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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 5h

Animal costumes are banned from the zoo after last Halloween’s tranquilizer dart incident.

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah, if my taxes are gonna go to people so they can eat, Im fine with that.

🎀 Nerdy Barbie 🧠 @literallylyss.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t get food stamps. I don’t even know what a food stamp card looks like. YET you could not pay me to care about what people are buying with theirs. My taxes can and are being used for worse things than people eating.

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Sir Chips @ramsizzzle.bsky.social · 20h

Arsenal are #Good

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⚜️New Logic @freshlogic.blacksky.app · 1d

“Go around the Constitution” GEEZUS CHRICE

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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 1d

Lmao what (from today's Breaker newsletter)

(Exclusive.) Bari Weiss this week clocks up four weeks on the job as chief booker (sorry, editor-in-chief) of CBS News. Breaker hears that she has unimpressed staffers with a series of bold ideas in the 9 am call.

Last week, following the jewel heist at The Louvre, Weiss suggested they interview author Dan Brown. Staffers questioned what expertise in the matter Brown would provide CBS News viewers? Brown is well known as the bestselling author of the 2003 mystery novel, The Da Vinci Code, about a murder at The Louvre.

On Tuesday’s 9 am call, Weiss suggested a story about how people who are scared of climate change aren’t having children. “She is showing her worst self,” one CBS News journalist told Breaker. “People are running to avoid her.”

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 2d

Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.

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Cooter Cutz LLC (🥳 11/4) @papito208.blacksky.app · 4d

As cheesy as 80s movies may be they had some fucking BANGERS for every scene

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 8d

Anything to get less of Stephen A Smith yelling about shit he knows nothing about.

pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 8d

(Also… NBA on NBC is just significantly better NBA coverage and presentation.)

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Sir Chips @ramsizzzle.bsky.social · 8d

My striker scores goals with his dick

Sir Chips @ramsizzzle.bsky.social · 8d

NBA on NBC is way better than anything ESPN/ABC ever did. The difference is clear

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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 8d

“Wait, you can do starting lineups!?!”

-ESPN/ABC

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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 8d

"This is perfectly good time for Stephen A. Smith to yell at the top of his lungs while the players are being introduced and you're wasting it by actually SHOWING the player introductions??!?!?!?!" - ESPN

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 8d

“Wait, you can do starting lineups!?!”

-ESPN/ABC

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Da Nang Dick @symfonikz.bsky.social · 9d

Spoiler alert: most men do not read enough to be proficient in Logic either 😂

thickamus prime @0hbetave.bsky.social · 9d

Also reading in general teaches you empathy. Men always use the “we’re logical” when their woman is trying to express how they feel to them, would happen much less if they read more romance.

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 10d

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11d

America-hating Antifa showing up for a *second* time today.

Empathy @constant-tummyache.bsky.social · 11d

Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.

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Sir Chips @ramsizzzle.bsky.social · 12d

They gave Ange THE SACK before he even got off the pitch

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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 13d

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Sir Chips @ramsizzzle.bsky.social · 13d

Cowboys & Aliens is a banger

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Char A Lot of Sangre @knaveryesque.bsky.social · 15d

I would establish a vast network of Stonehenge replica sites, but the standing stones will be covered with Quenya and Sindarin script discussing Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter & how great they are.

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 16d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 15d

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Sir Chips @ramsizzzle.bsky.social · 15d

Current read (actually like 1 of 5 books I got in the rotation right now).

The cover is so fucking fire

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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 17d

There is no insurrection in Portland unless you consider an uptick of people wearing inflatable frog costumes an insurrection.

No one is falling for this absurd propaganda, and there is NO justification for deploying our troops against peaceful American citizens.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18d

WELKER: Are you looking at invoking the Insurrection Act?

VANCE: We have to remember we are talking about this bc crime has gotten out of control

W: Crime is down in both Chicago & Portland

V: Crime is down bc they are so overwhelmed at the local level they are not even keeping stats properly