsOwnCC
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November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Look, I only just met you, and this is rather presumptuous of me, but perhaps if you were to give me your address, we could go for a walk together?"
"Sir, not only have we not been formally introduced, but isn't that your wife sitting beside you?"
"Minor point."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Sir, not only have we not been formally introduced, but isn't that your wife sitting beside you?"
"Minor point."
#GirlsOwnCC
"I say, Edgar. Are these all space aliens wearing high headgear to cover their large upwardly-protruding brains, or are they just ladies following the latest fashion?"
"It's easy to tell the difference. Just check their hands for abnormalities."
*pause*
"Oh. Dear."
#GirlsOwnCC
"It's easy to tell the difference. Just check their hands for abnormalities."
*pause*
"Oh. Dear."
#GirlsOwnCC
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November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"I say, Edgar. Are these all space aliens wearing high headgear to cover their large upwardly-protruding brains, or are they just ladies following the latest fashion?"
"It's easy to tell the difference. Just check their hands for abnormalities."
*pause*
"Oh. Dear."
#GirlsOwnCC
"It's easy to tell the difference. Just check their hands for abnormalities."
*pause*
"Oh. Dear."
#GirlsOwnCC
Drop some animation
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Drop some animation
"I feel so ashamed."
"It's all right, Gerald. Many men don't even want to take the time to search properly, or think that such a small thing doesn't matter. And yet, it brings such pleasure ..."
"But you say it's easy. I've been looking for an hour, and I still can't find Wally."
#GirlsOwnCC
"It's all right, Gerald. Many men don't even want to take the time to search properly, or think that such a small thing doesn't matter. And yet, it brings such pleasure ..."
"But you say it's easy. I've been looking for an hour, and I still can't find Wally."
#GirlsOwnCC
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November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
"I feel so ashamed."
"It's all right, Gerald. Many men don't even want to take the time to search properly, or think that such a small thing doesn't matter. And yet, it brings such pleasure ..."
"But you say it's easy. I've been looking for an hour, and I still can't find Wally."
#GirlsOwnCC
"It's all right, Gerald. Many men don't even want to take the time to search properly, or think that such a small thing doesn't matter. And yet, it brings such pleasure ..."
"But you say it's easy. I've been looking for an hour, and I still can't find Wally."
#GirlsOwnCC
9 years ago, we found a tiny kitten (and her sisters) in the compost bin beside our house, where her mum thought they'd be safe. Four weeks later, we brought the kittens inside. Two were adopted; Bilqis stayed (because she had His Nibs wrapped around her little paws).
Happy Findustag Miss B!
Happy Findustag Miss B!
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
9 years ago, we found a tiny kitten (and her sisters) in the compost bin beside our house, where her mum thought they'd be safe. Four weeks later, we brought the kittens inside. Two were adopted; Bilqis stayed (because she had His Nibs wrapped around her little paws).
Happy Findustag Miss B!
Happy Findustag Miss B!
No, George, I will not give you my hand in marriage, my firstborn, or even my pardon. You interrUpted my reading time, and thus I know we shall *never* suit.
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
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November 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No, George, I will not give you my hand in marriage, my firstborn, or even my pardon. You interrUpted my reading time, and thus I know we shall *never* suit.
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
Reposted by Reynardo the Red
I took a teaspoon from the office on holiday to Thailand before returning it to the drawer. I bet its teaspoon mates don't believe where it was for two weeks.
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I took a teaspoon from the office on holiday to Thailand before returning it to the drawer. I bet its teaspoon mates don't believe where it was for two weeks.
Hi Melbournites. I'd like to apologise about the weather. You see, on Friday, I took most of my winter clothes and packed them away, ready for next year. So of *course* we're having a polar blast now ...
October 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hi Melbournites. I'd like to apologise about the weather. You see, on Friday, I took most of my winter clothes and packed them away, ready for next year. So of *course* we're having a polar blast now ...
"Edward, you're 25, boys don't play with dolls, and most importantly, Miss Clark from next door is a real person! Now put her back where you found her, and I'm not buying you any more chloroform!"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
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October 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Edward, you're 25, boys don't play with dolls, and most importantly, Miss Clark from next door is a real person! Now put her back where you found her, and I'm not buying you any more chloroform!"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
Reposted by Reynardo the Red
Daily bunny no.3119 is heading to the big city
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Daily bunny no.3119 is heading to the big city
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October 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"You know Papa says we shouldn't give them names. We just get too attached"
"Don't you listen to her, little Cutlet. Nor you, Sunday Roast."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Don't you listen to her, little Cutlet. Nor you, Sunday Roast."
#GirlsOwnCC
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October 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"You know Papa says we shouldn't give them names. We just get too attached"
"Don't you listen to her, little Cutlet. Nor you, Sunday Roast."
#GirlsOwnCC
"Don't you listen to her, little Cutlet. Nor you, Sunday Roast."
#GirlsOwnCC
@markey.senate.gov Dear sir, I saw those pics of you standing there with the Trans flag, standing up for our friends and family. Thank you.
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
@markey.senate.gov Dear sir, I saw those pics of you standing there with the Trans flag, standing up for our friends and family. Thank you.
@maddow.msnbc.com Here is the protest at Yosemite National Park. The sign reads "ICE melts in the California sun".
October 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@maddow.msnbc.com Here is the protest at Yosemite National Park. The sign reads "ICE melts in the California sun".
This is making me cry. www.wehi.edu.au/support-us/s...
Honouring Catherine McLean
Catherine McLean was a much-loved colleague at WEHI for over 20 years and a valued contributor to the WEHI community.
www.wehi.edu.au
October 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This is making me cry. www.wehi.edu.au/support-us/s...
"It's a variant of Prickly Pear, Gerald. Harmless to virgins, but delivering a dose of sleeping venom to profligates and those of dubious morals. But at least I know both of us will be fine, won't we? Gerald? Gerald???"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
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October 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"It's a variant of Prickly Pear, Gerald. Harmless to virgins, but delivering a dose of sleeping venom to profligates and those of dubious morals. But at least I know both of us will be fine, won't we? Gerald? Gerald???"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC