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Sweasel von Trapped in Montresor's Cellars @irritatingly.gay · 8h

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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpoc AA @tansy.bsky.social · 18d

Finally, autism has arrived

A happy little puppy jumping out of a leaf pile with maple, oak and birch leaves! A surprised woolly bear caterpillar is also going flying. The puppy has a pumpkin on his head and his paws are against his cheeks in delight and excitement. Around him are the words IT'S FINALLY AUTISM!

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14h

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 15h

things bullets say

Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 15h

Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 11h

Just FYI the Beyond Beef people make pizza pockets now

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 11h

Sell those bitches lol

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 16h

Probably more than I'm getting from my current employer

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 20h

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 21h

Turned down a job that wanted to hire me because it wouldn't be a good fit. Knowing my luck, this other gig I interviewed for that I do want, will probably turn me down. 😩

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1d

my father (a retired white engineer who has been in oklahoma for 40 years) is my weathervane for what normal people who just watch the news periodically think, and he was like “so, they want to call the guard out on a bunch of kids wearing frog suits? is that true?”, the admin is losing the PR war

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

WELKER: Are you looking at invoking the Insurrection Act?

VANCE: We have to remember we are talking about this bc crime has gotten out of control

W: Crime is down in both Chicago & Portland

V: Crime is down bc they are so overwhelmed at the local level they are not even keeping stats properly

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 1d

I'm so awkward during job interviews I'm not actually sure how I've managed to get employment at any point sometimes lol.

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Pumpkin... ganache??

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Same. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Y'all I found smoked mozzarella ravioli in the freezer section at Aldi today, and it's 🔥🔥🔥. The smoked flavor is nice and subtle instead of overpowering.

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Um are we sure that guy is not David Lynch living incognito??

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

My biggest curse is being a veterinary professional who is NOT an early riser but also doesn't care for ER/ICU work. 😢🫠

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 2d

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Oooh I have both jalapenos and basil in my container garden right now (because they're the only things that survived this hotass summer).

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

I've mentioned this before but I've always had vivid dreams, and there's a rotation of recurring buildings/interiors in them that don't correspond to anywhere IRL. Anyway, the one that shows up most frequently is also the most unsettling. Thanks, brain.

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit I love your outfit, or at least what I can see.

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so sorry, E. I know you gave her the best life. ♥️

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 2d

One of my favorite pizza combos, and I've had a lot, is this pesto pizza topped with paper thin slices of potato and roasted garlic. It was from a pizza place next to where I used to work in San Francisco. 😢

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adam - i'm an elephant @a.falk.wtf · 3d

I'm joining the war on Ms Rachel on the side of Ms Rachel

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 6d

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 7d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

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Corn Sweatpants @remirogers.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes I like to think about starting a craft business where everything is made from something secondhand, and I'd call it Trash Incorporated.

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