💥Richard with an💥R
@rbwaltonthereal.com
💥Democrat since 1972
💥Blogger at https://rbwaltonthereal.com/
💥Writer-Speculative fiction
💥BS Forestry 1978-UC Berkeley
Followers-@calltoactivism @glennkirschner @dknight10k @alcappuccinoit @kellyscaletta @patmaguire10
💥Blogger at https://rbwaltonthereal.com/
💥Writer-Speculative fiction
💥BS Forestry 1978-UC Berkeley
Followers-@calltoactivism @glennkirschner @dknight10k @alcappuccinoit @kellyscaletta @patmaguire10
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I know the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas. Black eyed peas can sing us a tune. Chickpeas can only hummus one.
(A rare "double pun")
(A rare "double pun")
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I know the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas. Black eyed peas can sing us a tune. Chickpeas can only hummus one.
(A rare "double pun")
(A rare "double pun")
". . . our troops deserve better."
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
". . . our troops deserve better."
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Why was Adele's phone bill so high? Because she must have called a thousand times.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why was Adele's phone bill so high? Because she must have called a thousand times.
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I decided to take the side mirrors off my car last week. I haven't looked back since.
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I decided to take the side mirrors off my car last week. I haven't looked back since.
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Occasionally, my nose runs.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Occasionally, my nose runs.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
a cat wearing a yellow scarf is sitting at a table with a plate of food and the words happy thanksgiving have a great day
ALT: a cat wearing a yellow scarf is sitting at a table with a plate of food and the words happy thanksgiving have a great day
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November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
My girlfriend is leaving me because she says I'm obsessed with Astronomy.
Seriously - what planet is she from?!
Seriously - what planet is she from?!
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My girlfriend is leaving me because she says I'm obsessed with Astronomy.
Seriously - what planet is she from?!
Seriously - what planet is she from?!
Woke up this morning with a cough.
I think I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But it's hard to say...
I think I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But it's hard to say...
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Woke up this morning with a cough.
I think I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But it's hard to say...
I think I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
But it's hard to say...
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm, and I couldn't wait to be a
grown-up, so I could go to bed whenever I wanted.
Turns out that's 9 pm.
grown-up, so I could go to bed whenever I wanted.
Turns out that's 9 pm.
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm, and I couldn't wait to be a
grown-up, so I could go to bed whenever I wanted.
Turns out that's 9 pm.
grown-up, so I could go to bed whenever I wanted.
Turns out that's 9 pm.
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So far I've lost two days. . .
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So far I've lost two days. . .
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I was accepted into nursing school at age of 17. I got ADN RN.I went back to school, got my BSN. I completed my MSN in Education. Now,I'm in my third year of a PhD at the University of Kansas.Throughout all my programs,I did residencies while working as oncology nurse. How I am not a professional?
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I was accepted into nursing school at age of 17. I got ADN RN.I went back to school, got my BSN. I completed my MSN in Education. Now,I'm in my third year of a PhD at the University of Kansas.Throughout all my programs,I did residencies while working as oncology nurse. How I am not a professional?
I would still vote for her.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I would still vote for her.
Dems vs Repubs by the numbers
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Dems vs Repubs by the numbers
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Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Yesterday evening, I had to change a light bulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar. My life is a joke.
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The Department of Education aims to reduce our nation’s debt, and their big idea is to remove NURSING from the “professional occupation” list? Seriously?
Of all the places to start, they targeted the one profession that is literally saving lives every single day.
We are not the problem.
Of all the places to start, they targeted the one profession that is literally saving lives every single day.
We are not the problem.
a group of nurses standing in a line with a man holding a diploma
ALT: a group of nurses standing in a line with a man holding a diploma
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November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Department of Education aims to reduce our nation’s debt, and their big idea is to remove NURSING from the “professional occupation” list? Seriously?
Of all the places to start, they targeted the one profession that is literally saving lives every single day.
We are not the problem.
Of all the places to start, they targeted the one profession that is literally saving lives every single day.
We are not the problem.
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When I was in college, I used to live on a houseboat and started dating the girl next door. Eventually, we drifted apart.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When I was in college, I used to live on a houseboat and started dating the girl next door. Eventually, we drifted apart.
Find someone who looks at you . . .
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Find someone who looks at you . . .
Senator Mark Kelly ⬇️
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Senator Mark Kelly ⬇️
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender, confused, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"🍷
The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender, confused, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"🍷
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender, confused, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"🍷
The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks at the bartender, confused, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"🍷
I shared a joke like this on twitter once. Several of my followers didn't understand it was a joke and tweeted me medical advice; "Be sure to take care of that. You can't ignore something like that."
I'm fine. It's a joke.
I'm fine. It's a joke.
I broke my finger last week...
On the other hand, I'm OK.
On the other hand, I'm OK.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I shared a joke like this on twitter once. Several of my followers didn't understand it was a joke and tweeted me medical advice; "Be sure to take care of that. You can't ignore something like that."
I'm fine. It's a joke.
I'm fine. It's a joke.
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Just so we’re ALL clear: the President of the United States made death threats toward sitting Democratic members of Congress.
But they’re always claiming Democrats are the dangerous ones, right?
(1/2)
But they’re always claiming Democrats are the dangerous ones, right?
(1/2)
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just so we’re ALL clear: the President of the United States made death threats toward sitting Democratic members of Congress.
But they’re always claiming Democrats are the dangerous ones, right?
(1/2)
But they’re always claiming Democrats are the dangerous ones, right?
(1/2)
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I’m sorry but this seems bad
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m sorry but this seems bad