Lizard Queen / ragboooonehair
@ragbonehair.bsky.social
An entirely separate class of problem. Reside in Scotland, live in my head. I write and craft and talk random shite. Mainly the last one. Queer, pretty left wing, fuck terfs/swerfs/bigots. They/she 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
Pinned
Dating tip: don't kiss my hand but instead offer me dismal hills of mud. Because dire mounds are a girl's best friend.
Me the two times I cooked things with meat in for exes: gloves, pack of pre-prepared meat I just had to open and dump in a pan, still opened at arms length with a 🤢 expression
Me with my partners dog: hand feeding her cooked chicken and cooing lovingly
Me with my partners dog: hand feeding her cooked chicken and cooing lovingly
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Me the two times I cooked things with meat in for exes: gloves, pack of pre-prepared meat I just had to open and dump in a pan, still opened at arms length with a 🤢 expression
Me with my partners dog: hand feeding her cooked chicken and cooing lovingly
Me with my partners dog: hand feeding her cooked chicken and cooing lovingly
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Now to spend my dinner time telling the dog it isn't her dinner.
She doesn't find me very convincing.
She doesn't find me very convincing.
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Now to spend my dinner time telling the dog it isn't her dinner.
She doesn't find me very convincing.
She doesn't find me very convincing.
I have the dog creature again and although she looks adorable and innocent her farts are fucking lethal tonight. May actually die from gas poisoning.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have the dog creature again and although she looks adorable and innocent her farts are fucking lethal tonight. May actually die from gas poisoning.
After 2 weeks of wfh and looking after my partner's dog while they're in hospital, I'll be back in the office Monday and I'm going to have to stop myself from saying "Did you have a nice horfle?" in an upbeat voice to coworkers when they finish their lunch.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
After 2 weeks of wfh and looking after my partner's dog while they're in hospital, I'll be back in the office Monday and I'm going to have to stop myself from saying "Did you have a nice horfle?" in an upbeat voice to coworkers when they finish their lunch.
Made the mistake of starting to scritch the dog. A mistake because the only acceptable time to stop according to her is "never".
Ah well. This is my life now.
*scritchscritchscritch*
Ah well. This is my life now.
*scritchscritchscritch*
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Made the mistake of starting to scritch the dog. A mistake because the only acceptable time to stop according to her is "never".
Ah well. This is my life now.
*scritchscritchscritch*
Ah well. This is my life now.
*scritchscritchscritch*
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actually unreal how funny this image is
June 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
actually unreal how funny this image is
Been giving the dog 'duck bites' as a treat, which obviously means I've been singing DuckTales to her.
But now she recognises 'duck' so I jokingly sang "🎵 Fuck tales 🎵" and got struck with the horrifying realisation that there probably is a porno version called that.
But now she recognises 'duck' so I jokingly sang "🎵 Fuck tales 🎵" and got struck with the horrifying realisation that there probably is a porno version called that.
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Been giving the dog 'duck bites' as a treat, which obviously means I've been singing DuckTales to her.
But now she recognises 'duck' so I jokingly sang "🎵 Fuck tales 🎵" and got struck with the horrifying realisation that there probably is a porno version called that.
But now she recognises 'duck' so I jokingly sang "🎵 Fuck tales 🎵" and got struck with the horrifying realisation that there probably is a porno version called that.
I have a dog asleep on my foot, which is sending my foot to sleep
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I have a dog asleep on my foot, which is sending my foot to sleep
I joined 25 days after Ao3 started. It's been a great 16 years.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I joined 25 days after Ao3 started. It's been a great 16 years.
Oh thank fuck 🫠 Shout out to @hexthervvv.bsky.social for helping me with the social calendar hints/talking me off the ledge 😂
#HiddenBooksGame
#HiddenBooksGame
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh thank fuck 🫠 Shout out to @hexthervvv.bsky.social for helping me with the social calendar hints/talking me off the ledge 😂
#HiddenBooksGame
#HiddenBooksGame
Does anyone have a hint for either the mug or the social calendar in #hiddenbookgame? @nationalbooktokens.bsky.social
My last two, I only screamed a couple of times this year 👍👍
My last two, I only screamed a couple of times this year 👍👍
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Does anyone have a hint for either the mug or the social calendar in #hiddenbookgame? @nationalbooktokens.bsky.social
My last two, I only screamed a couple of times this year 👍👍
My last two, I only screamed a couple of times this year 👍👍
HIDDEN BOOK GAME! @nationalbooktokens.bsky.social Hidden book game klaxon, this is not a drill!!
kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .
Alt: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
HIDDEN BOOK GAME! @nationalbooktokens.bsky.social Hidden book game klaxon, this is not a drill!!
Happy "let's explode a whale carcass with a half ton of dynamite" day! It's the 55th anniversary.
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Happy "let's explode a whale carcass with a half ton of dynamite" day! It's the 55th anniversary.
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I do know that it stands for 'non-contracted source' on our procurement software but I've been on Ao3 too long not to get jumpscared by NONCON every time.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I do know that it stands for 'non-contracted source' on our procurement software but I've been on Ao3 too long not to get jumpscared by NONCON every time.
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
Got advertised a cleaning motivation app for neurodivergent folk and then wasn't motivated enough to finish the initial questionnaire.
Target audience achieved and then lost.
Target audience achieved and then lost.
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Got advertised a cleaning motivation app for neurodivergent folk and then wasn't motivated enough to finish the initial questionnaire.
Target audience achieved and then lost.
Target audience achieved and then lost.
I need you to understand that however bad you think it's going to be before they start playing - it's so much worse.
November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I need you to understand that however bad you think it's going to be before they start playing - it's so much worse.
Eeesh 😬 Listening to the Dr Gwen Adshead Reith lectures on violence and she says you're most likely to be killed by the person you're sleeping with - "so be nice to them when you go home tonight"
Incredibly tone deaf attempt at a joke.
Incredibly tone deaf attempt at a joke.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Eeesh 😬 Listening to the Dr Gwen Adshead Reith lectures on violence and she says you're most likely to be killed by the person you're sleeping with - "so be nice to them when you go home tonight"
Incredibly tone deaf attempt at a joke.
Incredibly tone deaf attempt at a joke.
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“”AI” is a failed technology. … LLMs haven’t met any markers of success we’d apply to, well, literally any other technology.” Great article by Ethan Marcotte @ethanmarcotte.com
ethanmarcotte.com/wrote/agains...
ethanmarcotte.com/wrote/agains...
Against the protection of stocking frames. — ethanmarcotte.com
“Artificial intelligence” is a failed technology. It’s time we described it that way.
ethanmarcotte.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“”AI” is a failed technology. … LLMs haven’t met any markers of success we’d apply to, well, literally any other technology.” Great article by Ethan Marcotte @ethanmarcotte.com
ethanmarcotte.com/wrote/agains...
ethanmarcotte.com/wrote/agains...
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IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Woop woop!! Dick Cheney died!!
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock dancing with the words yay happy dance above them
Alt: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock dancing with the words yay happy dance above them
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November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Woop woop!! Dick Cheney died!!