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Reynardo the Red
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Tall, incredibly gorgeous Redhead
Agreed. I hate needles. Detest them. Shingles (part 2) made me lose my balance for a day - not dizzy, just wobbly all over the place.

Still beats getting shingles.

Also, it's a totally non-scientific fact that a cute bandaid makes the shot hurt less and work better.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Have had similar problems with a lovely friend whose default attitude was "Flirtatious". I straight-out asked "Is this an offer, or just shitstirring? Either is great, and I'm enjoying the banter if it's the latter, but do please let me know." Gives them an out.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Oh bravo!
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Harsh.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's a difficult decision. Solution: If one needs a comedic relief, then the latter. Need the energy to rise up and overthrow the oppressors? Definitely the former.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
... or wheels or pedestals or tentacles or thigh-high stiletto boots...
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Note to self - Do Not Read These While Eating. Excuse me while I wipe down my keyboard.
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What? Oh no!
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"How long has it been there?"

"Since we moved here."

"And that was?"

"15 years ago."

"Oh."

Real conversation here about a month ago.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You ladies of merry England ...
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rude! Nothing wrong with a set of fine-waled brown cords.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
.... ew
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dammit, I only *just* got the Narwhal song out of my head. Thanks.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwq...
Narwhals : animated music video : MrWeebl
YouTube video by Weebl's Stuff
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
*Slow Appreciative Clap*
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Then how does one explain Rochester?
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If only there were full-body protective gear easily available. But maybe that wouldn't be enough either.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
There ought to be a biohazard warning.
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
.... I dread to ask.
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Glycerine or a gelatin replacement? A dear friend used to use seaweed agar.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM