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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 22h

Which breed has the hardest arteries?

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 23h

Jesus, in front of the PLA Navy?

a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .

ALT: a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 23h

limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 1d

100% on a mental fitness exam at Walter Reed is the new 1600 on the SAT

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

complete batshit insanity

Pregnant Women, DON’T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DON’T GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS! President DJT https://dailycaller.com/2025/10/21/fda-stayed-silent-potential-tylenol-risks-internal-reports/

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 1d

he'll be talking about this for years and he's already forgotten who charlie kirk was

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump in Malaysia: "United Nation should be doing this but they don't do it. They turned off my teleprompter when I made a speech. They're good at that. The escalator wasn't working."

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 2d

Plenty you could volunteer to do, right now, for free

CNN @cnn.com · 2d

“I am not done,” the former vice president said. “I have lived my entire career as a life of service and it’s in my bones,” she added.
https://cnn.it/4hs4aNi

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 2d

ICE raids restaurants and construction sites.

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 2d

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 2d

a woman with a name tag that says laurie is sitting at a table and says oh c ' mon now .

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claudia @claudiiigrl.bsky.social · 3d

tumblr post that reads:
sow without reaping tutorial
can i sow without reaping
why am i reaping what i sow reddit
is it normal to reap what you sow

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Instructive reading: www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...

Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible: The Surreal…

A journey into the glittering, surreal heart of 21st ce…

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Bare minimum for a candidate is to acknowledge that security policy has been a one-way ratchet and propose concrete steps to reverse it.

I donated to Obama in 2008 because he said he would end wars, close Gitmo, etc. I couldn’t be bothered in 2012 because he was full of shit.

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

What 2024 primary?

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 3d

It’s Friday

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Make Daylight Savings Time permanent. Going to work in the dark is fine. Leaving work in the dark is soul-crushing.

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t hate my constituents! I disrespect them!

Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 3d

Asked why he's refused to endorse Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries replies: "I have not refused to endorse; I have refused to articulate my position"

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Apparently Ripple is some crypto nonsense.

Destruction caused by the real Ripple tends to be localized within a single house party.

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Durbin? The guy whose state is currently under invasion?

Schiff?! Voting to confirm the person who will one day sentence him to a gulag.

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Probably, but Democrats shouldn't be an accessory to it. Trump was shutting down the government from day 1, whether or not he had the authority to do so.

limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Or, if we're lucky, Ernst Rohm

limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah but Danny Thomas lived until 1991. If nothing else, he remembers Marlo Thomas, who also did ads for St. Jude.

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Schizophrenia Simulator 2025

K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

Rob Schneider's old enough to remember sitcom star Danny Thomas, who famously founded St. Jude in 1962. Rob Schneider *knows* he's full of shit.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 3d

Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart - and what their powers are.
I replaced the bottom of the graphic which showed border patrol, ice national guard fbi DEA and secret service instead with old Wolfenstein 3D characters including German Shepherd, dog German trooper, SS guard, mutant guard, German officer, Hans grosse, doctor scharrs Hitler ghost, mech Hitler, and Hitler.

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limburguesa @quesador.bsky.social · 3d

What are the tells here (aside from the longwindedness)?