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Wren
@redwsailing.bsky.social
Gay pirate era, AuDHD, mid 30s, they/them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, Lego
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💙 oluwande "little spoon" boodhari 🧡
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Another Sunday with the OED - "gaydar" first appeared in print in 1986

Now, "jackhammer" first appeared in 1912 so I'm not entirely sure why I care about a ~15 year gap when my source material was playing with about 200 years but this is who I am as a person
8am on a Sunday, logging into my university's library so I can gain full access to the OED and check the etymology of "closet case" before using it in the billboard boys sequel
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Drinking my hot chocolate a la Ed Teach in every OFMD fic that involves hot chocolate - with an extra scoop of mix and as many mini marshmallows as could physically fit in the mug (much to spouse’s amusement and slight horror - hashtag Stede-coded)
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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THERE IS STILL TIME
March 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Indigo Girls
Against Me!
R.E.M.
Lavender Country
The B-52s
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Dar Williams
The Tragically Hip
The Weakerthans
Aimee Mann
Le Tigre
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Oasis
The National
Radiohead
Muse
The Tragically Hip
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Neighbors put up Xmas lights and despite our blackout curtains, it’s like a fucking rave in our bedroom and I am going to lose my fucking mind
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Had to slow things down a bit following the ships but very pleased with how this turned out 🌸🐝🪻
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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everything in my etsy shop is now 25% off through Dec 2nd!

theres stickers, tote bags, ornaments, embroidery, embroidery patterns, metal stamped keychains, and more 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I NEVER dream about the pirates but I just woke up from a vivid dream where we got a new episode where Stede had to go on a mission to rescue Ed from Ned Low and it included all sorts of insanity like sneaking through a swamp and walking on alligators and glowing wild dogs and surprise!!! 1/2
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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❤️ #ofmd
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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🥰

#ofmd
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My estranged mother-in-law loves nothing more than sending a religious holiday-themed sparkle gif with no other message beyond the heavily implied guilt trip 😐
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Hey friends! Billionaires don't need your money so make sure to shop small. I have spent a lot of time compiling this list and making graphics so please just look through them 😅
Clickable list at SamanthaRei.com/gifts
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The worst type of AuDHD meltdown is the one you can feel coming from a million miles away and you just know there’s nothing you can do to stop it - it’s just flittering around in the distance and you don’t know when it’s going to hit, just that it will soon and it’s going to fucking suck
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I will die on this hill
I am so firmly team "Ivan saw where things were headed and faked his death to get off the Revenge" that David Jenkins himself could show me his rotting corpse and I'd say "eh, sounds fake"
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Casually crying over this
As quickly as it came, though, the violence fades. The exhausted crew wanders off to find bunks and the ship’s freshest pair of mateys are left where it all began to reminisce. 11/12

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Been missing the Lego crew, so for #TakeTwoTuesday, let’s revisit the chaos I created for #OFMD ‘s 3rd bday earlier this year 💜
“We are gathered here, as friends, family, and employees, to celebrate the frankly embarrassing-“

“Hey!”

“-and annoying-“

“HEY!!!”

“love between Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet…” 1/12

#OurBricksMeanDeath #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD #OurFlagTurns3
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Papers come in next week but that’s a wrap on teaching

If I think too hard about everything that has happened in the past four months I will absolutely have a breakdown but I survived
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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✨💖
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Reminder that a free pattern is available for this design! 💙
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM