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Old Midgge
@pyronsanity.bsky.social
Graphic & Web Designer🔸No Party Affiliation because Country (the People) over Party🔸Xennial via the Silent Generation🔸Golden Rule or GTFO 🥾
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Me when fuckery’s afoot:

🎶 #FAFO! FAFO!
🎶 to fuck around we go
[ attempt Seven Dwarves whistling tune ]
🎶 FA, FO! FA, FO! FA, FO!
He really thinks he’s the main character in this story known as “Life” and we’re all NPCs that somehow everything comes down to him, doesn’t he?
December 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This reminds me of a dish that a friend brought to me post pregnancy: egg noods, cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, drained canned mushroom slices, and premade meatballs. She called it “Poor Man’s Stroganoff”
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I tried to lighten the mood since spouse was demanding to take me to a hospital at 5 o’clock in the morning on Monday out of concern. I felt a fart coming on, decided to say “hey, Macarena” afterwards. My pained laugh at the act did not help my “no hospital” case.
a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair
ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair
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December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reason #157 why I appreciate and adore my spouse: if I make pained noises about some physical ailment he takes it seriously.
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wondertwin powers, activate! Interior of Pop Tarts! Shape of Combos!

I ain’t paying $2.99 to fully find out how they are, so thanks for the savings, Imagination 🤗
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Fuck Times New Roman. Stupid modern shit. We need to return to this: illuminations. We need to return to the first letter on the page being a big picture.
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Join us for some parody caroling!
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December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For not having testicles it sure feels like I got punted square on with some steel toe boots.
a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor holding his stomach and laughing .
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December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Today’s CT and ultrasound agreed on three things:

1️⃣ There’s a 3cm mass/cyst on my left ovary with signs of rupture

2️⃣ Dilated veins left adnexa consistent with pelvic venous engorgement syndrome

3️⃣ DDx: hemorrhagic functional cyst, endometrioma or cystic ovarian neoplasm
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Maybe she’s has a genetic predisposition to cysts. Maybe it’s cancer?!
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December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Toddler can’t reach the water to wash their hands in the sink? Trim down the sides of a tall & narrow throwaway plastic container, add a hole to fit the faucet, a rubber band strap for stability, and customize for your needs

BOOM! Problem solved.

#Reduce #Reuse #Recycle #DIY #ShortMomSpecial
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If CBP becomes a client I’m fucking out, even if I’m not the designer working on the cut vinyl setups.
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Are we sure that raccoon isn’t from Florida? ‘Cause that’s certainly some Florida Man (or Woman) behavior of the “Ma’am, this is a Costco” level.
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If you’re a Naples, FL native or visitor did you ever wonder about or notice those stone pillars just beyond the bushes of the parking lot of Third Street South?

SURPRISE!

They’re grave markers for Plot N of Rosemary Cemetery (the small one by CVS & former Dirty Larry’s is Plot W).
Unmarked graves sit along one busy intersection in Naples
YouTube video by FOX 4 Now
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December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
An clip that says “everything reminds me of her” without words 🫢
‼️ The creamiest and most delicious Vanilla Bean ice cream of your life! ‼️

Recipe: payhip.com/SweetLosIceC...

Sending you all ease and comfort this Monday morning! #vanilla #icecream #recipe #recipeshare

🍽️ 🍜 🎥 📸 #food #foodie #foodsky #foodiesky #foodvideo
#foodporn #videooftheday #trendingvideo
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What America and the world are becoming is exactly why I didn’t want to have kids, even as a teenager.

Can ya’ll stop proving young me right for once?
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me when my follower count is at 666:
a woman in a black dress is holding a cup of coffee and smiling in goth .
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December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I really don’t think Herr Drumpf can pee standing up without getting it everywhere like a toddler. He looks like someone who sits to pee for “medical reasons” that would never admit that he thinks about Arnold Palmer when he drops a duece, especially when the bidet does its thing afterwards 😬
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Turned my wedding ring set into a slave bracelet bangle. Hopefully it’ll catch them the next time they try to fly off 🤞
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Rather proud that my biko got demolished at the Thanksgiving Filipino party yesterday given that I’m a half breed.

They’re like squishy coconut rice crispy brownies 🤷‍♀️

👀 ALT text for 🔗 to recipe, plus add lemongrass and ginger to the rice while it’s cooking for more flavor 😉

#GlutenFree #FoodSky
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sure, waste the itchy person’s time because you gotta feel better about yourself 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM