Lizard Queen / ragboooonehair
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An entirely separate class of problem. Reside in Scotland, live in my head. I write and craft and talk random shite. Mainly the last one. Queer, pretty left wing, fuck terfs/swerfs/bigots. They/she 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸
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Dating tip: don't kiss my hand but instead offer me dismal hills of mud. Because dire mounds are a girl's best friend.
Yuletide sign ups are open! Hopefully I can narrow my choices down for my offers before they close 😂
Fuckidy doo da. Left my headphones on my desk and only realised when I got on the bus 🙃

Going to have to sensorially rawdog the journey home.
Incredible scenes today as local neurospicy person finally decides what they can eat after four hours of every option being Not That.
Not a xmas beer but I once had an autumn/winter ale that tasted like a toffee apple made with bonfire toffee and I still think about it over 20 years later.
Lol yes, the 1981 radio show. Still had Ian Holm in it, but as Frodo
I have listened to the bbc radio adaptation about 10 times tho, so that's something
Also my brother has read it about 5 times, so I think he got all the Tolkien reading genes in the family.
I really should get round to reading Lord of the Rings at some point. I did try once. I made the mistake of reading a collected edition, which was like 6" thick and meant I'd been reading for 50 years, barely got a ¼ of an inch through and they still hadn't got to the top of the fucking mountain.
Hey. Sometimes the world is good and lovely, and it wraps you up in hope and beauty and warmth. Like it was a shawl.

The group who won were called The Coven btw.
A tumblr post by @notsofrangible:
the world has been horrifying recently but i have
personally witnessed something that brought me joy.

Every year, California's largest sheep and fiber festival, Lambtown, takes place in Dixon, CA. On the second day of Lambtown, teams of eight compete in a "sheep to shawl" competition, where the teams must start the day with un-spun wool and end the day with a 72" woven shawl. Teams may "warp" a loom ahead of time (where you thread the loom with its foundation of parallel
threads), but on the day of competition they must spin their wool into yarn and weave it into a complete shawl.

This year competition was stiff, and very very close, and the winning team finished their shawl with two and a half minutes to spare. Photo from tumblr post. Original image alt text "Two masterfully woven shawls lay folded in half
atop a green table. the distal shawl, in red and
green, has the second place ribbon. the first place and champion ribbons lay atop the shawl in the foreground, woven with the colors of the trans flag" Photo from the tumblr post. Original image alt text "a close up picture of a shawl woven in the colors
of the trans flag (blue, pink, and white), with first
place and champion ribbons resting on top of the
shawl." Screenshot from the @lambtownfestival Instagram page. It shows a person in a blue top working at a treadle loom weaving the shawl in the trans flag colours of blue, pink and white. Her greying hair is pulled back in a tight bun and she wears glasses. A pair of sandals are placed neatly next to the loom. She is weaving barefoot.
One thing I really like about the new office is it's a dog friendly building so my floof petting reserves are healthy. There's two adorable regulars on our floor, Bouncer and Pond, who is elderly and blind and needs a good sniff at you.

No clue what their humans are called.
How did I not know these existed? Also Frufoo sounds like a toy poodle name
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just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”
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this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
I'd forgotten about this lol
I'm a lover AND a fighter, as you can see for yourself via pay-per-view on Catch These OnlyHands
Just have to put someone kneeling in front of the armchair and you can reuse the movie poster too ;p
Sudden impulse to get another Beckett tattoo for some reason. I went with the usual Worstward Ho for the first one but maybe a "quote" from my favourite work for the next?

'Whistle from above.

He does not move.'
This is the only proper way to watch Beckett. This person understands Beckett on a level you and I cannot even hope to.
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
Tho that probably contributed to me realising quite late I'm neurodivergent myself because hey, this habit/sensitivity/behaviour/thinking MUST be normal - all my friends do it too! 😂
They're probably also neurospicy in some form tbh. I've found the folk I'm most comfortable with are usually also on the spectrum.
My own 80s junk food white whale was this stuff, which I longed for ardently but was not ever allowed.

Probably quite rightly, I'm sure it was full of shit and likely tasted horrible.
A 1980s advert for Bird's Ice Magic ice cream topping, with the strapline "Ice cream will never taste the same again." It shows a glass dish with white ice cream in it coated with chocolate topping, and lined up next to it are four cone shaped bottles of Ice Magic, with different colour tops to show the flavours.
Kicked off a nostalgic discussion of the terrible junk food of the 80s by mentioning Creamola Foam, which I wasn't Scottish enough to have tried in childhood. Might get some for the office though 😂
Oh it's absolutely perfect. RIP Sam, you would have loved this.
I shot a Halloween Porn. It's called Get Off.
I shot a Halloween Porn. It's called Sleepaway Tramp.
I shot a Halloween Porn. It's called '28 Gays Later'