Captain Spaulding
@respecttherules.bsky.social
I prefer to remain an enigma.
How’s everyone enjoying the fall of western civilization?
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
How’s everyone enjoying the fall of western civilization?
My favorite dinosaur is the Ankylosaurus.
August 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My favorite dinosaur is the Ankylosaurus.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you find yourself in the woods for some reason and you see a random freaking door, do not walk through that door. If you see stairs or a staircase, do not walk up those stairs. It seems like this should be common sense. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
April 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you find yourself in the woods for some reason and you see a random freaking door, do not walk through that door. If you see stairs or a staircase, do not walk up those stairs. It seems like this should be common sense. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Someone said that Elon is the new My Pillow guy and I can’t stop laughing 💀
March 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Someone said that Elon is the new My Pillow guy and I can’t stop laughing 💀
Surviving the Apocalypse.
February 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Surviving the Apocalypse.
Good luck with that!
February 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Good luck with that!
My wife just threatened to Misery me Annie Wilkes style. I’ve never been more scared.
January 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My wife just threatened to Misery me Annie Wilkes style. I’ve never been more scared.
Dumplings imply the existence of a much larger Dumple.
January 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Dumplings imply the existence of a much larger Dumple.
Going live at 9 tonight on Tcitwh! Playing Witcher 3! Respect_The_Rules
January 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Going live at 9 tonight on Tcitwh! Playing Witcher 3! Respect_The_Rules
Somebody help me out. What are Q Tips for? If you’re not supposed to put them in your ears, what is their intended purpose? What were Q Tips invented to do? I’m at a loss.
January 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Somebody help me out. What are Q Tips for? If you’re not supposed to put them in your ears, what is their intended purpose? What were Q Tips invented to do? I’m at a loss.
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I’ve been informed that Dr. Marten is now available to provide FREE dental work to anyone giving a “Roman salute”.
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’ve been informed that Dr. Marten is now available to provide FREE dental work to anyone giving a “Roman salute”.
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
Pass it on! 🥾🦷
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Y’all, I was right- the vibes on TikTok are rotten. ‘Free Luigi’ comments used to be everywhere, but now? Boom, instant removal. Luigi’s not free, and neither are we. TikTok is the bad place.
#tiktok #censorship #thebadplace
#tiktok #censorship #thebadplace
January 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Y’all, I was right- the vibes on TikTok are rotten. ‘Free Luigi’ comments used to be everywhere, but now? Boom, instant removal. Luigi’s not free, and neither are we. TikTok is the bad place.
#tiktok #censorship #thebadplace
#tiktok #censorship #thebadplace
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He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
January 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.
Today I’ve been thinking about Star Wars. And how the dumbest person in the galaxy helped Palpatine gain power and become a vile, fascist, remorseless tyrant. No reason. Just thinking about Star Wars.
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Today I’ve been thinking about Star Wars. And how the dumbest person in the galaxy helped Palpatine gain power and become a vile, fascist, remorseless tyrant. No reason. Just thinking about Star Wars.
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They absolutely buried TikTok in a Pet Sematary because what was resurrected was NOT what was laid to rest.
We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.
We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.
January 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
They absolutely buried TikTok in a Pet Sematary because what was resurrected was NOT what was laid to rest.
We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.
We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.
Anybody else see Roxanne Perez knock that woman over on Raw? And then straight to commercial!
January 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Anybody else see Roxanne Perez knock that woman over on Raw? And then straight to commercial!
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hello 9-1-1, there’s a cat on my lap and i have to pee.
January 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
hello 9-1-1, there’s a cat on my lap and i have to pee.
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Lot of bigots showing up. Remember, don't interact. Just report and block block block.
January 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Lot of bigots showing up. Remember, don't interact. Just report and block block block.
It’s time for Monday Night Raw!!!
January 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It’s time for Monday Night Raw!!!
I believe in Joe Hendry!
January 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I believe in Joe Hendry!